Why are imoutos so loving?

Why are imoutos so loving?

If I had a little sister and she drooled on my finger like that I'd kick her ass.

Imoutos belong in the trash. Nee-sans or nothing.

My little sister kicks my ass every fucking day, not like my animu at all

She wanted you to feel good asshole

Really? I was thinking that I'd probably fuck her.

>tfw no imouto

My little sister used to do stuff like this, not for my benefit, but because she enjoyed sucking on my finger for some reason.

I think you are deluded

...

Practice for when she gets to your dick.

Not sure. But onee san are far superior.

>Kirino
>Umaru
Basically a shit imouto.

>blogshit
But anyway, i use to lick my onee-san's feet. She enjoyed it, i enjoyed it, my mom was deeply concerned.

>If I had a little sister and she drooled on my finger like that I'd fuck her ass.
FTFY

>my mom was deeply concerned.
Made my day.

Your mom probably wanted it too.

Sucking on fingers is an imouto's way of calling attention to their dental health. You're supposed to help them clean their teeth if they do that.

Huh, I'm not the only one?

My sister also had a habit of ending up in my bed, so now whenever she comes to visit me my mother is afraid I'm going to fuck her.

I think we had a similar childhood. I still lay with my head in her lap as we watch tv.

My niece has this same thing with feet. I scold her everytime she does it it because it's unhygienic and weird.

I'm afraid I'm just making it taboo and she's going to become a "foot girl".

I'll kick your ass.

She licks your feet? Cute

I'll be honest: The imagined scenes were absolutely hot.

But the situation of how she got into it is just so absurd it killed my boner.

I mean, I still could powwer through, but still. This whole thing is just too bizarre, especially in regards to how casual the author and her schoolmates were about her drooling all over her own and somebody else's hand.

This coming from somebody who would drift off during class in high school while putting his hands together and licking the little crevace that your two thumbs make, pretending it was a pussy. I still tried to hide it as much as possible because I knew that people would fucking freak out.

Watching kewt animoo grills literally slobbing all over her own fucking hand at her school desk and getting caught red handed by her co-students and them being not even the slightest grossed out about it really breaks with my perception of the world.

That or, again, the author of this doesn't know how people work.

I've not lived with mine for years but when she visits we watch movies together and she sits on/next to my and lays her head on my chest/shoulder. It's pretty comfy

Nothing beats sisterly love.

Daughterly love is pretty close as far as comfy factor, but daughters are less likely to do accidental lewd things

No, quite the opposite. My daughter has used my knee to masturbate on more than one occasion.

I'm not sure how I would feel about that as her father, I guess I'll figure it out in a few years

Both akward and kind of funny. I was bouncing her up and down on my knee when i realized she was humping me. It has become a little less comfortable than it used to be

fag

Oh, I still do this with my youngest sister, and I know she gets off to it, but I pretend not to notice because it makes for a good laugh when she gasps and falls into the floor to cover up what it really was.

How old is your sister? My daughter is 7, so not sure she knows what it is.

The one that bounces on my knee is 12, she's fully aware of what she's doing, which is why she dives into the floor when she gasps or moans, hoping No one will realize what she's doing. It's hilarious

Ahh shit. Well that is kind of funny. Wonder if she knows you know.

It's a fucking comedy, you autistic realismfag

If it's a comedy then the humour is lost on me.

Much the same way that a precious, worthwhile life is lost on you.

Said the autistic realismfag who seriously complained because
>HURRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN REAL LIFE
Kill yourself

You guys scared off the only good part of this thread. Now i'll never get to hear about anons moaning sister

It's possible but I don't know, I usually laugh at her after her little stunt which she responds to by "attacking" me, which is usually her jumping on me followed by a lot of fake punches and her grinding on my lap

Tell that to the retard triggered because animu characters don't act realistically in a comedy
What's funnier is that the inbred dumbass got triggered by the drooling and the reactions to that rather than the fact that the OVAs revolve around a minor voicing porn, which is illegal
So yeah, the drooling and reactions to it are a pretty retarded thing to complain about if you wanna discuss realism in these OVAs

and what is your excuse for not pounding her 12 year old cunny as we speak?

Continue...

You should fuck her

So, have you done...lewd...thing with her?

Fuck that little slit till it is red as uncooked meat.

>there are Sup Forumsnons with 7 year old daughters
That's quite cute.
Hope you're showing her a bunch of cute magical girl shows.
Sakura and Precure.

I'm a grown man and a good onii-san and will not fuck my imouto.

Unless she asks nicely.

I'd say humping your leg counts as asking nicely, get to it.

I am. We are screening ccs togethet right now.

Not only humping his leg
>jumping on me followed by alot of fake punches and her grinding on my lap
She's practically begging you too senpai

At least try to stop her from becoming a slut, her libido is clearly too high.

Does she hates Tomoyo?

No? She thinks li is rude though.

This, it's your responsibility to take care of her urges.

Practically begging and actually begging are different things.

I probably would have fucked the older one had she not grown up to be a tumblerite land whale. Many years ago she would barge into my room and antagonize me until we "wrestled" in such a way that most of her clothes came off. unfortunately I failed this imouto, I can't let it happen again.

Well I'm sorry to say but your daughter has a mild case of shit taste. Tomoyo is terrible, please correct her ways.

Ill try, but she inhereted my shit taste.

That's honestly sad. So in 7 years or so Sup Forums will have another fem/a/non with shit taste.

Why is 3D shunned on Sup Forums unless it's slutty imoutos? Or is Sup Forums crossboarding again?

Does everything have to devolve into a fuck you my tastes are better contest? This is why Sup Forums is dying

Sorry... at least she is cute and into cosplay. Maybe she can reform cgl into a tolerable board?

Imoutos are 2.5 D and are only half shunned

Good idea. 3DPD drool is dirty.

>cosplay
Don't let her do it, unless you want her to lose her virginity on a gangbang at 15.

Of course

Because none of this is true, some guys are making up stories to entertain us for a few hours.
That's what I have to tell myself to stave off the jealousy.

Nope. Definitely gonna brainwash into loving me. She is not allowed to love other men. EVER.

>Imoutos are 2.5 D
That shits bad enough when the seiyuufags do it, dont try to extend it to ugly brats

I have no doubt its bullshit, but I dont know why Sup Forums is jerking off to the idea of 3D

Keep believing user, jealousy will eat you alive. If believing it's true gives you hope then believe it, or believing it's false gives you peace, then believe that instead.

Have faith, you'll have an Imouto someday user and then it will be your turn to share your stories with us

No user there are some little girls that really are sick fucks who want to kiss their big brother's dick. I remember when I was 12 one of my 7 year old cousins use to always like to lay on top of me, of course back then my dick was offline so I didnt really get turned on at all and found it really weird.

well, my sister two years younger and i used to do stuff, but you'd probably write it off as bullshit
i was so scared when she became a tumblrite that she would someday try to turn it into a rape accusation/ of course i wouldn't do anything against her will, but when rape is any physical contact without a signed disclaimer, i'm pretty fucked if anything ever comes up

No, i can confirm my daughter uses my knee to masturbate.

Elaborate user! What did you do you sly dog

Make sure she knows that option is available.

user, rape can be a wrong look, saying the wrong thing, or THINKING about a woman without consent now.

well
she was always a tomboy, we would wrestle alot. when we were 10 and 12, we would wrestle each other naked frequently. this often turned lewd, as occasionally i ended up kissing her place. we did this for two years. we played doctor alot too, which would end in intense nude hugging. she rubbed up against my dick several times, and one time i even fingered her nipples until she did what i thought was peeing at the time. and we challenged each other to rub our faces on each others butts.

>10 and 12
Gross the age difference isnt hot enough.

As much as I love my younger sisters I wish I had one this close in age to grow up with, mime that was 1.5 years younger died when I was a child.

would you feel better if i told you its an age difference of 2.5 years?

And I thought this one when time I entered the bathroom unaware my sister was meanwhile taking a shower would be an awkward memory

No, it should be 4 years to be hot.

I'm sorry for your loss user.

it is actually kind of surprising you and your sister did not play around more as kids. Seems like most siblings have some experience doing that (if they are of a similar age)

Did she hit you

Tried watching Dandelion, dropped after one episode, wasn't really feeling it.

Oniichan Dakedo was great, until other girls showed up. I stopped halfway through the episode, should I continue with it?

When you have kids of both genders that close together from what ive seen lewd wresling and exploration is almost inevitable. And because you were both prepubescent and had no clue what you were feeling i dont think she could ever pin anything on you legally or socially

user how did this only happen to you once? It happened to me so often that I would just go in and brush my teeth and stuff while she was in the shower and neither of us gave a shit

Fuck why do i only have two obnoxious little brothers. Why can't i also have a quite little sister which wants to watch movies with me. Some people will never know how it is to grow up with a cute little sister.
The world is cold.....dark and lonely.....my dreams are the only escape from this torture. Maybe i will have an imouto in my dreams.

Have a daughter. Similar experience.

it kept me up at night many years in highschool when i realized that i'd molested my little sister. until i eventually accepted my incest fetish.
well, she always acted younger than her age, so she felt much younger, and i had a very good memory as a child, i remember before she was born even though i was only 1 or 2. the age gap felt much further than it actually was

I use to troll my big sister when I was a kid. I have no little sister only a little brother who didnt exist while I was a kid.

Well, now you mention it, I remember this one time when I was 7 and my sister was 8 (so no imouto, I guess). We were taking a bath together and she tried to explain me the concept of having a shag (peepee in vajayjay&basically how you'd expect an 8 y-old to explain it), which turned into a short wrestle, trying to re-enact the practice.

Nah, she just said something like: "HEY" so I 360'd and walked away.

>12-14
>prepubescent
i also had to drop out of public school in 9th grade when i got accused of making rape threats by a hamgalaxy my parents knew. of course i didn't do shit, but she hated me because we both used to be homeschooled and she didn't want people to think she was uncool. i didn't realize until then just how much people wanted to be seen as normal.
>blogshit
i'm sorry

The blog imouto thread sure are bad. This literally doesn't belong on Sup Forums. You guys aren't even pretending this is supposed to be board related any more.

>i also had to drop out of public school in 9th grade when i got accused of making rape threats
I cant believe America actually takes middle school student rape accusations seriously, my god the feminazis have this country fucked up.

9th grade is year 1 of highschool in america

Not really because you grow up with your imouto while you're already grown up when you have a daughter.
That's why you will never be able to connect with your daughter on the same level as you would connect with your imouto.