/HJG/ HURRICANE JESUS GENERAL

Jose is headed up the coast, Maria is presently a tropical storm, and they are scheduled to collide roughly September the 23rd. It looks like Washington may be gone.

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I'M READY!

>they are scheduled to collide roughly September the 23rd
If they collide, it may result in a HyperCane which could destroy half of the US within hours.

reroll, kek confirms it

The moment when you realize the jews are creating hurricanes to destroy America because it's leader knows the truth about the jews

>I'm gonna miss TGS because this bitch feels the need to finish what Irma started
Fuck this world.

Hypercane fusion confirmed!

Please destroy NYC

Massfag here.

Please destroy us. Too much heroin in our streets.

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Fuck heroin dealers

1. WILL THIS DRAIN THE SWAMP??
2. HOW MUCH DAMAGE IS EXPECTED??

But user I live here :'(

are you fucking serious? so the 23rd is really going to be the birth of the new ruler?

We built the wall on the wrong side. They're coming in from the Atlantic!

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but will it finally euthanize Florida?

and another right behind it.

>Not realizing this merging of hurricanes is actually the Goyim versus the Zionists, both controlling their respective hurricane in an insane Beyblade match

Jose (Joseph) and Maria (Mary) ... It's pretty weird to say the least.

SANTA MARIA

>the same time frame, jupiter leaves vigro (the virgin) after nine months inside
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lee is ded tho

erggle gurgle

(((thy)))

My god, I think we all knew deep down it would be a hypercane that kills us all

HURRICANE SLINGSHOT

Shitting on the east coast.

but, user, Joseph wasn't the father of Jesus.
it was a virgin birth

wow
it'a been a while

Shit OP, I thought you were just memeing

I hope these hurricanes clean out the liberal trash living on the east coast

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Hurricane Fidget Spinner.

ikr?

>My god, I think we all knew deep down it would be a hypercane that kills us all

We need to push the Hypercane meme. It could be epic. #Hypercane

daaaamn

have to send that to a mttg friend

oh wait. it' U Gay Oh

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If these hit DC and cause shit there and then another hits NYC or something then I'd think some funny games were habbenin

I live here too, born and raised. I want it to happen.

what website is that?

Windy.com

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mods please move hurricane threads to /bant/ they don't belong here

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Except they do belong here.
>"This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics."
This is a world event and these hurricanes are on the news. It fits more than one requirement. Go back to debating on who is or is not white and the blacked threads if you don't like this thread.

heres another wind map with more settings & info & shiiiieeetttttt
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the weather is not a world event, please go to /sci/ or /bant/ with this. hurricanes and your weatherchannel.com shilling are not political

Hey it might wipe out DC, the hurricanes got political.

>some weather happens and people die around the world
>not a world event

>the atlantic
>not in this world

THE ATLANTIGATES

I HAVE THEM NOW DAHNALD

america is double penetrated ?

youtu.be/wvaYN7ElTl0

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=5F5CAgQbO_s

Don't forget about Lee's revenge

>tfw landlocked
>tfw far enough away from yellowstone to not die
>tfw no major fault lines near

feels good man

Sadly I don't think Lee is going to reach the land user.

>It looks like Washington may be gone.
Swamp the Swamp

i always assumed destro was a silver negro but apparently he's Scottish? Redpill me about destro, why does he wear the mask?

here my voice goes to ones and zeros

Cartoon Explantion: Supposedly a Great Old One lives under his ancestral castle.and the masks are tradition from time immemorial of keeping those things fed with blood.

Hence all his weapons sales are aiding in sacrifices to the Beast.

Jose Maria Dance of Death
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>national disasters and fucking double hurricanes heading towards the US isnt a world event.
how dense are you?

September 23rd?
That's the day of the 7000 year prophesy.
welllllllll
fuck...

That guy was such a faggot I couldn't keep watching.

>Muh science is the only way I know how to articulate myself

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la musica del hrrrricano
youtube.com/watch?v=eeDADr2M6qo
Dancing on the light from star to star.
Far across the moonbeam I know that's who you are,
I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire.

Please please PLEASE slam into the northeastern states.

pic related

>Sep. 23rd
Of all the words of pen and tongue the worst are: /x/ was right again.

actually I fear it will create a giant swamp

while the east coast is distracted the norks put a fork in it
hmmm

it fucking funny how many coincidences like this are happening. So, shadow government names these and creates these and steers these to coincide with the celestial second coming of ?jesus/jupiter? in the sky. For amusement? What is the game here? Do they just have so much total power they get bored and play games like this? Who could they be to have so much power? It's very entertaining.

tl;dr: (((coincidence))) or coincidence or simulation or God or Ayylmaos

I can't help but laugh at the Amerifats right now. Seriously if this isn't HAARP technology then god must hate you guys with a passion

are you ready for the new messiah? ofc he wont be jewish but DONT LOOK AT HIS FORESKIN

>Implying he doesn't hate Australia
You lads have fire tornadoes. Tornadoes, made of fucking fire.
youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg

>implying people even live in Australia

Fire tornadoes is our secret weapon. We'll create the largest fire tornado and send it to Mexico, followed by Africa and then the middle east

Would have been poetic for Lee to reach southern states after the statues were removed.

>It's real
w-what the fuck? How can this be happening? Hurricane Jose and Maria collide on the 24th? What in the fuck is happening?

>mfw the names of two storms that might possibly ruin america are named after fucking beaners

Easy for you to ask, I live in Delaware. Do you think shitposting is a sin? Will I be judged a sinner by hurricane Jesus and be cast into the Atlantic?

was all of the "drain the swamp" predicative programming for the literal hurricane flood?

>What in the fuck is happening?
I'm calling HAARP on this one.
There is some weird activity with the cloud structures coming off of the islands just west of west Africa.

It's God.

Good chance. I mean "predictive programming" did predict 9/11 since at least the 60s
NYC is always getting destroyed in "end of the world" movies by natural disasters, especially when it comes to Tornados/Tsunamis

God speed Fire Tornado!

So is this the spot where he returns from the dead once more? Majestically floating in the center eye?

Fusion is a cheap tatic to make weak storms stronger

pure kino

How does it feel to know, you will never get your happening?

You'll be the first to die.

Jose and Maria are going to wreck all those opposed to DACA. Repent now or you will see the wrath of Jesus

lmao that haduken spam

He was supposed to come back out of the sky