They are rethinking my eternal punishment. Very rarely do the Gods allow for this, but I am a special case they say. They give me the power to communicate with those who I have influenced the most to see if I can jolt the life and hope back into those in despair in order to be granted eternal peace. You are those people.
Go ahead, ask me anything.
Why did you lose you fucking fag you had one job
i'm pretty sure Hitlers eternal punishment would be to live in the modern world. so you be sayin Hitler is alive?
more like shitler amirite fellas
globalist pawn? renegade evil madman with a plan? totally misunderstood by history and actually a cool dude who didn't even kill jews on purpose? you decide
I was too power hungry, I wanted too much. I've had a lot of time, if that's what you want to call it, to think this over. My mistakes have had dire consequences on your present times and I could not be more filled with sorrow over it.
I am not alive. If I were, I would easily take power back. The people are strife for the taking right now, it has not been like this since my days. I knew it would come, though. Eventually, people were going to see through the lies and say I may have been bad, but I was right on some things. That is but the first step of seeing the light.
Pls come back I'm sorry for what I said we need you
eternal punishment? adolf was a martyr, he is in heaven.
>implying Hitler wasn't an actual god
Humanity tends to kill and demonize its true gods.
How I wish I could. You need a new direction though, a new leader. Someone who won't have the baggage I do. You do not need me, my spirit is with you.
Why didn't you build a nuke?
I am not, and you could not fathom the place, if one could call it a place, where I have been the last few decades.
south america?
My nuclear scientists were traitors to the Reich, dragging their feet and screwing up at every direction. I would never get a nuke, I knew that, but I had Werner. I was so close to gaining the technology to launch long range missiles en mass at London, New York City, and even Chicago, before it all came tumbling down. Never invade Russia after at least May.
I would never associate with such swine.
but you did, because you never shot yourself in that bunker. you moved to south america. fake hitler gtfo
How big is your cock? Asking for a friend, of course
What are you even talking about? Is this what Stalin said I did? I would think that rat would want the world to know I took my own life.
ITT autism
Stop making us look autistic, fag
>Hitler is back
>Speaks English
>Goes to a South Mississippi hog-trading forum first
David Hasselhoff?
Nice digits Adolfo. How big is your dong
As a lad, I had a strapping penis of 22 cm. Many drug cocktails later and the old dusty thing shriveled and not even Eva could find the courage to work with it.
Wait no, kidding. My cock was 12 inches. Tell your friend not to partake and think of such degeneracy.
I don't know who autism is, but I like your flag. Do you not get persecuted in public for my flag though?
ANSWER THEM, HITLER. THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW THE TRUTH
I would never set foot in such a negro and gangster infested swamp. I had never been to America, and I am glad. They elect gangsters and Jewish puppets to their highest office. As for the language, you are seeing it in the language you interpret best. Don't you know anything about online spirits?
Thank you for your beliefs
We all make mistakes
Why tf did you open a front in the east? Didn't you get the memo? You don't fuck with the soviet winter
I already posted this. Are all my followers this dumb in your present time? Quit giving me a bad name and know how to read and ask the right questions. Such degeneracy is not allowed under my flag.
Hitler, what can be done about the nogs in america?
How much time under trump do you think we have time to organize?
I insisted on doing it, with the backing of Göring, who I should have had shot far earlier than when the war broke out. That morphine addicted gargantuan had not a single shred of honor or military tact. I was hungry though, I needed Russia, and Stalin was preparing to attack me within the coming weeks anyway. What was I to do!
Hitler, do you like Donald Trump?
Send them back to Africa, give them a year stipend and expenses to travel back. After that, be done with them. The negro may be subhuman, but that does not take away its right to life. Which takes me to my next point.
Every one of the gangsters you have in the ruling class must be exterminated. Their families too. If you have a rat, do you just catch it let it go? If you have a pest problem, do you just throw them out the window when you find them? No, you either kill it yourself or call the exterminator. They are not to be trusted with freedom.
Modernize your military. My biggest mistake was not having Göring undertake a massive radar project, something he said we didn't need. Your roads, your bridges, your railroads. Everything, even the modern stuff like power grids. If America is the same America it was during my time, I imagine they just let things decay while the upper class you idolize takes your entire country's riches in a robbery? If so, you people have some work to do on the state of your country. I cannot begin to imagine how drunk you got off your "victory."
Protect your environment, I would hope you have a way to make energy without polluting the cities like your biggest cities were during my time. It is your home, and a good treats the Earth as that.
I am of the opinion in america at least that your symbol is poison and will not be able to rise also in part due to the intelligence agencies taking actions to subvert it. What advice might you give to a propagandist seeking to convert your national socialists to something else nationalist that would also attract normies as you attracted commies in your own rise?
What did you find in Antartica?
I have been thinking of teaching them how to farm and sending them off to Africa as a penal colony as they commit crimes. Depopulation of the males and we can bleach the females.
Trump? Like the Americanized version of the Southeast German surname Drumpf? Is this the guy I was briefed on, who is taking charge of the world and many think reignited my beliefs into the open again? If he is a true German national socialist, then I wish him the best. Has he changed from my philosophy at all?
He is the last gasping of the bourgeois. I support him only as he is a bridge to more time.
Absolutely, you need a new symbol. There can be subtle aspects of the old, but anything too blatant is going to be seen as distasteful by your society. I know the Americans, who called me the propagandist, have probably made my name and party into a taboo. Throw out the flag, the symbols, every visual.
Come up with something bold. Something that is popular in your time as a symbol. Something that isn't political and can be associated with good things when people see it.
tell us about the nazi flying saucers
That is for me to know, and you to hopefully find out. Then again, your government has never been very open about findings in the world, so I suspect they never told you about the ancient history of Antarctica.
also what the fuck was die glocke?
He must go too then. I am disappointed to hear that my name has become associated with the bourgeois filth of America. Do you have any national socialist leaders?
They hide the giants from us as well so of course they are not going to tell us about whats down their. We have seen maps that should not exist from times that should not know about the land.
What kind of term is that?
you're half rothschild, your mom got knocked up when working as a maid int he rothschild mansion. it was an opportunity for them to install a puppet dictatorship in germany and bring about their plans for a second world war to accelerate technological development and kickstart their breakaway civilization.
nah they are all crap and controlled opposition as far as I can tell. No one with fire or any real capacity for violence.
Its a common belief that we are visited on the regular by aliens. Its a way to refer to their ships.
haha, well played larper. a term not popularized till after your death. funny
the disc shaped flying craft. i'm sure the nazis investigated the idea, even canada built a prototype. i'm wondering how far you got in your secret development programs for these type of air (and possibly space) craft
i wasn't talking about alien flying saucers. that alien saucer larp may have been a smokescreen for actual manmade secret aircraft. so that any accidental sightings wouldn't be taken seriously
Great Chief tell us about how you kept that mustache in perfect condition.
I need a sexy mustache for all the bitches
user always remember existence itself is a meme up to your, up to our designs
Why are you speaking english
My closest touch to a true doomsday device. Nuclear weaponry stood no chance to the bell, a true destroyer of worlds that was so deadly, the very people working on it died during the process of development and we could not go further. There was even word you could see into the past at a certain angle.
oh your talking about the flat wing aircraft? I misread it.
Giants? You'd be better suited to talk to Heinrich Himmler about that. I never believed a word that came out of his mouth.
Mein fuhrer, I wish you the best in your rest, many of us who are grandchildren and great grandchildren of your men honor your memory and your word. We long for your turn and whilst we wait we till our soil and work our land to protect our self from the bourgeois. Sieg heil mein fuhrer
Your country is so pathetic and irrelevant that it didn't even exist during my time.
There are no aliens. Anything reported as aliens, even if it was said by me, was only a way to get people to not notice that we were testing military technology. We have better things to concern ourselves with at the moment than such silly ideas as aliens.
Would you rather fuck a horse or a black woman?
Explain a meme
Grow out a full mustache, or at least more than a stubble. Shave both sides to align with the farthest part to the side of your nostrils. Trim daily.
Then what are these better things my fuhrer. please if you can impart any important knowledge upon us, many of us have open minds and open ears, gnawing at the chance for your guidance once more.
Americans, always arrogant enough to think I would be speaking THEIR language. The words you see or hear are perceived in the language you know best.
Haha well he has not come around. The other week Goebbels popped up. The bible David killed a giant named Goliath. It looks like a race of them existed here in the Americas till at least 1000's I think probably into 14 or 1500's and they died out due to disease that came from europe. Big tall monolith stone builders with 2 rows of teeth.
Kinda like an idea but in picture form.
Son, your heart is as strong as it is brave. Be peaceful and brave in your daily life.
what do you think of white americans loyal to you? no jew blood or any non European blood?
Regrettably the negro.
we had the 3rd largest navy in the world at the time. granted mostly converted merchant vessels, but still a legitimate threat. wouldn't surpise me if you woke up some nights in a cold sweat, the only memory of your knightmares being the faint aroma in your mind of maple syrup and semen.
Rakes coming leaf.
Thank you my Fuhrer.
Do I have a "meme" of myself?
what do we do now to bring down the ZOG?
Was it a race of giants we have never seen before? I've seen it I know what you are talking about
They are truly brave men and women, but they face an uphill battle. If America is anything like it was back in my time, which I suspect it is, then any attempt to overtly take over is futile. If the two party system is still in place, it may be easier if you get a sympathizer or at least someone close with the ideology into as many roles as your can.
Are you environmental?
there is no rake big enough. hitler tried with the die glocke and failed. you would be wise to leaf canada alone or face a wrath the likes of which your petty mind could not even conceive
Is that the government under which you live?
Heil your Führer when you reply to me too, if you want the privilege to adorn my flag.
just "a" meme? Nein, autists make new ones daily. HA.
Leaf country, you will die a violent and painful conquer. Show your land at once so I know who you are! Are you at least environmental?
Just one meme. For me.
Shitposting as Hitler. Slow day?
Are you able to see pictures or photographs from wherever you are?
We are basically in a zog nation in the US. Just as Austria and Germany were in your time. Jew media making a mockery of the parliamentary system.
Very.
Hi
Its only gotten worse my Fuhrer. the two parties are two heads of the same jewish hydra, every day the subversion grows pushing for degeneracy and race mixing, destruction of what remains of our heritage be it American heritage our our European roots. Marx and lenin have...unfortunately invaded every aspect of this society.
I am assuming by environmental you mean is my family national socialist? Both espoused the ideals quietly when I was young, they are still tainted by the word "Nazi" and your name being a taboo pushed upon us in public academia, but once I showed them their beliefs were national socialist and debunked the jewish lies, they are not outspoken because it could damage their means of survival in this bourgeois country...we all have to play our hands right because the jews have so much control.... forgive us my fuhrer.
the leaf was always destined to fall, and when it does it leaves a mess on your driveway. tread carefully. a million rakes can not contain the autumn leaves.
Are you Jesus?
Mein Fuhrer, I have an important question. Many people say your military decisions cost Germany the war but they are fully unaware of your lack of information during the planning process as a direct result of betrayal in the Abwehr. If you could go back and start over, who would you replace Canaris, Oster, Weisacker etc. with? And more importantly, how do I become a judge of good character to know when people are betraying me? Thank you and God Bless mein Fuhrer
I'M SORRY ADOLF!
I should have joined the Axis!
I suffered every single day regretting choosing neutrality because I was a selfish fucking douchebag! I should have taken Gibralter, Britain should have never gotten that! I could have taken THE PHILIPPINES BACK! EVEN GUAM! I could have taken over the entire Caribbean! And if I lose, that's ok, because I would rather die then to see Spain ever be cucked by muzzies EVER again! I could have helped Mussolini take over Africa!
He's my final salute Mein Furer, farewell my friend
Mr. Hitler I want you to know that your countrymen may have died but your ideology touched the hearts of millions. Men may go out of existence but never your ideals! Sieg Heil!
Nah he means literally environmentally conscience, like camping and going to national parks.
No, do you protect the environment of Earth, her animals, her plants, and all of her glories? Have you figured out how to get a clean form of energy?
Goodnight, sweet prince.
No the bankers snuffed it out and keep back the good tech from reaching the masses.
Are you retarded?
As well the environmental movements of our age are just as infected by Jewish influences as everything else.
see this flag? it's the flag from your nightmares
Good thing that flag is long gone then isn't it? A FUCKING LEAF replaced it.