Perfect North America #2

Perfect North America #2
Would this solve all of your problems North America?
>All States would be abolished
>Texas would annex right leaning areas
>Canada would annex left leaning areas
>Delaware abolished, land merged with Maryland
>New York abolished, City merged with New Jersey
>The new Country of Texas would have 2,914 Counties
>Each County would send a representative to a newly built Volkshalle
>Canada would continue to be Canada

Fuck you, the great state of Oklahoma shall never belong to Texas!

>All States would be abolished
But you kept state lines.
More than half of WA and OR should be red.

95 percent of the map should be red. Even most of C*lifornia.

>Dirt brown, fag-riddled Texas still shilling itself.

Deal. I like this map. Glad to see New York split up and that we get Alberta.

> Idaho colored blue with Washington

You're on crack or you've never been to America.

Analysis of OP content: fabricated and sexually confused.

>Quebec not independent

Gay

just fucking give us alaska already no canadians want alberta/sask. anyways

Bullshit. Look at the electoral map of the US by counties. Liberals only dominate very large cities.

fixed

Fuck you, you can have your no-guns hurt-feelings circlejerk without us.

It's only Vancouver that's lefty in BC. Just cleanse it and make it all red.

And when gasoline is no longer needed because all of the electric cars, the economies of Alberta, Texas and Alaska will crash.

Dear Trump,

Please take over.

Sincerely,

A Struggling Canada

Yeah, but then it becomes pic related as the fighting goes on. West coast is a Chinese colony.

>NYC merged with New Jersey

go fuck yourself.

Dear fag, Trump will not be defending you from a North Korean nuke attack.

Signed,

Fuck you, you stupid Canuck

We're a lot more worried about the child leader we elected than the manlet in Best Korea's poverty tubes.

>Giving American clay back to the monarchy

Sorry but I can't live in Texas, too many drumpfkins

Confederate the United States

>New York merged with New Jersey
I for one welcome our new QuickChek overlords.

How is Canada going to supply water to California?

>Texans thinking they're important again
You know youre the 8th fattest state right?
Pretty sure youre among the gayest too.

>Mexico
>getting any land at all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
in your fucking dreams Jose

cutting off the water supply is the secret to fixing California

Fuck off - we will never join California. They will never have our water.

>muh oil is only needed for cars
Good luck powering Panamax ships on fucking batteries. Oh and aviation isn't important either right? Also, what are those electric cars going to drive on, wouldn't be asphalt right? Plastics, fertilizer, back-up generators, lubricants, chemical industry, all vital and all reliant on oil.

Bad news mate...

What if we make Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, and Wyoming a white ethno state that is still a state in the USA. Then make Alabama, Detroit, Chicago, and that ilk a black ethno state that is a state of the USA?

US will never let go of the west coast without a bloody and most likely nuclear conflict, way too many assets economically and militarily

Oklahoma... Mexico....

Okay, we're not 93% Maine or anything, but this shit would not happen.

You must be 18 to post

>Le 34% white state representing right wing North America
Fuck off, keep the name USA.

>tfw you'll never go to Texas to call rednecks nigger lovers who have their white daughters fucked by niggers to watch them have an autistic freakout

America would be fine as it is, if you removed 1/3 of the population.

But it's already happened user.

Which leads us to our second point. This is stupid and engaging in this hypothetical is both pathetic and gay.

Dude, most okies are just looking for the reason to remove burrito.

Don't call it Texas though

better

New Hampshire should be independent

Most """okies""" are Mexicans.

Looks OK except you didn't leave access to the West Coast.

By giving Canada our biggest ports, centers of commerce. That makes perfect sense. Why didn't I think of that.

this is the correct map

>implying they would last a week without gibs from the rest of the country