In order to celebrate the birthday of the Matsuno brothers on the 24th, we're holding a complete marathon of Osomatsu-san over two nights. Feel free to drop in any time and enjoy.
Details to follow because Sup Forums keeps interpreting things as spam.
> Where?
pastebin.com
> When?
23rd and 24th of May, 5PM - 10PM EDT (approx)
> Further Details
Cour 1 screening on the 23rd, cour 2 on the 24th.
Looking forward to it.
Can't wait. But what's the password?
Excellent, thanks for setting it up user.
It's like at 6:30AM for me since I'm not an American native either, so I know this feel.
It'll be removed and the room will be open/public on the day, it's just closed now for various setting up and such.
No worries, friend.
Can't wait
I'm lucky, although I'll be missing 2nd cour due to class.
Since this is the new thread, and this may be news to some of you; let's get the elephant out of the room.
Unofficial matsu dildos. It was an inevitability after the IchiKara AV but there's some major fujobux being targeted here from outside companies. Opinions?
>opinions?
Is that purple one ichis and yellow jyushis? Is there any more of other matsus too? Also link/source.
obviously, retard
no
amazon japan
Disclaimer: I can't read nip very well at all.
But I found the original tweet that started to circulate these and I was under the impression that they were a particularly good shoop for a few reasons. Mostly because sex toys in Japan generally (but not always) come in opaque packaging.
I'm still wondering what the text bubbles say.
I would rather Totty's onahole.
If real, I'm honestly surprised they can get away with this. It defies reason that Pierrot got into trouble over "copyright infringements" because of episode 1 but other companies can slap the Matsu emblem and other motifs on their packaging and sell it as unofficial merch.
>Ichi
Is this what a false phimosis looks like? It has bad posture too.
> shop.manzoku.or.jp
Oh boy. Kinda want. I'm easily sold on the novelty of things. Even though I know that it's unofficial.
Black text: Jyushi's is Nice and slender for beginners, Ichi's has a suction end.
Why must we play God?
I know about Onaholes but is this really a thing? Never heard of anime dildos before.
This is kinda news to me too. Not sure I've ever seen themed/character dildos before.
Not beyond generic themes like "zombie" or "alien" or "werewolf" anyway.
> doesn't ship outside of Japan
I expected that but I'm still disappointed. Not really worth the hassle dealing with proxies as an unofficial product either.
Anyone knows how old the Matsus were back in -kun? I know Chibita was in first grade, but I can't remember if they ever mentioned their ages, apart from them being older than him.
Around ten, I thought? They're in elementary and Chibita's a few years younger.
Totoko is a year or two older.
I think they were supposed to be around 10-ish, given that -san takes place 10+ years after and they're in their early 20's now.
12-13 is my bet. Right in between kid-kid and teen.
Please tell me that the dildos are, at least, various colors?
At the moment just those two .
I wouldn't be surprised if this was the start of something, though.
How have the japs reacted to this?
>Matsu sex dolls when?
I need my matsu condoms, lube, and fleshlights next, in every color.
> matsu fleshlights
> pine crest-shaped entry hole
Great now I have a mental image
There was that mobile game that lifted the Matsus' designs that got in trouble. The company shut down their Twitter after the hired artist revealed they scammed her into believing it was just for a doujinshi game.
Usually 10 and grade 5.
Supposedly Akatsuka had them as 12 in a few stories, but I can't find sauce on that or which ones.
Do you think we'll ever get footage of the voice actor event from not long ago (the one where they had to improvise skits) with subs? I assume it's impossible but I thought I'd say anyway.
Also if anyone has any links to panels they had, that'd be great.
Will they be as disappointing as the real thing?
They are cheap and wear out after one use while leaving you dissatisfied.
>全長：130mm
>竿部分：105mm
>最大直径：33mm
I'll take all 6 then!
It wasn't streamed was it? Well, it also depends on if it will be included on the Blue Rays.
Can you translate please?
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Are we streaming the BDs or the tv release?
The important part is that the usable length is 105mm.
That's about 4 inches.
Prostates aren't even that far in, so I don't see what the deal is. Granted I've never used one, but if a finger is enough to stimulate it, then a 4 incher should be sufficient.
Finished translating the "Niisan Motto" doujin.
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Are the newest manga chapters translated yet? If not, then I'll work on those next.
Thanks for your translations, user! The newest manga chapters haven't been translated yet. We need Chapter 12, 13 and the second Gal Japon special translated. The raws should be in one of the previous threads, but I can't check the archives right now.
>motto finally translated
I'm so happy, thank you so much for this!
Thank you, user! I believe there was one chapter with Gal Japon and one with Papa matsu and one with F6 that two anons were working on cleaning but not sure about translation.
Okay, then I'll start working on those this week.
I bookmarked the links to the raws, so no need to search in the archives.
Thanks.
Nice. I finished cleaning Chapter 13 and the Special a while ago, so it shouldn't take too long to finish the typesetting.
Ye, same with me and the F6 chapter.
Where would we be without you translator user.
Also, is there any demand to have motto typeset? If enough people want it I'll start on it when I have a bit of time.
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>at least 103 "heh~"s
Do you think Nakamura almost picked up the habit off the mic?
I had this idea prepared for the day parody onaholes would inevitably made for the Matsus, so bear with me for a second. I didn’t draw it yet.
>Onnamatsu-chan: Get to know the Ketsuno sisters inside and out!
Ketsuno Onnamatsu: basic pocket pussy. Easy to use, wet and sloppy, average build. Better for teasing.
Ketsuno Rabumatsu: Deep hole, warm, comes with small sex toys to inflict pain upon yourself.
Ketsuno Cherimatsu: Tightest, has a bit of give to it. Alternatively a package of tenga egg-like disposables to simulate a quick fap as well as a way to get rid of evidence.
Ketsuno Anamatsu: Ass-based; Hip onahole approximately the size of Ichi's ass.
Ketsuno Kuchimatsu: Throat onahole; a big mouth to give deep, sloppy blow jobs with. Alternatively a warm onahole with a sleeve around it to simulate sleeve dickings.
Ketsuno Hesomatsu: could be a torso; girly build, has a fuckable navel
>ichimatsu
It gives me hope that Nakamura gets paid the same as the others for this.
And some for side characters.
Sakana-chan:
Comes with fish-shaped vibrator, probably fish-scented lube, hip-type that can take all sizes
Hatami:
Mostly sounding devices and anal toys; all have flags on them
Deppako:
Could be a throat hole with a bit of bite thanks to the teeth
Chibikko:
Loli-Type onahole; could be a torso
Kupaan:
Throat; big sloppy blow jobs
Dekapon:
Could take all sizes, comes in a striped box
Nakamatsu: Feels like a superior version of the Ketsuno Sisters line
Ikumatsu: Semen demon hole; robs you of your cum
>fish-scented lube
Who would actually use this?
>counting ichi saying that too
I would like to see compilation of ichis "tch's" actually.
To be honest I was just looking at the comments and tried to pick an average. I didn't bother counting. Forgive me.
I don't know if I'm more scared or impressed with the fact you thought all this out user.
>I would like to see compilation of ichis "tch's" actually.
I could make that one as well, but I don't think Ichi actually says "tch" that much.
thanks user you are awesome
thanks for your hard work user!
I wish I could repay you the favor somehow
It's nothing, i wasn't being serious.
>I don't think Ichi actually says "tch" that much.
Now that i think about it you are probably right.
Bye for now, have an Ichi kiss.
If you are not an Ichi boy just put up with it he's more sensitive than he lets on and you'll hurt his feelings.
I-Ichimatsu what are you doing
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Pls don't do this to my heart user.
Has there been a proper osoichi doujin released yet?
Of course there are. Scanned though? I don't think so.
just bought this, don't know if will be good user
Would you mind including the artist's pixiv/pic ID (if there is one) directly on the comic or book if you're not already? A friend brought it up to me and it would be nice to make sure it doesn't get lost and the artist lose credit for their work, and if the reader wants to see more from them.
Will you scan it? Art looks pretty good.
juushi was really cute in all of this comics, thank you translator user
osomatsu what the fuck
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I want Ichi or Kara in my life.
I'm the worst faggot
I want both of them.
of course user
I'm still searching for the mobs x virgin heroes one, if anyone have a link I will buy it and scan it
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Same.
Karamatsu's Talking App came out. Did I miss the translation of it or has it not been translated yet?
We don't even have the japanese lines yet. Someone needs to find a collection first.
I want a tiny Kara to carry in my pocket while he occasionally peeks out and spouts cheesy motivational words (his voice still put-on deep)
>I will never hav a tiny Oso with me
>boku
>kitty
>oyaoya
Literally who?
I'll start translating it.
t-that's too much to ask!
> OsoKara > OsoChoro
> IchiJyushi > OsoKara
How?
>Kara
>Ichi
>Jyushi
Top 3, that's how.
The only thing I care about in that image is the popularity of Karatodo despite the few moments they have shared. Hopefully they get more screentime together in S2; they were the most neglected -kun pairing.
if you remove the 1st place it will be a good chart
The stats people post from time to time are only from pixiv. They actually tell us jack shit since Nips mostly moved on to twitter.
I thought Ichijyushi's popularity was dead.
I'm happy.
>totty gets robbed
>kara and oso starts kicking ass
I need more comics like this
Holy shit my sides
> KaraTodo
> few moments they have shared
Please. They share one skit together, the fishing one.
Ichi/Kara and Oso/Kara rarely talk.
What is it? Twitter rating?
Please no. OsoTodo is way better.