DRINKY DRINKY POMEGRANTE JUICE GOYIM

>studies find
>drinking pomegranate juice increases salivary testosterone by >20%
>sperm in rats become more mobile if they ingest pomegranates
>pomegranates were the historical lust fruit
The rape of Persephone happened over pomegranates. She was taken by Hades, who essentially ruled over what modern thought considers hell, and was forced to be hell's queen. She was instructed to not eat the pomegranate, but like any woman, she kept eating. Her punishment was life in hell. Do not give into the propaganda that says pomegranates are good for you. (((They))) want to destroy your soul.

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endocrine-abstracts.org/ea/0028/ea0028P313.htm

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hehe sounds like that roastie got toasted

hmm its pretty good with carbonated water and a twist of lemon tho

t. unremitting faggot

Yup, I'd better change my diet because someone on the Internet told me a fruit has negative connotations in a dead society's mythos. Thanks, OP.

Now if you've got any actual evidence against pomegranates just let me know, ok? Burden of proof is on you.

Wait it'll make me hornier and more virile? Thanks Op I'll be suckling that down tonight hardcore.

youtube.com/watch?v=sKhkYJM_2pQ

>the year of our Lord 2027 - 39 + 29
>not knowing the true patrician method of consuming the noble pomegranate

Max plebe.

>virility protocol

What type of dickless faggot are you to be visiting this softcock shit in your downtime?

turks eat and drink that. I guess that's why the women have moustaches.

>the chad Phoebus and the virgin daphne

So if pomegranates increase testosterone that's a good thing. Why is this worded as if increasing testosterone is bad, if you're a chick yeah but today's numales need more testosterone. Brb going to buy some Pom

Now this is a shitpost

oy vey, shut it down! Nice to know the pomegranate shills are out in full force
this

Pomegranates are good, but Pom is 99.999% sugar.

Good argument.

>low test is a good thing

Pretty sure Im allergic.
Every time I ate it I got cold-like symptoms

>pomegranate shills

Your being (((trolled))) Sup Forums

POM> Jew owned company
(((Stewart Resnick)))
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POM_Wonderful

>pomegranate shills
Kek

first post best post

Why can no company on this earth design a bottle that allows you to drink every last drop in it?

Is it some sort of mind game to make you buy another cause you can't completely drink the last one?

Pom is shit but the research on pomegranate benefits is sound. Look for a natural cold pressed option. Its a little more but dont chug the bottle like an asshole. Drink a few ounces daily like you are taking your vitamins.

My favourite hangover food

Fuck off Jewcero
Pom turned my jizz red.

its increasing the testosterone
i dont see whats bad about it

POM is notable SJW company
>drink up