PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LOST IN SPACE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #32 9/15/17
youtu.be/-bZOvsdFldU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Speech to AF @JBA &Departure on AF1 9/15/17
youtu.be/hXluOzQMLd0
>FLotUS Melania visiting AF/JBA Youth Center 9/15/17
youtu.be/4oKTpN4PXRo
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #8 (Katrina!) 9/15/17
youtu.be/BhSQtQl0AoQ
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, UN Amb Haley, HSA McMaster) 9/15/17
youtu.be/XxP9YbIICgI
>WH Video - Pres Trump's Remarks at 70th Ann of USAF 9/15/17
youtu.be/jQawB96DVBc
>WH Video - PotUS and FLotUS in FL 9/15/17
youtu.be/awVsQGSuHU0 (Part 1)
youtu.be/PCwqvbG8e8w (Part 2)
>Frank "FX" The Lawnmower Boy 9/15/17
youtu.be/BY59n2IukcQ
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson on Cavuto 9/15/17
youtu.be/g6lpuvC5h5k
>AG Sessions - DoJ response to hurricanes 9/15/17
youtu.be/TXvgsuiJkd8
>SoS T-Rex @Community of Democracies Photo 9/15/17
youtu.be/Ma3WYJWWo5s
>DoD POW/MIA Recognition Day 2017 9/15/17
youtu.be/9Q_YNYswPpM
>This Week @State 9/15/17
youtu.be/pUQO5EifF-U
>SoS T-Rex @Community of Democracies 9/15/17
youtu.be/epQ9vyC5U8Q
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtube.com/watch?v=2kMKQX6OQrw
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>Trump has run into trouble, mostly as a result of the fact that he does not know what he is doing and is too lazy to learn how to do the job. He has made an ethic of willful ignorance, and as a result he failed to get some relatively easy things done: In spite of what you hear on talk radio and from the talking mouths on cable news, Republicans do want to repeal the Affordable Care Act. But that’s a big piece of domestic policy that requires presidential leadership of the sort that Trump is simply unable to offer, having given no serious thought to the question other than to say that he’d prefer a “great” and “terrific” system to the current one, preferably at a lower price. How do get that done without raising taxes to fund new subsidies — while keeping the expensive and market-distorting but very popular preexisting-conditions rules — is non-obvious. Congressional Republicans under the leadership of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, two very fine opposition leaders who so far have not shown themselves to be very adept at governing, were unable to coalesce around a credible alternative to the ACA — or even around a non-credible alternative. End result: humiliating failure. Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, lifelong Republicans both, are familiar enough with humiliation. Trump can barely endure it; he care barely endure a critical word from Joe Scarborough without flying into a conniption. And so he was driven by his vanity and his thin skin into the arms of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, desperate for something to put into his “W” column and create the impression that he actually is getting something done. Immigration was his hallmark issue, and “getting tough” was his only agenda. That commitment didn’t even survive the summer.

>Fire & Fury
Great Kim raughs at amerikan incompetence.

Kim also raughs at pathetic orangutan rallies
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-rally-washington-crowd-size-juggalos-insane-clown-posse-national-park-service-a7951046.html

Kim rallies are no less than 1 million attended

OCTOBER 1ST ON 4CHIN

> Announce baking more m8

That would make the thread stall even earlier.

Archived
archive.is/MJje9

I can't wait to see based Colbert roast Trumo at the Emmys

> Kim also raughs at pathetic orangutan rallies
Gotta say I laugh at those too. Controlled OP rallies are pitiful

covfefe

At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if Trump soon posted something like this from his twitter
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505643847169.webm

ROCKETMAN

You know what you're doing, just didn't want any confusion. announcing around 270 often prevents slowdowns but I don't know.

>Soooo.... Donald Trump
>[audience booing]

Y-You're fast

...

>Emmys
viewer queer
you wuw your stowies, don't you you child/spinster

CBS tweeted about it a few days ago and it got 38 replies...
34 of them were hostile towards Colbert and CBS.

>when your OC makes the OP pic

honored

>when the bantz didn't hit you at first and then it grows on you

>watching the electric Jew

As long as I make some posts near 300 I'm baking. I also check the catalog for splits before posting so if accident happens I'm also on top of it

We will build a wall!

That was a very cool image. Did you make it today or has it stored for just this occasion?

So what is this "No wall? No DACA." thing going on? What did Kelly Ann say?

Reminder that Heather whale wasn't hit by a car and died of obesity.

is that something to watch in hungary?

made it this morning when i saw the tweet. working on some others.

It's when you really know you've finally made it.

Why is this so hard for ESPN to understand? Their brand is dying because they let their personalities kill it with liberalism.

>and not remove overwhelming level of degeneracy of the United States, and their master Israel which has acted as an extreme anti-world rat-nation

Lol! Eight people and they still struggled!

unintentionally hilarious satire of drumpflings

I'm on an IPhone can't watch. Can someone confirm? Does this prove the whale didn't die from the crash?

Lmao they so good at shit posting, gold playing retarded us president

Record low viewers, here we come.

Well, there are definitely shills, but it has become very obvious that /sg/ is lurking and spreading their vitriol. Basically any meme flags that post ~20 times - they shitpost here while they wait for their thread to bump. That being said, bls don't go and shitpost at all the mudslimes in that thread.
Jesus, talk about "team lift."

For some reason, that word continues to make my boipucci pucker, sort of like Barnacle saying 'aleppo'

This
US Jew pop 2010: 6,175,000
US jew pop 2017 high estimate: 5,205,000

twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/909204906116091905

No, but there was a vid I've seen here where she's next to the cars that collide and stumbles to the ground like the fat uncoordinated mammoth she was.

>Literally another shoah

Beautiful

Reminder that DPRK is too pussy to start a nuclear war

Wow so yeah ummm can any of you explain how it is okay for a world leader to call people stupid names like rocketman and laugh about citizens waiting in long gas lines????

This is immature and could be the fire that starts ww3.

Kim Jong Un doesn't need Trump poking him with a stick.

NK will respond.

Thanks for endangering the world, Trump.

I live in the bay area so I am within reach of NK nukes.

Trump isn't.

He doesn't care about average Joe's.

Could have easily been a heart attack. Wasn't she like 350lbs?

Based Kim

REMEMBER THE 970,000!

Still too many.

>And I think it's gonna be a long long time
>'Till touch down brings me round again to find
>I'm not the man they think I am at home
>Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
>Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Wow 2 million Jews left America in 6 years I wonder where those 4 million Jews went?

>Wasn't she like 350lbs?
Easily.

> He doesn't care about average Jose's
FTFY

>lives in the gay area (literally 20% of millennials in the Bay Area are homosexuals and 25% of millennials voters in the SFBA are homosexuals)
>thinks opnion is regarded
Wew

I know he is a ruthless, murderous dictator. And yet I cant seem to take him seriously. I cant tell if its because he is so absurd or just because he looks like a fat baby.

Fat Tax when?

>I-Isn't he a cock holster for Putin?!?!? or what?!?!
[thunderous cheering]

as soon as single payer passes

Bit of both, really.

MAGA

Not gonna watch that shit

Anything with Colbert I switch the channel immediately

What a great catch those men made. That looks like 400lbs. Can easily feed the village for a week.

Asians almost never look menacing. Only Japs can pull it off sometimes

Post of the year on /ptg/

wtf I'm a dacapede now

...

God her stomach looks like it's bubbling.

SHE'S FAT!

Don't worry. He will not give them amnesty but work visas.

Uh Loli is banned Trump just signed and EO today.

Pretty sure the 6 million fled to Israel

Trump really needs to work on his nickname skills

Well, this guy seems pretty serious. Hes fun to listen to.

That tweet is beyond based

he agreed on Schumers dreamer act which gives amnesty to 3.3 trillion

ofc republican congress is not that suicidal to vote on this, but we will still see amnesty of more than a million

The lyrics fit him perfectly. Trump is amazing.

wat

libtard ultra triggered by Milo

youtube.com/watch?v=2kMKQX6OQrw

No we won't.

>Kou
>a loli

That would give up the plan that we are going to nuke him

Shatner version all the way
youtu.be/lul-Y8vSr0I

I don't think so.

Trump did some great shitposting this morning.

No he didn't

Spot on!

>he agreed on Schumers dreamer act which gives amnesty to 3.3 trillion
Is it time?

Calling KJU fat might actually push him over the edge

Enough to piss off the media for a good week

Contraception is treason -- and we've got to stop Disneyland immigration!

yes we will

youtube.com/watch?v=20mWUQrfffQ

Oh no that sucks

>I'm defending myself back off
Kek what an autist

>being that on the nose
fitting for benji, but rocket man is better

Well well drumpfkins
Looks like the MAGA emperor is being antisemitic again

Hitting Hillary with a golf ball. Top kek.

but seriously we cant let this guy get the nickname codes

I'm coming for you, Kihm.

youtu.be/71ib3N2MWRQ

>Calls him Fat Man
>UHHHH TRUMP IS FATSHAMING IN TWITTER LOOK AT THIS HATE SPEECH BESIDES HE'S ALSO DISGUSTINGLY FAT HAHA LOOK AT THIS PIC OF HIM PLAYING TENNIS
>Marco already has the Little Boy nickname
Rocketman was the only choice, Ben Shoahpiro doesn't know shit.

>(((Dan)))
Every. Single. Time.

>an opinion show is now fact
Let's see this deal then m8.

He forgets that his name calling worked.