These are your double date for tonight

These are your double date for tonight

I'll just have the good one, thanks.

I only want Hotaru.

I will just take the purple hair girl, and leave.

Who is the other guy?

Coconuts?

B-but I'm alone

Hotaru only please.

>not starting the day with coffee and having candy before bed
Proles

No thanks, I'll just date Hotaru.

Thanks, but I'll only have the good one. I don't like coffee.

i'm a diabetic and can't have candy

I WANT HOTARU'S CRAZY EYES TO PEER INTO MINE AS SHE PINS ME DOWN AND FORCES ME TO CUM INSIDE HER

Well we aren't going out if they can't get fucking dressed.

Hope they like anal.

Having candy before bed will give you nightmares.

Great.
Ignore Saya and fuck Hotaru

At least one of them does based on this completely legitimate frame from the anime.

My nigger

still no season 2?

we going out for coffee and snacks
the one on right is going to try to rub up against me

Watch for those splinters.

only if you can be her candyman

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f*ckin slut

why are we going on a date in bathing suits?

>never been on a beach date
How old are you?

I'll take the one on the right please.

Ive never been on a date at all.

>all these hotarufags
more saya for me

Are you joking? If you're 18 or 19 you still have time to have a first date without it being too weird.

He is not 100% wrong tho, if you let your date dress in such a way in public you're a big cuck.

Only if you're male.

Sorry, but I have had sex before, and having two it fucking disgusting.

im 28

>if you let your date dress in such a way in public
Muhammad please

F

Christ man, you've got to get on that. You don't want to be a wizard, do you?

At least give Tinder a try. There are lots of desperate girls on it.

>too weird
>Sup Forums
I'm going to ask you to stop this nonsense at once.

I hope you're being ironic. There's a difference between a bikini and the shit in the OP.

jesus christ Sup Forums what happened to you?

muhamed married both a loli and a christmas cake

Don't listen to them. It is better to have female friends, then sex buddies. They don't clean after them, they can't cook for shit and it is not worth

What?

A lot of people watch anime and visit Sup Forums man. Not everyone is some shut in loser. If that guy has never had a date and he's in his 20s I think he needs to come out of his shell and live some life.

>implying 3D > 2D

Dude have you never had a date on the beach?
Of course judging from your unrealistic expectations you probably have never had a date that wasn't on a video game lol

>female friends
I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a woman that didn't feel like a chore.

but where did you come from

maybe you're a homosexual
ever consider that?

I have a gf and she wont go in a cat keyhole to the beach.

>unrealistic expectations
You have never been in a beach period if you think I'm being unrealistic.

How can you judge the former if you've never known it?

I tried fapping to gay porn once by fapping to regular porn and then swtiching, didn't really work
went flaccid fairly quickly.

Sup Forums is dead.

I found Sup Forums through twitter

Fuck off, normalfag.

It's summer. Like really, this is about the exact time it start.

>in a beach
lol dude I know you measure everything by the standard of "in"side but come on

And your hand doesn't count haha

Move to California and you'll see how people really live. Warning: you have to go outside to hang out

>All these hotarufags

absolutelydisgusting.jpg

I want to lick sayas butthole

Hotaru is a lot more interesting and sexual.

Im sorry to say this to you user. But it seems you suffer a shit taste disease.

3D under 20 is > 2D

3D over 20 is abomination

3D is always PD. Fuck off.

ive never tasted shit but I can still make a reasonable assumption that its worse than regular food.

Just Hotaru, please.

No thanks, I don't date girls from shit anime.

She's a one-trick pony who just goes LOL CANDY, DID YOU KNOW ____ ____ WAS MADE IN 1962 BY ____ AND GOES GOOD WITH _____ etc.

If she and Saya switched bodies you'd see it.

>imbying

>Move to California and you'll see how people really live.
>Go to this specific place where what I'm saying is right
Cuck AND delusional it is.

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>le food analogy
Color me surprised.

I'm pretty sure you could eat shit if you wanted to tho, whereas you could never have intercourse with a healthy young woman

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>having nothing to fall back on but the cuck meme
Hahahaha

You're not helping your case here. Also posting 3Dshit is not anime or manga.

wow she has really big boobs that's cool!

im not going to eat shit

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What the fuck are you doing here?

Jesus fucking christ, this is why the rest of the states hate us. California is a pretentious shithole that's too caught up in its own delusions to even realize it.

GET OFF MY BOOOAAARD

does this trigger you user?

>you will never titfuck Hotaru

>GET OFF MY BOOOAAARD
you are as big a normalfag as him maybey you should join him.

Talking about anime dude, what are you doing? It's Sunday afternoon and I feel like crashing, you know?

Plus there wasn't a Kill la Kill thread and I didn't feel like making one.

All of these normies here
And I thought that summer wasn't for another month...

I'm in cali and I'm nothing like that faggot. There are more Californians alone than there are people in all Scandinvian countries combined.

I always think the girl in the middle has a huge neck in the thumbnail.

>you may find an user to erp with as hotaru

>biting her lip

What is she worried about here?

hold me user

they're clearly siblings or twins, they all have that weird square chin

>tfw no boyish gf

>cali
>nothing like that faggot
Fuck off, you faggots are why I left that dumbfuck state.

No, many schools have had finals week/commencement already.

By the second week of June you can be sure Summer is in full swing but generally a lot of colleges wrap up mid-late May.

surprise paizuri.

>normies
You're one of them. We do not condone /r9k/ faggotry here.

>Be 20
>People generally like me, and I'm pretty fit/bathe regularly/great job prospects etc
>So focussed on University and gym that I can't focus on personal relationships
>Have diagnosed Autism so people don't mock me, as they'd come off like dicks.
>Kissless, handholdess, never had gf, and have no real inkling to change it because muh hedgehog dilemma

Could go full Wizard, no real idea.

only her body is sex
she's autism pure

Nice blog.

and why are you singling him out specifically for that?

>accidentally seen naked
>no "KYAA ECCHI" reaction
>no "ARA ARA WANNA SEE MY TITS" reaction
>only a small gasp and a slightly confused look on her face

Innocently sexy girls like her get me harder than diamond.

Isn't Hotaru like 30 or so

Lotta pedophiles ITT.