The perfect Europe prove me wrong

The perfect Europe prove me wrong

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First map where it actually makes sense.

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:^)

Good

Are Czechs official slavs now?

>united balkans

We were always genetically slavs, only Germans by culture

>balkans
>united
toppest kek

gib back our roman empire not only that tiny part of land!!

You wanna more? Take it by force and make your ancestors proud makkaroni eater.

germany is not western, globalist EU- cucks want to make you belive that.

What the fuck

definitly love the great catholic nations of slavia. only catholic ireland shouldn't be a homosexual republic, that's for sweden. ireland together with scotland, wales and cornwall should form the celtic nations.

Germany - rightful slavic clay. It's time to liberate Sorbs!

The concept of Mitteleuropa has died, our inbetween state of east and west has ceased.
You might argue that east germans are less western though due to UDSSRinfluence.

Fuck off I dont want to be lumped in with Germany and France.

Turkish East Thrace

Take that faggot flag off my country now you cunt

>united balkans
my sides user

>blobs
>France having more in common with Germany and the UK than with other latin countries
>unironically typing united balkans

Proved wrong.

>kekstani
>posting this
cringe

>prove me wrong
okay

Sleswich and Holstein are rightful Danish clay

>United
>Balkans

Is this a joke??

Hang yourself

this map is literal autism

congrats OP, you're yet another 15 year old boy who played europa universalis for the first time and thinks he's a geopolitical genius, here to spam Sup Forums and Sup Forums with the same shitty threads over and over again

suck on a muffler

me likey

bretty gomfy/10

Westonia kek

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Nope.

>eastonia
>westonia
laughed

>Israel
Nice!

>ISRAEL

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Fuck you cunt

never

Would it be that different from the 70 years you were ruled by the Church?

>Croatia is not in the same state as Serbia
Thank you based Czechian man.

no. it's rightfull frysian clay you snownigger

Get us the hell out of the Balkan-Slav union

Would be fine with being awesome hunter without any bullshit

>being a pooftah

that makes you the only germans left in this world

>West Europa
>England and France a part of the same country
Dropped.

Why is Ireland the homosexual Republic?

It was once, when one of our duke conquered you

It should be again, given how much time Nigel has spent in your country removing Schnitzel

>Sup Forums claims to be against globalism
>most of the "prefect" map threads are globalist incarnate
Never change

>one of our duke conquered you
William the Conqueror was Norman, not French. You have never conquered England. I say that as someone with a Norman surname and has traced has ancestry back to Normandy post-conquest.

You tell me

Tell me one reason why slavia wouldnt be crushed between Western Europe and Russia?

>globalist
always makes me cringe

small change there, friend.

Why is Luthuania and Hungary is Slavia?

their catholicism protects them

they are the based eastern european catholic nations

Typically Russians treat lesser Slav nations as beloved pets, hence WWI.

>Welsh-Cornish dual monarchy
B A S E D

>Being in the same nation as sc*tland
No thanks

Greece is MREEEEEEEEE

>I say that as someone with a Norman surname and has traced has ancestry back to Normandy post-conquest.
Why the fuck would that matter?
Most English probably have some norman ancestor, that doesn't mean that the majority of your ancestors are still not norman.
Christ that's dumb

why hate on your celtic brothers

Most can't trace their paternal ancestry back to a Norman aristocratic ancestor. That's my point.

>united balkans
Is that even possible?

>our inbetween state of east and west has ceased.
The media doesn't show it, but it's still very much there.

>Constantinople (or only half of it kek)
>not Smyrna and Pontus too

10/10 map. Also love the Russian rumpstate protected by from complete HRE conquest only by the obvious human player created borders of Romania.

say it with me loud and clear: nope

>united balkans
Fuck off retard.
I am not mixing my Doric/Aeolic blood with some gypsy slavic balkanigger.
Fuck you and fuck your european vision

Most don't have to, they are still related.
You're a pretentious piece of shit, jesus, you actually put work into something so meaningless.

>that disgusting v4
Sexy V4 incoming.

>Slavia

>spain and portugal ever under the same national flag as italy
fuck off and die

revival of the finno-ugric empire when?

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Nordia would never be the name.
It would be Norden. Or nordisk union.
Also fuck joining another union.

>Jämtland is some-fucking-how Finnish

Kill yourself this second, surrendermonkey faggot

autistic

>That Slovakia and Czech republic

Literally everyone fuck off from us.

b-b-but Italy, I thought we were bros :_

Guillaume* was only 10% danish. And Louis Le Lion (100% French) invaded 80% of England and stayed there 16 month. Anglos paid him to leave
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barons'_War

Italy is barely managing not to be a part of poor europe, don't fuck that up

>pretentious piece of shit
>literally dindu nuffin, just posted that my ancestry was Norman
Normans left little to no genetic trace on England. The vast majority of people over here can't directly trace their ancestry to a Norman aristocrat who came over here and held land but rather, can trace their direct ancestry to Anglo-Saxon peasantry. They might have one, maybe two Norman ancestors but they aren't direct ancestors in their line like mine. Most don't have a Norman surname either, they have Anglo surnames. Doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out what I was trying to say, you literal fucking unwashed, mud skinned subhuman. No response necessary, I won't be replying to Monkey's such as yourself again.

A better Europe would be an independent Britain owning Normandy (ancestral home of the monarchy) and Iceland and Ireland (as well as the faroes, so all the North Sea in Europe is owned by Britain).

It would have France be a part of the modern Roman Empire.

It would have Sweden be an Islamic caliphate and Finland be fingolia

It would have the Balkans control turkey, or at least Constantinople

His maps seems right

Dafuq is this?

>>literally dindu nuffin, just posted that my ancestry was Norman
Your ancestry is English, a very, very tiny part from hundreds of years ago was a little bit norman.
But you not only felt like you should point that out, you felt like it matters.
> The vast majority of people over here can't directly trace their ancestry
Stopped reading there.
The vast majority of people cannot trace their ancestry for hundreds of years, that's nothing special, you're just a retard snowflake.

>Turkey flag
>Asking another flag not to fuck up a foreign economy

The Homosexual Republic of Ireland.

I wish, before swedes got cucked to the max

So you think italy would economically benefit from uniting with spain and portugal?

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Good response.

Are people ever going to make up their minds on whether they like us bongs or not? Because I can't keep up with this lark anymore.

One last question. Are you fucking retarded or just looking for (You)s? You're one of the most mentally fucking challenged posters I've ever had the displeasure of engaging with on this site in years, and that's some fucking achievement.

user, our economy is pretty similar to the italian one

>b-b-b-but I thought I was special ;______;
Cry more, faggot.

That's why I wrote barely, You haven't answered my question though.