BASED ROCKET MAN

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In this thread we mark targets for NK nukes. I'll start:

>the us congress
>the white house
>new york city

It's our opportunity to get rid of a few hundred thousand jews and globalists!

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Oh look it's 8726482816th time again

Just do it already

He has the best fan club who look so happy, the best missiles, the best nuclear weapons and the best gangnam style dance moves. America needs to call it quits and save what little pride they can and apologize for ever believing they could compete with a true God Emperor.

NUKE THIS FAT FUCK ALREADY GOD DAMN

Really though he's provoking us to strike first so that they go down as the victim in history

God Emperor Kim is immune to your primitive nuclear weapons. They will only make him stronger!

Wait for him to shoot first.

Two birds with one stone. It's not like he's going to nuke Nebraska... he's going to hit something with a fuck ton of useless liberals living in it.

September 23rd is getting close, Sup Forums...

China gets involved if first strike happens and N. Korea terrain is very hard to secure. God Emperor Kim > Amnesty Don.

NK is the worlds equivalent of the skinny drunk bitch at the bar starting shit with people

What's September 23rd?

>NYC
>all of California

The US would be liberated.

>the us congress
>the white house
That's one target for a hydrogen bomb unless they go for a direct hit.

How incompetent is your fucking government? If anyone threatened Canada like this they'd be glassed in a matter of hours.

and?

It's actually really interesting to think of how the political landscape in the US would change if NK were to strike one of the big liberal hotspots. People who survive that aren't in those cities would switch to conservative like a switch due to the tragedy on their homeland, and those bleeding liberals in those nuked cities would be fucking ash making conservatism a landslide in the future

Not necessarily advocating the nuking of a major city, but history is very fascinating nonetheless

The day before German federal election

kick-off date for the nuclear warfare

You don't have nukes or is it the queen/mommy who would do it?

Hopefully they destroy DC and nuke the idiot cheeto.

Dont forget where ever Ted Cruz lives.

Commies get out! Remove all commies! (((Kim Jong Un))) must go. (((Assad))) must go. (((Castro))) must go. (((China))) must go. (((Putin))) must go.

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Oh shit. My neighbor has been building a shelter for at least 3 years and I always told him he was wasting money.... looks like I was the fool.

Now I think about it mommy is probably the most likely to glass anyone. If the Queen doesn't already have the nuclear codes she should.

You're a horrible person. Shame.

can they nuke cali PLEASE

America is a big place. It would be hard to nuke everywhere unless you are Russia.

...

>East Coast targets

Yeah no

End our suffering Kim or I won't forgive you

what if he's not lying
what if he has secret tech
what if work has all of soviet research team
what if he's troll bait to keep the us busy

SO MANY QUESTIONS

>Republicans control all branches of the federal government during the attack
>”You see the attack would force people to switch sides to support conservatives!”
See how retarded your pipe dream is

North Korea hasn't launched any nukes over Japan.
That was us, you literal retards.
With the AEGIS system acting up (look up navy ships crashing into cargo vessels, their gps's going haywire, etc) we could not have trusted our assessment of where a missile from NK would go. If it looked like it was going to hit near Japan, we would have attempted to shoot it down.
But we made no such attempt, why? Because it was our missile.
NK has no ability to launch a nuke of that level of technology and we have subs in the area. Obvious false flag is obvious.

Very incompetent. Thanks amnesty don

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEAjTVOdWCA

>provoke a country
>feel threatened when it responds

really makes you think

You can't Pin the Kim
You can't Bomb the Jong
You can't own the UN.

Swear to god man, I'm getting tired of this shit. Kim is a tease and my cock can not handle this anymore. An hero?

I was looking forward to the dance off. Best Korea is pretty good.

Wipe out silicon valley, rocket man. Digits demand it.

vacationing burger?

Canada into sea of fire pls.

pls hit yellowstone and spare the nips
>pls hit yellowstone and spare the nips
pls hit yellowstone and spare the nips
>pls hit yellowstone and spare the nips
pls hit yellowstone and spare the nips
>pls hit yellowstone and spare the nips

Pyongyang (by accident)

Oh no not North Korea. What ever will the US do? The only countries that should be worried are South Korea, Japan and China. The US will become involved when NK botches a launch and it kills civilians in another country. Stop pretending this is a serious story.

Like when the japs bombed pearl harbor and the democrats didnt retain control of congress and the white house for the entire war?

...oh wait, you're just fucking retarded

> putting congress and the White House above NYC
> not putting leftist wasteland Los Angeles on the list


SAGE

so it's just bible thumping nonsense
saged :^)

Please NK don't nuke our greatest allies in Israel.

How fucked am I in Florida?

>congress
>NYC
this will only benefit the average americlap

>American Empire

he is talking about fucking Guam again isnt he XD

If you're in a fallout zone, you can build an emergency shelter out of a table and non-metallic shielding like books or wood and only need to shelter for 2 weeks at the most.

Look how happy everyone is around him. Money can't buy that charisma. This is a true God Emperor we are dealing with here who should not be underestimated.