Is the British Press the worst in the world

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You also have the worst food

No, ours is, but you're close.
You guys are pretty Jewed.

considering Sup Forums's taste in sensationalist fearmongering, probably the best.

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It's like paper clickbait

The dwarf Piers Morgan story looks pretty interesting desu

and weather
and women
and accents
and modern architecture
what a wretched nation...

And the worst genetics

Yes. Next question.

Yea I'd read that

When will they learn?

I love the British press and Viz magazine should be required reading in all schools

>find out on pages 20 & 21
Let it be known that on September 17, 2017 AD the ass was too fat.

Now imagine how much shitter Poland is, considering a million of your countrymen have flooded in here, over the past 15 years.

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this
Maybe I will subscribe, it's only £2.99

its just polish scum being naturally drawn to the scum capital of the world. enjoy your dole leeches and criminas. and thank you for ridding us of them

would bang

Lmfao!

t has poo pasta for dinner.

Anglo Cuisine is leagues ahead of shitalian cuisine

Kek. Why are Poles always so mad? The butthurt is palpable. I can almost feel it coming through my monitor.

>Fruit is firmly off the menu

Must be fake. Wtf?

Top cuck

what could I POSSIBLY be mad about? we're the last bastion of sanity in europe, im loving this timeline

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Rich coming from a fucking pole.

Like literally what the fuck even is in your country beyond stolen cars and concentration camps

>tabloids
>press

pick one

British Tabloids and Tomo News are the only sources that I need

Pretty accurate representation of a Sun reader to be fair

user I really really like this image, mind if i save it?

No. Aussie's ones are way worse.

> Gee, I wonder what they have in common.

Feel free.

ethnically homogenous population with strong traidional values and healthy dose of xenophobia that will ensure our survival as a nation which is currently developing in all areas at a fantastic rate while you decay

the sun is the worst desu

>Dwarf Piers Morgan found dead in Church organ

My sides.

The Sunday Sport is satire

Is this real?

Yes, Jakub. Your initial post was the very definition of contentment and emotional security.

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What did she find between her butt cheeks? Was it some form of piers morgan?

Read it in Jar jar binks voice automaticly

Yeah but what are you so butthurt about all the time?

Everytime I see a polish flag on here its accompanied by autistic screeching and faggotry as you've already demonstrated

> The Sun
> 3 billions readers

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I used to buy the "Sport" just for the "massage" section to get phone numbers for prostitutes, and throw the rest of the paper away. Most of the wacky stories were from old Weekly World News issues. I see it's back in print again, so I think I'll see what it's like these days. I assume it's just the Sunday Sport only, and not the Daily Sport, though?

>implying this is real

This is top shelf

Nothing wrong with the sport. Sunday sport over a pint used to be a thing when I was a lad

Holy shit this is more cancer than the tabloids in my country and i thought it was not possible.Well damn...

our press requires a sense of humour and proportion Sup Forums used to be abundant in both....ps:freddy starr ate my hamster

I thought that was pogba for a second

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Actually from here it mostly looks like Brits butthurt about Poles

OMG! That's news?

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This is a fake article. I searched the title, date, and authors. It came up on the site that made it. You fuckers are that pathetic.

What's on page 20 & 21?

And still you slav-niggers will scrub toilets for a life over there

Yes

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ahaha this is what all the middle aged people from where i grew up read
>it's still better than the bbc

It's a fake article. You cocksuckers are pathetic:

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fpbp

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Would prefer to read about dwarves who fell into church organs and died horribly rather than "refugees are good for your health" tbqh.

That's a myth. Other countries have subsistence food that they spice up because it's crap. We have plain plentyfull food like beef and lamb, how can you say there's anything wrong with that?
Gross shit like jellied eels are a tiny localised novelty food, I've never seen or meet anyone that's seen people eating eels.
Oh and Scottish traditional food is poor because the country only has beauty and not much natural wealth.

>ROMANIAN WARLOCKS
Why the f is this so funny

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Who's kelly brook and where are her nudes

Now I'm curious. Post some Romanian tabloid covers.

The only good food in Britfail is the foreign one.

>ROSES ARE RED
>SUGAR IS USED TO SWEETEN
>GORDON RAMSAY'S DWARF PORN STAR LOOK ALIKE FOUND DEAD IN BADGER DEN HALF EATEN

what is better in the UK than any other country of the EU?

>also hit a bum note

Based meatball

chunky page three bird, never puts her growler away, her nudes are all over the web , just search kellys vadge and up they pop

The Sport is like Weekly World News if any of you remember that. It's complete bollocks. But it is funny.

The absolute state of non-British humour. This shit is fucking golden!

i don't think Ireland really counts here to be fair

Why all the butt hurt, your butthurtery is killing the buzz, Americoon.

Just looked them up, not impressive

Its called testosterone fucking chemicly sterilized westerners cant even get angry at this point

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did you see my flag? clearly you've mistaken me for hyphenated britons of polish descent. they're your people now. poles live in poland

i want to fist kelly brook so badly. just lay her on tummy and have her relax and just fist her from behind slowly. she looks like the type that likes to get fisted. fisting is one of my biggest fetish.

Tikka masala is pretty good though.

We need to ban islam in the West and stop all invasion of muslim countries. This is the only peaceful solution, otherwise we'll have to go full Myanmar against all muslim men women and children like our Buddhist brothers. Our globalist treasonous politicians do not seem bent on having a peaceful solution happen, so the only choice besides death is to terminate all muslims kikes and traitors once SHTF, women and children included. War is unavoidable, see:

they never were but our tabloids have a penchant for tarts with large eartha kitts

We cant get angry because you lads are all wiping our asses for 20p an hour

Nigel just forgot to take his super male vitality today

i never pay more than 10pee for an arse wipe

Me

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I mostly hate english because they hate scots and irish. When the irish have impeccable music, beautiful people, amazing accents, awesome food, and cool as fuck dancing and an epic history of noble heroes and warlords defying all odds. The same with scotland. Then you look at england and their music up until the 17th century is garbage. The people are inbred and ugly as fuck. Theyre noit funny and their accents are shit. Theyre condescending dipshits who think theyre the greatest when everyone hates them.

The irish are humble and good humored, on top of being tall and good looking.

I guess a badger is like a lion to a midget

help me get my test back to normal male levels pls
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