Mami Tomoe

How the fuck can she be lonely? She has a huge pair of tits that she can use to attract boys and seduce them, yet how can she still be lonely?

Joke answer for Sup Forums: She's gay and prefers younger girls

Actual answer: Because she's a magical girl and would endanger the life of anyone who gets near her and have to keep secrets from them. This was pretty clear.

Also even if for some reason Mami did find a boyfriend, Kyubey would find out and attempt to ruin everything to drive Mami to despair and witch out.

this stupid OP is why people make fun of Sup Forums

Fucking hell, pay more attention will you? She literally says that even if she wants to have boyfriends, that she can't do so because being a magical girl takes up all her time.

She probably pretends to be gay to put them off.

>RIP Thread

>a huge pair of tits
They aren't huge. Doujins and fanarts are absurdly exaggerating.

Mami wouldn't seduce anyone, she is a good girl

They're kinda large

Mami is confirmed to be the only straight meguca yet she's surrounded by girls. Being Mami is suffering.

Think about it this way: why are so many Christmas cakes with huge boobs lonely too?

They look normal.

>it's a Mami thread

Let's hope the shitposters don't show up.

Shhhh. Post Mami.

>people treasure Mami only becsuse of her breasts
>no one would like her if she loses them

because that's not how you make friends

I really enjoyed the spinoff manga which basically featured mami.

Mami doesn't know true loneliness, just a coward's form of it.

Homura is the true victim of solitude here.

Mami exist for justify that mahou shoujos are too busy saving the world that dont care about hetero relationships, apply this to Sayaka life.

>She has a huge pair of tits that she can use to attract boys and seduce them, yet how can she still be lonely?

But boys dont like walking zombies, boys dont have sex with necro girls

because she is a lesbian, she prefer younger girls
and not hetsupid thing called boy, puffs, i can't believe they are woman who date them

I like Mami because she has the best fashion. The gold skirt, the corset and the feathered beret; fabulous as hell.

Not true.

Careful not to fall for it.

Reminder that Mami-san is LITERALLY and OBJECTIVELY the best meguca.

Fuck you, I like Mami for who she is, her sexy body is just a plus.

Ribbons > Time

Devils don't stand a chance.

Seems that Japanese fans think otherwise.
Sorry famm.

>But boys dont like walking zombies, boys dont have sex with necro girls

How do we know that? The only male who rejected a mahou shoujo onscreen was Kamijou-kun, and we all know how much of a raging faggot he is.

Except he never did, unless you're referring to the PSP game, wherein half of Sayaka's face was torn off.

>rejected
Sayaka didn't confess. She couldn't because she's a walking corpse. She let memegirl take Kyousuke away without a fight.

sure

>memegirl

Reply to this comment if you like Mami-san the most among all the megucas!

Time couldn't do anything because of a ribbon.

...

>>>/reddit/

>comment

I just think her guns are sexy.

...The actual guns she uses. They're stylish as hell.

Japanese fans have shit taste and therefore do not matter.

The best. Just the best.

If that is normal to you then I don't even want to know what would be considered big to you.

I like all the megucas but Mami is the one I like the least. Also, that would be Homu.

She couldn't get ahead of the competition.

I like her, always seems like she has a good head on her shoulders compared to the others.

Look at OPs pic. They're not massive. They were over exaggerated in Rebellion because fanservice, and the corset probably pushes them up when she's in her outfit.

The animation has always been inconsistent. There are some shots in the series itself where they appear massive.

I want to marry her and have children.

No head joke below this post please.
Bullying is very bad.

It's more that Shaft is very bad at keeping consistent with that sort of thing. In some shots Sayaka's sayakas look bigger than Mami's mammies, but that's clearly not the case.

Mami wouldn't talk like that to her beloved kohai

Shot from the very first episode.

I'm glad this thread derailed about boobs.

Being a kouhai doesn't mean you get to talk shit

Sayaka's sayakas are also very big.

I'm fairly certain she'd get offended by all her kouhai if they were to start making head puns
It certainly would give Mami a headache.

Better than the normal shit these threads derail into. I can stand to be here for now.

Please tell me where you live.

Those look normal.

The less we talk about that, the better.

Tell me, who has the best figure and why is it Sayaka?

Because you have shit taste, I'm sorry

A hero needs it's flaws for better characterization.

This tbqh, senpai.

OP mentioned tits so it's still on the rail I suppose.

...

Is there a cure for shit tastes?

...

she's no guts

Please, Madoka obvious prefers washboard.

>Japanese fans have shit taste
Homura and Kyouko were at the top so I'd say their taste is pretty fine.

I like Kyouko platonically

Madoka was also above Kyouko. I'm satisfied that Sayaka was also above Mami.

I'm not even going to give out a (You), dumb crackposter.

Guts is a different genre.

I thought it ended in Madoka in 5th place and Kouko in 4th.

Kyouko was in 5th last I heard.

I just went and checked. Madoka isn't even 5th, she's 7th. Kyouko is indeed 4th place.

Mami isn't just a pair of breasts, though.

...

...

I want Mami to teach me of all the cool stuff she knows about. I-it's not like I wish to become a magical girl or anything.

...

SO PUT YOUR GRASSES ON

...

...

qewqweqweqweqweqwe

...

...

No need to continue lying to yourself, Homura.

...

Don't see how that has any relevance but weak excuse.

...

...

>tfw gutts will never save mami
>gutts will never become an invincible magical girl who has already reached the lowest point in his life
>gutts will never find out kyubey's plans and slaughter every last incubator

...

...

...

Mami belongs with Kyoko.

...

That is big. Other than that, Mami has normal breast size.

...