Tfw your waifu has a canon love interest

>tfw your waifu has a canon love interest.

Syaoran is far better than you pedo anyway, and he's a 12 year-old chink.

Yeah... which is why i have to dream of killing him and raping my waifu.

>raping your waifu.

>not raping your waifu

>tfw Syaoran is cuter than you'll ever be

That's why you self insert and hope the love interest isn't a complete faggot.

Feels good

You cant rape the willing

Why do you want your waifu to be with someone else?

I want her to be happy and she wouldn't be happy with me

Only with her otp

Does anyone else not have a waifu because they'd rather wish for the happiness of the character with their love interest instead.

You can also have a waifu without a love interest.

>not wanting your waifu be happy
baka desu

My waifu and her love interest are dead so her current happiness is questionable at this time

Well said, anons. You all make Tomoyo proud.

thank you tomoyo!

But how do i self insert as a little chink boy?

Sakura would not willing betray syoaran which is why i must rape.

Shinobu has been my waifu since I read Kizu 5 years ago. Not only is she eternally paired with Araragi but over the years since Kizu and other monogatari aired shes became the topic of waifu war threads and those retarded loli circlejerks.

I know that feel and it's quite unpleasant.

Yeah. I know bro. It hurts.

I always felt bad for tomoya. Totally in love with someone who has eternally friendzoned you. Even women dont deserve that.

I kind of understood why most waifufags come from girl-only series after I found mine. I'm still happy I found her

I would "self-insert" into his anus if you know what i mean.

Yeah. Its funny but yuri shit has the best waifu material, because you wint get cucked by mc. That and most harems.

She'll hate you forever. Good job, you desperate pedophile.

Even if i can spend a few minutes with her, it will complete my life. After that i can kill myself. I guess leave chink boy alive to console her.

Use your imagination fuckwit

>Being a cuckfu

At least people acknowledge you waifu exists ; _ ;

You should be happy that your waifu is happy.

Not a cuck like tomoya.

>tomoyo

Why would I want this

Sorry I meant Madison Taylor.

who did tomoyo like?

Sakura, isn't that obvious?

damn. girl I liked in high school turned out to be a lesbian so I can suddenly relate.

If my waifu has a canon love interest, am I allowed to have a threesome?

>Life revolves around love interest
>Canon gay

I knew what I was signing up for.

These two always put a smile on my face, their love is so innocent I can't help but to find it cute

Who?

Fuko a SHIT

>your waifu has been masturbated to by thousands of men

That would never work out in the case of CCS

Feels great to have a desirable waifu.

Yeah. Op just do what i do. Imagine yourself as a cute shota, brfriend her, confess your love for her and then kill yourself when she inevitably turns you down.

>mfw her heiness is with Klancain Cruhteo now
Oh well, they're both of noble Versian families

*highness
>missed like 4 letters in that word
God DAMN IT

You would permanently scar her for life
>sakura will never find her friend hanging from the ceiling after she turned down his confession.

>tfw your waifu's canon love interest dies
That's when I swoop in.

Syaoran is a good waifu op

Lucky you

>tfw your waifu L O S E S

>Implying you even know what to do with a woman
>Implying she wouldn't just kick your beta ass
Wee lad.

So has your mother and sister. Who cares?

Sakura's best friend the lesbian.