The Marines

> Why haven't you joined the Marines, user? You just gonna sit there all day and jerk off to anime? Don't you wanna be a Chad IRL and kill subhumans?

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No one wants to hear the order, fix bayonets

You convinced your Sgt. it was work related to post on Sup Forums as long as you do one of these ever couple hours huh?

Because I'm not a huge faggot jarhead and joined the Army instead

I'm a medic. You don't have that in the Marines..

Has the Marine Corps begun recruiting threads on Sup Forums?

because all branches of the military have become cucked/pussified

I saw 2 of them going the other day at the same time but did not dip in.

Ouch. Underrated

most marines are stupid as fuck

fuck off, recruiter

The real fight is right here at home. Saged.

Because I did twenty years in the Army.

Nice try, crayon eaters.

>using shaming language to control and manipulate men to doing what you want.

yeah, that doesn't exactly work anymore.

Can confirm this. Got paid 10k to join Marines since i scored high on the ASVAB and got to actually pick my job. Go through long school to fix electronics and just to have retards break them faster then you could fix them. Never ending cycle.

you're a white supremacist and want to be cannon fodder for kike wars? lol

is that near Darwin? poor bastards

I hear they have quite a thing for jalapeño cheese crayons

The Marines are nothing but left leaning spics these days.

Any sort of cheese you get from the military usually tastes like crayons anyway

Jesus. Of course I see this recruitment bullshit while I'm in duty. Any devil donuts from CP, Miramar or MCRD here?

My uncle did. He served in nearly every war from Vietnam to the War in Iraq. He contracted cancer after doing rescue missions in Fukushima.

What did the military do to thank him? Let him slip through cracks at the VA, giving him nothing for cancer treatment in the way of aid or financial help until he finally died.

Thanks, asswads. Hope you find some more ego-tripping retards to enlist in your cult and get screamed at by other ego-tripping retards.

im not an indoctrinated idiot willing to throw my mental health away for a geopolitical chess board engineered for corporate profit.

I don't need or want the government as a second parent.thanks though.

>because army

>Being from a broken home

The military would love you.

Because I think you should take off your stormflag and do your own fucking fighting, Israel.

You're just training a lot of German-Americans to fucking kill you in extremely effective ways when they finally realize what they've been fighting for.

>ERASE This!

it hurt Muh Feels :'(
My PC power point classes are half the training

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Pretty cool commercial desu, but joining the military kinda sucks. Tough work and 8 years of your youth given up, minimum.

>joining the military after 2013

EL OH FUCKING ELLLL

Sure thing kid go join. Someone has to. If only you knew how things were inside

The United States does not condone white supremacy.

Medics are for fags in the army who get shot. Marines either die or they don't.

Why would the Marines want to recruit a bunch of racists?

In mom's basement, with a refrigerator full of hot pockets?

That comment fits the flag, perfectly.

That's funny. You got stats to back that up?

Because I'm too old. You know that not everyone on Sup Forums is 20 years old right?

I quite enjoyed the war

We gotta kill some Koreans, brah.

Marines are quite literally the worst branch anybody can join. The only people stupid enough to join are kids frresh out of high school or retards with GED's.
If you want to be infantry, join the Army

sage in all fields

Been there. Done that.
Got my DD214.

If you try to touch it I will stab you.

I was marine infantry, and I fully agree with this statement. The marines are best performing but they give less than half a stale shit about troop welfare.

Your age doesn't matter if you can pass a physical test. I've seen guys over 30 get in with waivers

I survived 4 years of 29 palms. (Well 2 really, spent the rest in afghan and iraq.)

I wish I'd gotten pendleton. Sandiego an hour south. LA an hour north. But nnnnnooooooo. I got to spend all of my libbo staring at fuckin sand.

Going to sit my ass off for the chAir Force. Just have to lose some weight.

Every fucking day, ten times a day the same thread. Some retard has to be getting paid for this shit.

People who complain about it are just pussies. Especially when I think about how lucky we are to be killing each other with bombs and bullets, as opposed to fucking swords, axes, and arrows.

Because im not an homosexual pedo rapist like gringos

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I might try to go for 3381, since literally no one wants it and there's always an opening spot.
Would be neat to be a cook in the USMC before the mos gets phased out and they only hire civilians for it.

I once heard a shipmate on an LHD or some other kind of landing ship be in amazement at the marines behavior. They waited to eat at tier commanding officers permission and then ate looking straight down as fast as they could. Then they chanted 'Blood makes the grass grow!' with their officers back and forth. They called eating a necessary evil. This was during the aftermath of the Lebanon bombing of the marine barracks there, but they weren't put ashore.

Yes, it's better than being a fag among the marines, eating hot pockets.

There is nothing wrong with stripping down Islamic jihadists and making them rub all over another while a bunch of Americans laugh at them.

Jewish moms go black in America.

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My cousin said battles and bombings ect were all quite the adrenaline high too.

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white moms also go black in america, fag

Mexico is not perfect, we have many problems, but USA is no better than Mexico, you are rapists and murderers worse than us, you gringos dont have MILITARY HONOR, we need a wall to separate us from you hypocrites, cumskin monkeys

I joined the marines in '02, and I wish I hadn't. This country is not worth fighting for.

Marines are fucking nerds. I know a bunch of ex-marines in real life. They all read Tolkien and play D&D. Marines is just nerd LARPing for money.

Because I'm not a retard.
>Joining the marines
>Joining the branch that is just the army with hand me down equipment
>Joining a branch which exists to carry out opposed landings when the last opposed landing was in Korea and the largest opposed landing was carried out by the army

I agree, we'll tax repatriation $s so you'll pay for a wall then

>being a slave for the reptilian overlords
no thanks. real men fight on a different front; combatting your own evils is much more rewarding than dying for some retarded war.

thats from a porno you fucking idiot.
>jugle camo and jungle face paint
>in iraq
Pick One.

because the marines are a useless meme branch. Army does all of the fighting while your marketing team makes sure you get all the glory
>brb splitting command over the pacific due to pointless dick measuring
>brb letting the army do the majority of the fighting in the philippines and new guinea while we take the useless island of tarawa at 40% casualty rate
>brb letting task force faith get annihilated by a force 50 times its size while we run the opposite direction
>brb not securing every town on the way to baghdad because scared of fighting and we want to beat the army there (still don't)
>brb don't even do ship security anymorr
>brb haven't done an amphibious assault in 60+ years
>brb first to fight except for spec ops, army rangers and army airborne

just disband them already

>USA is no better than Mexico

Get shot you silly mercs.

cool commercial. still doesn't make me want to fight in a multiculti force dedicated to israel's interests.

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subhuman ice monkey

ITS. A. FUCKING. PORNO.
do you seriously think Mia Khalifa is iraqi? or why there's always the same 3 "arab" girls getting "raped" in every so called rape vids

CAPTCHA: STOP WETBACK

Is this ironic shilling or not I can't tell anymore

>join marines
>get second handed equipment
>go in first, and die first
>army get all the credit cause they clean up


>join navy
>travel the world
>do shit on a boat all day
>if the ship get rekt'd high chance to escape.

>chairforce
>enough said

>join Marines
>get cancer

>USA is no better than Mexico
yes, it is

Joined Army instead cause crayons give me gas.

>marines
>going in first
>doing any relevant fighting
>army
>getting any credit
>ever
nice meme

What kind of cancer? I feel like this important to know.

>dying for Israel

>football
>education
life changing decision

sure goy

Mexicant is a fucking 3rd world nation run by drug cartels.

> waaa marines don't have equipment like the army. Feel sorry for me, waaa.

Fucking pussy.

It's pretty clear we fight for our own interests and Israel is an interest because it controls one of the most geostratigic area on the fucking planet. Maybe go learn some things.

I have asthma
I would have

Muh-rines just die for their kike overlords and Greater Israel nowadays. Fuck off, schlomo.

I'm an army medic too but corpsman are cool dudes.

Anti-military is a stance of the liberal left, and Muslims. You fuck off, Ahmed.

>inb4 I'm not a Muslim

Well you seem to think the same as them.

Muslims are better than you for sure.

You have small masculinity, muslims have big masculinity.

i don't want to be a pawn for globalists and rich elites

Woah many military physician personel, I am a MX army medic too

Go suck schlomos cock, jew faggot. Muh-rines fight for ZOG, everyone of them who died in Iraq died for nothing, and deep down, your double digit IQ kike-mercenary ass knows it.

At least they got gibs though.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

Fucking bullshit. Most of the major battles and victories in war has come from the Marines.

Does Mexicant even have a navy or air force?

Mercs make more money.

That isn't shit. You can still get in

I know of 2 white whores in porn, milfs, who went black in porn, and their sons joined the marines. a jewish porn producer even made fun of this in one of his interracial cuckold porn videos. The implication is that these queers were do demoralized that they decided to throw their lives away with the marines.

>You just gonna sit there all day and jerk off to anime?
um yes?

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