Just Zuck my shit up fam

ITT: Why we're ALL voting for Mark Zuckerberg in 2020

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Does he seriously post shit like this?

he usually just says it into the mirror while jacking off to himself

Got my vote, ill stop posting hate news and facts zucc

hey OP do you have the one about the newspaper?

nvm found it

All the time.

He once declared he was only going to eat animals he killed himself. A while later he posted that he had just killed a pig and a goat and began explaining that he slit their throats because he felt it was the fastest way.

fake and gay!
SAGE
You faggets need to leave!

He's a Podesta protege. It starts with slitting animals throats, then progresses into people.

politico.com/story/2009/07/john-podesta-a-seasoned-hand-024575?o=2

Sorry the currently allowed limit is 2 (two) levels of irony.

Archived that for you
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I know you're joking but if the dems run zuck they're in for a big surprise. He's incredibly unlikable and there's video evidence of him sweating while being questioned by a tech interviewer for christ sake.
If there's one thing Trump's good at it's getting under people's skin on a debate stage and generally keeping cool. I'd take him over Zuck every time.

Can't cuck the zuck

i-is this real?

I both enjoy and am frightened by these posts.

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Sup Forums would probably support him if he actually posted shit like this.

Fuck, when did we drop down?

Can't Fuck the Zuck

the fuck we would

>being this autistic
ONE OF US

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If he ushers in the waifu era though, I might vote for him

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"0 people like this"
Haha us Texans will never vote for this guy.
What are democrats going to do when the super delegates screw this guy in favor of some twat?

The Democrat nominee in 2020 will be a non-white woman. You won't get a chance to vote for him, unless he transitions by then.

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he looks like the alien from American Dad

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xd