>be 22 year old shitskin kebab working part time at chipotle
>share line duty with nigger
>tries to get phone numbers with anything born with a vagina
>this makes him the butt end of every joke and no co worker takes him seriously
>im literally the only guy who tries to befriend him
>say to myself "oh these niggas arent open" (referencing bag of tortillas) not even fucking talking to this guy or looking at him
>notlikethis.jpeg
>he immediately tries to fight me and goes on a tirade about oppression that word symbolizes
>i tell him to calm down and im sorry
can white people do something about this shit cause i really cant help but say nigger and nigga
Wyatt Nelson
Use it as much as you can.You have the right to do so.
Aiden Lewis
>and im sorry faggot
Leo Hernandez
>Use public transport almost every day
End of story.
Justin Davis
Like you would do better, prosciutto
Ryan Sullivan
>be me >be in collage >be studying engilsh >gord student tells us we are not ready >ask him "wachu mean"... ? >he call us all of us aliterate palbeans for not knowing anne frand >who.usb 3.0 >he tells us he studys to interject her fillycheasesteakosofies into mlp >we laff at fagot >he tips fedora does 360 and walks away >honestly, was pretty smooth >he also stole my wallet >he was a smooth criminal
Jack Nguyen
y-you have to go back?
Colton Stewart
Just go allahu akbah on his ass.. strap 5 cans of cheese whiz to your chest and ignite with a lighter and chase after him
Christopher Mitchell
> HS history teacher asks the class if anyone is a feminist >I raise my hand (cause women have the right to vote amiright? XD) >That weekend I just happen to remember a video about that one Jewish girl who said Zelda was sexist >Watch a reply video that takes a shit on it and used references to other bitches talking about vidya >Then see Law & Order comes out with an episode about Redchannit >Remembers they had another episode where a schizo boy lives out his vidya >I go back to my teacher and tell her I'm no longer a feminist.
Lucas Hall
>live in beautiful little beachside town near Melbourne >great community, most families know each other and get along >Nothing bad ever happens, no robberies/ muggings ever occur >Then comes the boats >Niggers overflow the town >Everwhere looks like a ghetto now >Used to walk around at 2am with my friends just shooting the shit >Now if you try that you'll get fucking stabbed >Younger brother of my employer gets hospitalized one night after some mudskin knocks him out for literally no reason while he wasn't even paying attention >Best friend who's a shy neet recovering from depression that caused him to have a suicide-attempt mugged at knifepoint and gets the shit beaten out of him
Gas the kikes race war now
Blake Wood
Just tell him you're muslim. Muslims get more victim points than niggers nowadays.
Austin Hernandez
>Dated mudslime That's all I needed.
Andrew Howard
>be me >go to mickey D's cause burger >wear dank Kekistan short because its comfy AF >theyre pretty busy so after i order my food i stand in line to get it. >notice some autistic fuck staring me down from across the restraunt >he gets in line for his food and gets pretty close to me >figure he wants through so i move so he can get to the drink machine/napkins etc. >now he gets in my face and just stares me down. >amigonnahavetokillabitch.jpg After akward silence he screams "I know what you are you nazi. >try not to kek myself to death because im still trying to figure out if imma have to punch a cunt. >he keeps ranting to the entire store about how im a nazk and the kek on my short means kill every kike >my food is up so i pat him on the shoulder and tell him to have a good day or something like that. >he screams that i just assaulted him >ohmyfuckinggod.jpg >As i get my food be punches me from behind >He is such a birch instead of getting mad i just lose all my keks ive been holding in and grab my food. >I go and sit down and his whale had to grab him from chasing me down.
Convinced me to get my CCW btw. Pic unrelated
Samuel Nguyen
we can literally scream "negro" on the street without facing any consequences lmao
Justin Ross
>kek on my shirt Stopped reading there
Gavin Roberts
you deserved it, redditor
Jose Barnes
Hey rish
Bentley Parker
>kebab >saying sorry to nigger
Holy fuck you must be from the levant lmfao fucking faggot
Easton Hughes
>negro What are you a pussy? Scream "nigger", pastanigger
Camden Nguyen
pajeet my son
Ian Johnson
>kill every kike
Nicholas Ward
>coming out of high school with good grades, #26/70 fucking kids i.e. not a big enough sample size for top %student metrics to be a valid statistic >transferred from out of state so don't have any requirements for in-state scholarships >looking through regular offers and every single one of them is only offered to women, minorities, natives, and other special snowflakes >literally cannot be a white male >literally cannot secure college funds due to lol no scholarships and family financial crisis so no loans either Since moving, I have learned to hate small schools and their student in-group politics, mandatory native studies, and fucking scholarship offers holy shit