How do you become a social justice warrior? Asking for a friend

How do you become a social justice warrior? Asking for a friend.

start thinking that minorities are pets that you can use to make yourself look like a better person and call anyone who tries to think differently or use facts a Nazi racist

Scoop out your brain and throw it away. Fill your head with pop culture.

Be hot in a way that makes me feel weird

-Take an interest in humanitarianism.
-Stick with it no matter how much your faith and trust get abused and used against you.
-Start to treat others as horribly as your activist "friends" have treated you.
-Foolishly continue to believe that what you're doing is right.
-Completely lose your mind.

Go to a public school and believe everything you are told. After that, use the info you were given by the teachers to think of yourself as being awakened, or enlightened. From there just go full retard into the leftist ideology.

I think you have to piss in a Vietnam veterans hat to qualify

fuck niggers and get HIV

Start off with the small blue pills that actually make some sense if you dont really think about them
>less guns=less gun violence
>less white babies=less mouths to feed
>socialism is about equality etc
then move up to the bigger blue pills
>whites are historically evil and oppressive
>males are historically evil and oppressive
and then finally take the sjw pill
>all white males should be killed so we can instill a socialist government free of resistance.

by the end you will hate yourself and your race but hey at least you wont be "far right"

She's got that look like you just revealed to her that you accidentally told her co-workers that her pussy smelled like a hot fishy dumpster.

Start by eating vagisil.

Move to commifornia and pray for an earthquake.

After that you can watch everything fall apart and what little freedom you have left be taken away because all the strong people who would stop that shit are dead.

Eat soy, suck cock and watch trap porn

use butplugs
fuck niggers

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tfw a SJW lost its buttplug

1. Go to college, bonus points for a liberal arts school with no religious affiliation.

2. Have a shit go at it, alienate yourself from all the normies and find yourself alone and incel in the prime of your young life. Hang the fuck on though because dropping out might lead to some sort of independent thought or self realization and that's no good.

3. reach out for help from one of the following school resources (possibly all nebulously related) a. student counseling, b. lgbt club, c. anime club. Bonus points if you start taking LOTS of medication and smoking dope.

4. Just don't fight the programming and you'll be out there fighting for social justice in no time.

Immigrate to Canada.

what's your record for most able milk to drink? mine is currently 6 but i start feeling it around 2-3

>have confidence
>make friends w/ SJWs
>allow them to batter you emotionally until the only feeling you're capable of feeling is rage
You're welcome.

You start by cutting off your penis.
You also need thick black rimmed glasses, and dyed hair.

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>The Tower of Babel

calm down, peterson

SJW Recipe

Ingredients:

>have camera shoved in your face for a million pictures since newborn
>be told you're the most special little angel ever a million times since newborn
>be given participation trophies even though you utterly suck at whatever you do and feel that said trophy is a win
>get molested a bit by daddy or a close relative
>have Marxist teachers indoctrinating you with subversive degeneracy since kindergarten

Mix all this together until the brain is mush, let rise until NPD or BPD or other mental disorder is formed, then bake with "dude weeeed" for a bit and VOILA! You're an SJW!