STEM meme

>be technician-electronic
>happily work in factory as repair crew
>go studying electric engineering because they've told me I'm gonna make money
>get engineer degree
>try to find job(again)
>get the exact same one, but in different company, everybody who hires enginerds expects them to have 2+ years of background in engineering job(aka. my work experience, current or past doesn't count since I'm just fixing machines when assembly line monkeys break them)

Wasted years of my life because "duh, you're gonna make lots of money with STEM degree, you're too smart to work as a peon whole your life".

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Who else fell off for the STEM meme?

fell for*

This experience requirements are fucking bullshit

If my father didn't have connections I wouldn't have my current job despite I'm more capable than other olders workers there

so glad im planning not to go to college.
my mom is stupid and wants me to go to university or she will 'disown' me lmao.
i already redpilled my father and he agrees with my decision.
i'm going to try to get into an institution and learn a trade.
hopefully eventually work in an oil rig.
it's always my mother who managed to fuck my life, she fucked me over socially, told me not to hang out with the cool kids because they will do 'drugs' lol.

lesson i learned is never listen to women, do exactly the opposite lmao.


if all goes planned, i should have a job in an oil rig with lots of off time, in this off time i can fund my surgeries, play in a band, play sports and read literature.

also she refuses to acknowledge that by making me estrogenic obese fuck as a child, that would lead me to getting bullied -> developing depression -> social anxiety.

I'm in STEM and make 90k a years doing nothing. I'm suppossed to check systen securities but no one knows which so they told me to sit and wait for a call. Imbasically paid 90k a year to watch youtube and shitpost here.

enjoy the white collar cuck lifestyle while you are at it

also OP, i suggest you never mention you're an engineer.
nothing more pussy drying than an engineering degree.

being an engineer = mcdonald employee

Look at that mad japcuckboi whos only achievement in life will be groping charges.

japcuckboi?

bro i could beat the shit out of you guranteed,
i listen to slipknot and have a bigger cock than you

i would literally suffocate you with my cock

>pic related
quality kek

me, i fell for it.
i fell in luv with science.

Wtf... about to graduate with electrical engineering degree next year
Did i just waste 4 years of my life?

That would be impossible because you'd get hard cause you gay and it'd hurt to bend your cock around his neck, japcuckboi.

Hard to tell, I was focused on electronics/power electronics/embedded systems so maybe if you're into designing installations for living you're going to do better.

>tfw retards like me are adding 994215 "how to use NE555" or "the ultimate guide to DC-DC converters" shit on youtube/instructables/etc. all of it repetitive trash that's been made over and over and over again(more often than not - better) but they have to do it if they want to get a job, probably it's not enough to help them.

I'm seriously starting to think that my "let's build remote controlled miniature submarine" idea I've had when I was drunk is my only chance of finding job in the field. Drunk fucking inanities. The only chance.

>Wasted years of my life because "duh, you're gonna make lots of money with STEM degree

If you choose a degree based on that you're gonna make lots of money, you're fucking retarded. Always choose out of interest.

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Fugggg my degree is electrical engineering focused on optical electronics and microelectronics
Fugg polandbro you scaring me

Also I find it extremely hard to believe that you would struggle to get a job with that degree. My girlfriend is an electrical engineer and she never struggled to find a job despite being a little autistic and having a shitty resumé. Did you just go to a trash college?

>My girlfriend

is a girl, and will never, ever have any difficulty finding a job in engineering regardless of how shit she is at her job.

>ITT: two-bit, cookie cutter interviewees complain about "experience requirements"

Everyone knows experience requirements are just bullshit companies write on job descriptions to weed out aspies like you. I've had two promotions now where I meet LITERALLY NONE of the requirements. Work on building character and not complaining

What a stupid claim. There's no affirmative action in my country and if anything women struggle with prejudice that they suck, which they actually kind of usually do, but it still affects those who are qualified negatively.

>he fell for the STEM meme
Poor lad

> fund my surgeries
W-what

>ancap
>only values money like a fucking kike

checks out

>b-b-but muh usefulness to society
Have fun STEMcuck

sluthate brah, face is everything

also fund my drug regimen to low inhibition max.

Tfw you go to a top 5 public university and can major in almost anything and still get employed. Engineering is for plebs.

I wouldn't be technician beforehand if I didn't have interest in it.
Welcome to Poland. Employer's market. On every offer I apply to there's 10 other guys, 3 of them checking if they'll be paid more than they are in their current company, 7 of them certain of it, one of those 7 will get the job, newcomers aren't welcome.
I apply there anyway if I see "WE WUNT 2+ YEARS OF XPERIENCE" because fuck HR, read my fucking resume you cunts, even if you meant that you need that experience, that's what you're paid for.

WHICH EARTH IS REAL???

Nasa and EESA make BILLIONS every year, yet theres no real pictures of earth. Beyond cgi/fisheye lens, which futher casts doubt.

Why not just take raw footage of the earth NATURALLY??? We cant take pictures of other planets, right???

Why fake this AT ALL????

EESA (Europeon NASA) fucked up their CGI, see 15:10

youtu.be/HpBEduGMapw?t=908

going to college/university is literally paying Jews to brainwash you.

source: was once a stupid goy and went to college.

The fact that people are KNOWINGLY using fisheye lens and spending tons on CGI to procure an artificial curve on the earth speaks volumes.

If the earth has the correct curvature we're told, why give flat earthers any ammo by using a fisheye lens or cgi replica AT ALL??

The easiest way to end this argument is to have a REAL UNEDITED pic of earth!

youtube.com/watch?v=Bns4R5ZsVUw

This japs is based

"It is photoshopped because its its its... it has to be"

NASA ARTIST ROBERT SIMMON

youtu.be/fFBAznZwqVg?t=196

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The engineers from the top 5 engineering schools will still make way more than you though.

The only jew that lectured me was old faggot who did electromagnetic field theory and two old hags that seemed to get the job there on account of being good at blowjobs 50 years ago. Also my parents paid for it from their taxes anyway, regardless of whether their kids would go there or not.

Why fake something that shouldn't require "collage/composite work"

We pay nasa 60 million... A DAY! Why not just take a raw, natural picture? Why give flattards any ammo?

me, but I enjoy stem so it's okay. Got lots of field experience too, just not a lot of jobs in my particular area in my town.

I fell for the Software Engineering meme
Kill me

>EESA (Europeon NASA) fucked up their CGI, see 15:10

Then why show it ? ah look the cgi is fucked up lets broadcast it anyway

I like STEM desu. Having a foreign engineering degree means they treat me like a king in my 3rd world country.

From what i know
1/5th of the pol
maybe less

explain how this works on a flat earth, faggot
i'll wait

Got a Master's in CompSci and now have a comfy job in IT consultancy. Working out for me so far.

>Yfw they have to invent new physics to proves you wrong.

It's industry wide, your country is no exception.

>be watching blade runner webisode
>jared leto talks about cracking or polishing the firmament
>immediately think of that pic

Who cares? They still have to be engineers. I'm going in the military after graduation to fly for 6-8 years. Be and engineer or fly the most advanced aircraft the world has ever seen? Easy choice. Then doing law school where it's possible I can make 180K+ right out of the gate. If money is the only thing driving you, you're doing it wrong.

getting degree in pure maths how to make sure im not no job after? phd track now but dont think i can handle the pozzed sinking ship that is academia

>I'm more capable than other olders workers there
wait 15 years and see how you feel about that sentiment.

>be me
>literal dumb fuck that quit school a month into 9th grade
>can't even into long division
>haven't read a book in over 10 years
>have full time job since I was 15
>work construction whole life
>eventually learn to weld
>travel all around the southeast turning two pieces of metal into one
>make more money than I honestly know what to do with
>am 27 now, will pay off first house when 30
>own two cars
>shit loads of guns
>make so much that I pay a laborer to literally feed me a subway sandwich so I don't have to stop welding and can continue making money while I eat

feels good not falling for the jew college meme...

Not all universities teach gender studies. Well, maybe in Cucknada...

This is why you have to go to college. Good colleges have good professors and departments with connections to employers. I had interviews with Apple.

Internships also get your foot in the door.

College recruiting and referrals to employers by professors get you past every job listing 2+ experience, if you get the interview and impress them then you get hired. Then you have the minimum experience for whatever next job you're looking at.

t. Management information systems major who made $64K/yr right out of college and $100K/yr by age 26

I got a B.S. in biology and now I work as a medical lab technologist. It's alright.

only lawyers from t14 schools can expect 180 k+ right out from the gate and even then they still need decent grades and have to bill 2100 hours a year. not fun. (before you say 2100 hours is just 40 hours a week, this is billable hours. it doesn't include hours spent on admin work or getting clients etc.)

take some comp sci electives so you can program.

HR no longer respects scientists, engineers and autists who fix every goddamn thing normalfags break and can't even begin to understand.

went for a business management degree with foreign language correspondence and now work and live in moonland

STEM doesn't mean a guy who can tape two spliced wires together. Kys

STEM is basically the only way to secure a decent career with high upside.

>tfw majored in accounting
>tfw want to die

Non-engineer detected

If you can actually do something wortwhile it will have value, unless the marked it oversaturated.

Electric engineering is a meme, should have got a computer engineering degree and make bank as a consultant.

Shouldve went computer engineering. The hardware guys dont have a problem getting work. Too many chinks i software.

I'm literally laughing out loud. Good for you. Really.

However, if I find you near by I'll consider you a fucking pleb and expect you to kiss my ass or get the fuck out. By get the fuck out I may mean really nasty things.

Funny thing is: I've never done anything of vallue, work-wise...
Life is a bitch...