ITT we pretend to be baby boomers

ITT we pretend to be baby boomers

>I just love all my biracial grandchildren. This is what my father stormed the beach for. This is what I marched for

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As soon as I climbed the ladder of success I swiftly kicked out as many rings from that ladder as possible.
My automobile stocks and rental properties have taken a dive, get your shit together Mil,s stop being so greedy and irresponsible!

Lazy, worthless millenials. I was married and owned a house when I was 22

What do you mean you need money for groceries, go to the food bank or something. BTW I double mortgaged the house and blew it all on cheap trinkets and takeout food and cruises to hawaii....we are spending your inheritance, ahahaha.

"They do the jobs Americans don't"

Boomer hate is butthurt class envy.
If you were in the position they were in the 50s and 60s you'd be doing the same exact shit, getting jobs with firm handshakes, building your own house, and starting families.
It couldn't be helped, the kikes promised so much.

>you would do exactly the same thing
t. boomer

t. faggot boomer

>Jews really are the chosen people. Praise the lord!

My grandchildren don't want my Elvis collection. It's worth over 100 grand!

Not a boomer, and you know it's true.
You wouldn't skimp and save and lead a life of NEET austerity if you didn't have to but you do have to and your life is shit because of it.
The boomer life was the easy life during a golden age of growth that we'll never see again.

I don't understand why Trump hates immigrants so much. Can't he see that they're natural conservatives? We just need to work harder at imparting our American values and reverence for the Constitution and they'll happily vote Republican. All this racism and hate is wrong and doesn't help.

>I bought my house for 35K back in 67.there is no reason you can't do then same Jamal

Actual babyboomer here.

Stop wasting your time on Sup Forums you lazy scum.
Go get a job and if you already have one go get a second job.

I went into early retirement at 57.
I have a very wealthy retirement plan but I also need a government pension because I might be old but I'm still active and I want a new electric bicycle, I'm going on a river cruise and the heating bill of my large home is equally large.
So work hard and pay up.

Why are millennials so lazy? When I was young I pounded the pavement looking for work, asking managers at the local businesses if they had any openings, and had a job by the end of the day. Is that so hard?

I just don't get kids these days. Why aren't they working? I was handed....I mean earned...a top paying job at 18. I owned my own home by 19 and had a nice car!

Of course I would do the same.

But I wouldn't bitch about my retirement plan when it's the most luxurious in all of human history. - that's why I hate boomers: they have everything yet they complain and demand even more.

tell the gubmint to keep der hands off muh medicare REEEEEEEEE

We wouldn't have a student loan problem if kids just worked their way through college like I did.

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I always lol at "government keep your hands off [insert government program]"

I worked hard (read an average amount) in a booming economy and culture not ruined by postmodernism and reaped the benefits.
How come Pokeyman playing millenials can't do the same in an America I voted, protested and brainwashed into crisis?

>be boomer
>vote in retarded social policies that put the country in debt
>kick the can down the road because don't actually want to pay, and state can just print money anyway
>fuck over millennials
>40% tax rate
>get a job you lazy kids

Why doesn't my son just get an entry level job at walmart? Does he not want a new house to raise his family in?

>tfw it's too real

give us the same opportunities then, I bet you can't

Fuck you for assuming I'm a NEET
I'm unemployed right now because the boomer owner of the company I worked at fired me for not accepting another 'promotion' without a raise

i guess you can hate everyone for that. As I do.

your father actually holds this belief?

Yep. He's 62, so he only knows the golden era of buying a brand new muscle car from a part time job during high school. He got into the air force thirty years ago, so he's been completely cut off from the real world's job situation since the 80's

Good work, was convincing

wow
not only is a boomer but also chairforce

Previous generations didn't bitch about their pensions.
And they had actual problems when they retired.

I have over 200 grand saved up and my kids live in studio apt on ramen.
I'm going to blow their inheritance at the casino.
It's not like I was given a free lunch even though the economy after WWII was on the upswing because we stole Hitler's jew golds (FUCKING KIKES!) and could buy a car and a house for the price of admission to go to see whatever horrid bland piece of shit is playing in the theatres today!
YOU ALL GET NOTHING! WE'RE DUMPING THIS ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS AND HAVE BEEN STUDYING WITCHCRAFT TO BRING BACK THE DJINN!
FUCK THE INFIDELS ALLAH ACKBAR (I'm a born again muslim :))

I'm old and confused/angered by modern stuff I refuse to understand.

My vague anecdotal evidence presented in a condescending manner is an equal substitute for not understanding modern economics and issues.

Time to pump myself full of medication and watch television.

Am I doin it right?

FUCKING POTHEADS!
*sips Fentanyl cocktail*

This thread died faster than the future for millennials.

I'm glad my wife was a virgin when we started dating.

57 is now early retirement

boomers are bigger welfare queens than nigs or spics

wow you're good at this!

Boomers in the Air Force replaced the Greatest Generation in the Army Air Corps. It's ruined the Air Force, hence chairforce.

>Sure are a lot of "minorities" around here.
>mfw

Heart attack.

Okay this'll be fun
>be me
>hated commies
>McCarthy was good
>saw commies trying to take over Vietnam
>Tonkin
>wanted to go and kill gooks
>lost friends
>can't walk without pain since my legs were ripped to shit
>come home due to barely surviving after killing many
>fucking teens throw bottles at me while I got off plane
>lived life alone
>depression came since I didn't seek help
>went back to church
>seeing commies in my own country after seeing the dearest of friends due to keep it from here

Fucking kids these days
Was that good?

>we are spending your inheritance, ahahaha.
triggered me so much