Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Mother Edition

Upcoming elections:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
Storch vs Bushido
>youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
Nigel Farage speech
>youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
Thorsten Schulte about the state of Germany
>youtu.be/DXheBffkYew
>archive.is/mklb8

Other urls found in this thread:

afd.de/zeit-spenden
afd.de/wahlhelfer
youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Berlin_attack
diskutiermitmir.de/
mobile.twitter.com/JoeyGerlach/status/909671871439888385
youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-DRRkQjXo
youtube.com/watch?v=QuAsmS2p7l0
afd.berlin/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/AfD-Wahlcomic-verkleinert.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=zUC5Ej7Jcp4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

For german Anons who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters, distribute flyers and stuff into mailboxes, man info booths (together with experienced guys, of course), help prepare locations for speeches, look for posters being damaged/stolen, go to local meetups to discuss plans/ideas etc.
>afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>afd.de/wahlhelfer
>youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

First for Julia

REMINDER to FIGHT for a good result.

Get your memes ready, and take to social media. Use trending hashtags. Follow big media accounts and reply to their posts on Facebook and Twitter, this way you will reach their audience.

Fight preferably against the FDP and Linke, as they are competing with the AfD for the spot as leader of the opposition. But of course all other parties are fair game as well.

Our country will not be saved by some miracle. It will be saved by US, by OUR work. Don't just watch the news, MAKE the news.

Is it embarrassing to say that I find her kinda attractive?

>open borders are bad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Berlin_attack
>Italy, Israel, Poland, Ukraine, Spain, France, Lebanon
>dead or injured

Consider it's a proper exotic way of pest control.

What is the alternative? Infiltration of Germany by racial foreigners under AfD? I say - let them die, get raped and robbed

Exquisite digits.
Also, 4th for 17%!

She needs a good fucking whipping for dressing like that

well, digits are commanding you to actually breed that hag. gratz

This bitch needs to die in an Allied bombardment on Berlin, as she wished. I'd even load the bombers for that.

No user, she is hot with nice childbearing hips
perfectly normal if one likes to get her pregnant

Start a anonymous discussion on
>diskutiermitmir.de/
to help the AfD for the gerneral election.

If you want to represent the AfD in the discussion:
>be polite
>make factual arguments
>don't give them any red pills that are too hard to swallow

If you want to troll and represent another party write things like:
>RAF did nothing wrong (die linke)
>pedophilia should be legalized (die grünen)
etc.

Make Germany safe again!

I find the relating pic very hard.
Was from a previous thread. Somebody has a better quality source?
I'm pretty sure this could convince some electors.

>20%
>0
>%

Can you feel it?

Checked

I found it on twitter earlier today

mobile.twitter.com/JoeyGerlach/status/909671871439888385

Was somebody from Die Linke bei Hart aber fair?
Did my brain try to protect myself and blur them out of my memory?

what do you expect from a Red government.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-DRRkQjXo

That's why Höcke must stay in Thuringia. He must become PM of Thuringia and throw the commie scum out. There are literally old SED cunts and Antifa sitting in TH parliamant ATM

hart aber fair?

how was it? the same shitshow? habbenings?

Also missed it. Would appreciate a quick summary.

Yes, it will happen. The Gods want it. Nobody can stop us

+++BRECHEND+++

youtube.com/watch?v=QuAsmS2p7l0

+++BRECHEND+++

Höcke will do nicely. Wikipedia says that they wanted to throw him out back in February? If AFD gets power what part of the party will be the most influential i.g. nationalist or eurosceptic?

"settle yourself hans and be quiet, its only smellz"

I liked it. They attacked Weidel pretty lowly at first (as ever) and she struggled a bit, but became better and it went quite well, IMO.

Buckle up mutter ficher

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>its only smellz

Did you really HAVE to remind me of that?
I just sat down to have lunch for christ's sake

pretty hard to keep sane.

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>142023693
No bad

>17
>17%
ITS HAPPENING

ah thanks, retweet it
mh ye its hardcore, normally this is hardcore trigger picture, cut help for german workers, and give it too "new germans". Dunno what is wrong with german society uptoday, i hope there will be a miracle on sunday, but i read everyday the commentsection on fb and newspapers towards afd and co and this leftist stupid scum makes your head explode

I love the AfD for making stuff like that

afd.berlin/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/AfD-Wahlcomic-verkleinert.pdf

>20
>20%
ITS GETTING STRONGER

> Ich bin vegan

meh, i keep it with pick related. it´s also not easy to see what the comic is about, you have to focus a lot
>inb4 i have no concentration
the comic style is meant to be overseeable and not some clusterfuck.
the idea is nice though but the end is cringe
t. meme-feinschmecker

Tanya with lipstick is sexy.

>praising a single god
>when you can praise dozens
LMAO, what a fucking godlet

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Yes, she is ugly, fat and an abomination

->

Good luck Hans you need to beat 13-33% to top us

wtf you should be ashamed of yourself for not having a single Weidel in this bread. Welcome her back after thee struggles of today

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17 / 17 %
20 / 20 %

g- guys?!

Doesn't really matter considering France still has its retarded first-past-the-post system by which the FN barely wins any seats despite being supported by a fifth of Frenchmen.

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For you

>23 %

The CDU voters are retarded as fuck, holy shit.

>both got the digits backwards
You chanted the spell standing on your heads didn't you?

>32
>23

You misspelled 32

>6.000.000%

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Germany will rise again

12% and 23% turned around
>what did he mean by this

>not going for the 51%

PLEBS

*21%

you probably meant to say 99%

>Reminder
The election after this one is in 2021. That's 320 years after Prussia moved it's capital in Berlin.
Number magic:
2+0+2+1=5
3+2+0=5

>not going for 100%

>slightlyworrieddoggos.jpg

yeah, just add salt to my wounds faggot

for you

take my (You)

So that is why so many posts ITT end in 5!

>94%

>pour in a glass of whisky
>Horst BTFOs the Lügenpresse
>it's even the same whisky I have

Rechtsruck, Loide!

Maybe it's a sign that the result will be 15%

Neat.

What did they mean by pic related?

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wtf I will buy a Mövenpick-Eis tomorrow

Can someone shop a Luftwaffe eagle on a Mövenpick thing?

I will believe in 17% till the very end.

you are a big guy

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Lefties on suicide watch

>half German
>half British

Germanglo master race!

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>Hetze
>mfw this happened 2 days ago where I live.

Someone tweet him he doesn't belong in Germany.

We just had a report on your upcoming election and they said having german colours on a campaign poster 4 years ago was unthinkabe
Is it really that bad?

>Rückführungshelfer
I kek'd audibly

Had some anonymous guy who was with the Piratenpartei, didn't say a word, kek. Maybe it's too late, I'll take a look at this again tomorrow, might be a good way to represent the AfD in a better light. Hope you fuckers don't go SIEG HEIL in there, will just rile up and activate people against us.

>Hetzend, verlogen, voller Vorurteile
What about it? What can be seen in the comic has happened exactly like that numerous times.

Their constitution is signed by foreign powers, your included so you tell me

Yes.

You mean I shouldn't say the holocaust is a propaganda to weaken the german nationalism?

>half German
>1/8 Bosnian
>1/8 Greek
>1/8 Armenian
>1/8 Italian
AfD voter master race

Und Du Kanacke gehörst nicht nach Deutschland. :^) Raus mit Dir!

?

Absolutely.
The CDU using black-red-gold in its posters is already nothing but a desperate attempt by Merkel to regain AfD voters without changing any of her anti-German policies.
Four years ago? Forget it, her posters would've been black or orange.

rate my conversation bros

Not exactly. SPD shilled for Schulz the first time he went to Brussels with "Do you want a German to lead the EU? VOTE SPD"

>what we got however is a different story

i falseflaged as cduler wanted to chat with an afdler just for fun. but there aren't any :(

oh jesus, i am going to include you in my prayers

Together we will rule again.

This is very simple. The world is sick. And we are the doctors. The world is anemic. But we are the vitamin. The world is weary. But we are the strength. We are here to make the world healthy once again. With hard work. With honesty. With clarity. With decency. We are the products of loving mothers and brave fathers. We are the embodiment of love and bravery. We are the gift of both God and science. We are the answer to the question. We are the promise delivered to all mankind. For that we raise our hand to one nation. We step to the beat of one drum.

youtube.com/watch?v=zUC5Ej7Jcp4