Atheists actually believe this

>atheists btfo

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why is prayer ineffective?

> leafs actually post this

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Actually in light of recent epigenetic research this isn't that far off in certain cases.

How did you skip third grade user

really bojingled my bojangles

So can giraffes only eat leaves off really tall trees or something?

No one believes that, you fucking dolt. Lamarck's insights came before Darwin and Wolf's publications. That's like, first order evolution theory. Jesus Christ you people...

Kek

That's what happens when you deepthroat too many cocks.

>tree evolves intelligence and learns to speak

I forgot this picture isnt shopped LMAO

fucking kek

This. Anyone else read Evolution 2.0 or any of James Shapiro's stuff? I'd be really curious to see if there are any fresh insights to be gained into evolutionary psychology by smashing the neo-Darwinian orthodoxy.
> atheists actually think that random mutations + time + natural selection = evolution
> Not being aware that adaptive variation + time + natural selection = evolution

no this is what communists believed
See the biology education in the USSR

it's not wrong tho, it's not 'evolution' it's natural selection. babies born with longer necks will have access to more food, they will breed, long neck breeds with long neck , babies have longer necks. you probably want to argue with things like primordial soup turning into humans. no one argues micro evolution (even creationists) macro evolution is where you will want to take your debate. considering your flag you should just kill yourself tho.

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atheists are literally worse than liberals.

yall jubilant catarinas postin in a troll thread

WUZ

this

trees get their water up through capilarity, that and structural dificulties put a physical limit in most situations prevent the retarded argument you just made

SPONGES N SHEEEEIT

>mexican intellectuals

>trees get their water up through capilarity, that and structural dificulties put a physical limit in most situations prevent the retarded argument you just made


So why didn't tree invent water pumps?

Checkmate atheist!

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a no puede ser
salio un nargentino retardado

me estas diciendo que no aceptas la evolucion?

pretty sure tons of people believe that, one of those mass falsehoods like haeckel's embryo drawings, longer necks may just be to get some fug or there was pressure for them to get bigger in general and the neck just worked out that way bbc.com/earth/story/20160629-giraffes-did-not-evolve-long-necks-to-reach-tall-trees

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>elephant poaching rampant
>more elephants are now being born without tusks
>must mean elephants are trying to reduce tusk size to prevent poaching
>not that ones without tusks are surviving longer than ones with

there's some serious evidence for that though, biologically speaking
i don't remember the details but if you were to cut up a giraffe's neck and analyze it, it has some stupid design flaw that is completely pointless and a waste of space, and the only plausible explanation for it is that their necks didn't use to be that long

It would have just died if it couldn't reach and it never would have had children.

>God
>Creates dinosaurs
>Nah this is boring fuck this
>Smashes meteor into world
>Now lets make things that look like me and can easily be influenced by the evil I created but then punish them for it.

its like this:
>food shortages happen thousands of times over millions of years
>each time a decent portion of survivors survive because they have slightly longer necks and can reach slightly more food than there counterparts
>slightly above average necked giraffes mate with other slightly above average necked giraffes
>eventually you get the strange creature that is modern giraffes
Its not that hard. Atheists are still idiots though. Theistic evolution is the true redpill

>Muslim education

The ones with shorter necks are too malnourished while longer necks have the energy to live longer and breed more.

If you don't believe in evolution then you should stop eating food.

They do have more time to breed because poachers hunt the ones with Tusks first so the ones with the genetic abnormality of having shorter Tusks are more and more prevalent.

Why wouldn't the legs grow instead?

this

if there is a god he is evil... and non perfect

because then he created us for the sole purpose of inflating his ego and expecting us to be his willing slaves

fuck him

giraffes also use their necks when competing for mates. Its part of their sexual selection, and sexual selection can be more or less arbitrary compared to actual utility of traits.

Evolution is such a load of kike BS

giraffes do have some long ass legs

monotheism is still just as idiotic

thanks for explaining my post, bong
what would i have done without you

fun fact california redwoods are above this limit but get water from moisture laden sea breeze

> he fell for the dinosaur meme

That gave me a good laugh.

Basically, we're the Sims / Sim City

okapis are a thing you know

So segments of society that do not work and get welfare and excessively breed, are surviving so they produce offspring that do not work and live off welfare.

Is this what the next human evolution looks like?

>not that ones without tusks are surviving longer than ones with

My point is they are surviving longer m8.

more like

>Virgin Giraffe
>Can't reach leaves
>Tries to forage in low bushes
> weak neck swing, other giraffes can't even feel impact
>Get no hot giraffe pussy

>Chad Giraffe
>Neck so long trees cower in fear
>Neck swing can cut wood and break rocks
>Pulls mad giraffe pussy, only the best 10/10 neck thots

I never said there is one god. There is just one creator though.

>why do manlets exist
Atheists btfo

kill yourself, really, I mean it: kill yourself, there is nothing more degenerate in this world than brainwashed sheep like you

holy fuck the necks dont fucking stretch, ones with longer necks survive better to pass on genes
holy fuck also you fags need to stop saying "evolution", it's fucking called the theory of natural selection and i suggest you practice it by hanging yourselves.

That's not how it works, you absolute moron. The neck does not stretch over generations because they stretch their neck, but because their food source requires a longer neck, so those with longer necks are more successful and get to pass their genes on, and eventually what was once a long neck is now the normal neck for the species, then some that are born with longer necks are more successful and on and on.

Also there's no reason that the concept of god and a self-perpetuated earth are mutually exclusive.
A stupid god dreamed up by ignorant savages, sure. THAT might be incompatible with science, but nobody has a monopoly on the concept of god.
Certainly not you and your smelly moon demon.

>9gag
xdddd

Evolution is just trying to make sense of the world in the absence of God. No one ever said it was factual - only that it makes sense given the absence of a creator/designer.

>if there is a god he is evil... and non perfect
Based on the way you are implying what God is, he doesn't have to protect us 24/7 if he didn't want to. Since you are a Mexican, and I'm sure you know what Christianity is. The Christian God allows for bad things things occur so people can improve themselves, or if not, they can choose to do whatever they want. A higher power doesn't have to baby everyone.

Also, one could just argue that laws/systems were set in place that don't require a higher power to actively keep everything up.

actually truth, just less about pussy more about selective advantage

This is a good image thanks for sharing. Evolution requires a large imagination to believe. To play devil's advocate with that example, each base pair doesn't necessarily require a point mutation, sometimes entire genes or segments of a chromosome are replicated. But the point still stands. Unimaginable number of mutations were needed in the correct order to evolve an organism from prokaryotes into eukaryotes into multicellular organisms changing function and form countless times. And I'm not necessarily saying God did it. This could just be a simulation created in it's current state with no real rendering of history.

Prayer isn't wishing
It's communing

I certainly hope not.

how did the ones with the long necks get a long neck in the fist place?

>atheists eternally btfo

my bad m8, i forgot to put my tags up

it would be much more likely that multiple developers were involved in human creation than just one. obviously we could be the TempleOS of creation, but i find it less likely

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Leaves closer to the sun probably taste better or have less bird and monkey shit on them or something

>giraffelets, when will they learn?

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Sure, but think how much time has elapsed for that to happen...

mm all those africans who may or may not be genetically condemned to be stupid

I have talked to them, in general seem reasonable but unfortunately their nations speak other wise, I wish them the best

your argument would be dead if the former turns true

Its an unfortunate fact for people like you that most people that gets ahead in the worst situations are actually rekless souless motherfuckers

I am ok with it... but it rekts the christian argument

That's an interesting theory about the simulation

necklet giraffes got btfo

>ctrl+f "epigenetic"
>1 of 1

the uneducated will say that image is correct
the educated will say it is wrong
the overeducated will say "no, but..."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgenerational_epigenetic_inheritance

It keeps the center of gravity lower making it's body more stable.

In each generation, the longer-necked giraffes have more offpsring than the shorter-necked giraffes because the latter starve to death more often.

Scientists discovered that white Americans have been evolving to have larger heads over the past two centuries:
tntoday.utk.edu/2012/05/30/american-heads-getting-larger/
Why might this happen? Bigger heads contain more brains, which can make more money to feed more kids.

God damn i really do wanna kms for being 5'7

>Lamarck
Any smart atheist should know that Lamarck was a loon and his idea for the evolution of traits was vastly inferior to Darwin's theory.
Lamarck insisted that anything you develop or lose during your life time is passed on to your descendants (i.e. If I cut off my right thumb, my son wont have a right thumb)
Darwin insisted that organisms gradually adapt to their environment and develop traits to accommodate for this adaptation, like the finches of the Galapagos.
But we're talking only the smart atheists would know that, which is .1% of all atheists.

i was going to get it into it but i wasn't sure a bait thread was worth my time, kudos

>brainstorming to improve sex trans operatons.

Huge head high IQ Whitey here

Catch is high intelligence just makes you want to be alone

It's random, just like some humans have longer necks than others. If we humans needed longer necks to survive then we would evolve even longer necks, too.

kek hopefully

in all honestly pol, you need to make a choise

a tranny world
or a muslim world

a choose the first, I like it better

I have a hard time believing any human genetic patterns because even the shittiest of genetics can easily procreate. I doubt the geniuses are the most procreative

The trannies mainly attack themselves.

>doesn't understand that the giraffes with the longest necks were the only ones able to eat in a region with no other real source of food

As it says, that's Lamarck's view. But it is discredited and is not natural selection.

Natural selection merely FAVORS the giraffes with longer necks because that gives them an advantage in getting the calories they need. The giraffe isn't trying to stretch his neck or anything.

Think of it like this. A pesticide kills 99% of insects but that one percent has a genetic anomaly that makes it resistant. What happens if you spray enough of that pesticide? That 1% balloons up to be the new 99%, that's what happens. Now imagine this same concept on all genes over millions of years.

Not that you care, you're likely a dogmatic idiot who starts from your God conclusion and works back.

You might be referencing that humans and giraffes have the same number of vertebrae. ???

You understand that the taller giraffes could eat more than the shorter ones, which would have starved off, right?

hey hablo. it's against the rules to not use english. talk your shit spew to Sup Forums

I see nothing wrong with it

and in my mind fascistic freedom demands a tranny world and to crush the muslim world

of course, unironically christians would disagree

That thing is adorable. What is it and how badly could it fuck me up?

obligame pinche puto

Alright, well, come up with some other explanation. They collected data to show head shape/size is changing. They admit to not knowing exactly why though:
>“The varieties of changes that have swept American life make determining an exact cause an endlessly complicated proposition,” said Lee Jantz. “It likely results from modified growth patterns because of better nutrition, lower infant and maternal mortality, less physical work, and a breakdown of former ethnic barriers to marriage. Which of these is paramount we do not know.”

How will atheists and giraffes ever recover?

It's more like the long neck gene became evolutionarily advantageous because it allowed you better access to food, so it kept being passed on while the shorter neck gene was phased out because those with it couldn't get food.

If youre going to think this shit, why not look into the logic behind the opposing view
>genetic variation
>some giraffes in a generation have a longer neck
>they can reach not only more, but more sustaining vegetation, that doesnt normally get muched on
>those ones get more weighty and larger, therefore looking more attractive to mates, looking for the best genes
Its not like people that believe this havent put any thought into it

ablubbagabambe get that burrito out of your mouth Jorge, can't understand you

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