Was The Serpent the first redpiller in history?

Was The Serpent the first redpiller in history?

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Not the first real one, but certainly the most well-known fairy tale redpiller in history!

>bible meme
?

Nah the story was just invented by women so we don't think they are capable of working and so they can continue to leech of us

No, the first blue-piller. Adam and Eve were god-tier philosophers that got tricked into believing in good and evil by the worlds first jew.

The only sin is Hubris.

PRAISE KEK THE SERPENT WILL BE DEFEATED

THE DEMIURGE IS LOST!

FUCK THE SNAKE

PRAISE KEK!

If The Serpent was redpilled he would have gone straight to Adam.

>redpilling a woman
Naw. Serpent was the first PUA

IT IS TIME TO REDPILL THE WORLD!

PRAISE KEK!

BEGONE!

PRAISE!!!!

>question god
>be kicked out of heaven
>question the holocaust
>be kicked out of earth
>question procreation
>kicked out of hell

>being a christcuck
varg is dissapointed

Eva was black REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Only in the sense that being redpilled is being moral.

>and ye shall be as gods

Serpent: Eve, just let me alone, I am taking a nap here.

Eve: But I really can't decide whether to steal
an apple from God and blame Adam. You know, it's sooo boring here, I want other people around, other dudes, I want more action, explore options!

Serpent: I said I am sleeping here!

Eve: Can I at least blame you when I take the apple?

Serpent: Whatever bitch, as long as you fuck off.

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It is not a question of what or who the first redpilled meme was, but rather what or who is the last...

It is KEK!
KEK is the light, the truth, and the life!

LOL! Guess who the Cultural Marxist Think Tanks go to for social engineering? WOMEN!!

Who did The Serpent approach to Social Engineer Adam? WOMAN!!

Approaching women intentionally with the intention of social engineering IS EXTREMELY BLUE PILL!!

Satan knew he could not persuade Adam because of his toxic masculinity so he approached Even first and persuaded her EMOTIONALLY!!

The forbidden fruit is liberalism.

>making a woman act like a nigger
>redpill
Pick one. Obviously it was a Jew.

The serpent represents the ego so yes

No, Lilith was.

it was the first liberal to poison the mind of a woman

Christianity makes you hate this.
:(

I wonder what it feels like to deepthroat a snake.

>is Satan a good guy
no he is not, for crying out loud, you synagogue of satan could not be more obvious
or is it whore of babylon?
fuckin end times, everything comes to fruition

How do you get men to do something? Make them think they'll get pussy if they do. Of course the serpent went to Eve first.
>Bitches are stupid
>Men are stupid when horny and follow the women

Yes, he made them realize the true nature of G*d, who only wanted brain-dead slaves as worshipers.

if snakes had fur everyone would love them

No
The father of MSM

>infiltrate and subvert

More like the first kike.

Doucher sez wot
Not quite. It's all planned by god. There's an ace story to it.
I can't be arsed telling it, it's not just biblical
Read professor Tolkeins first chapters in Silmarilion

The first autistic screeching in history

It was the ultimate blue pill

the bible said that he was a legless snake

snakes before had legs but they were sinners so they lost them
(better to lose a arm than sin with it)

that means the "snake" was inherently bad.

I believe the "snake" tempted eves apple meaning they actually had sex

she betrayed adam but you cant say that to children so they say "apple"

Not sure how the snake is dropping red pills, it's more of a jew than anything. The story is certainly red pilled though:
>women are untrustworthy, stupid, self absorbed and easily manipulated by evil forces

>naked humans living on God's welfare, doing jackshit, like some kind of niggers
>Snek gives us Knowledge and sets us free

Friendly reminder that Lucifer is /ourguy/.

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>>(Men) are stupid when horny and (follow) the (women)

Tehehe

Tru. Tru

Lucy can fuck off back to hell

Gnostic shill pills.
Have seen a lot of religious threads turn into pro satan moral relativism.

The guy who paints these is such a dickhead.

the countrary,every reptile/dragon/serpent is related to evil things(mad women included)

There are some astoundingly simple minds in this thread.

That is all.

this
the snake is the oldest metaphor for them

y?

You faggots need to learn that the Bible was copied from The Lost Book of Enki.

wouldnt not having kids be going back to God's original plan? When women stop taking the penis snake, then the mistakes eventually fix themselves until the last couple in the world exists, finally in a world of complete understanding once again since they themselves are the final say, be all, end all of everything?

>jewish fairy tale
>redpilled
not even close

No its just corupted us to evil.. manipulator same like today jews.. You now god maked the tree and place it there for a reason, god wants us to eat from it when we will be prepared. You too need to teach kid about gun safety before you hadle him pistol...

>my airport bookstore ancient aliens book is da real troof

>Adam is ejected from paradise because Eve pressured him into eating forbidden fruit

Even from the beginning women have been nothing but trouble.

If it's lost, how the fuck are we supposed to know that?

>red pill
>apples are red
>you eat pills
>you eat apples

The Bible never said it was an apple you doughnut

Xd

Translated from 6000 years old sumerian tablets, it's the memoir of an alien who created humans by combining their DNA with that of the native hominids of this planet. The first hybrid was called Adam!

Read it first before disregarding it.

I want a pet snake now.

Griefer.

There was the Tree Of Knowledge, and Tree Of Life. If Eve had taken from the Tree Of Life, humans would be immortal. But the serpent got her to eat from the Tree Of Knowledge, just so she could INSTANTLY learn how she just fucked up, rather then help her get the immortal cheat, and learn later how she fucked up.

Definitely griefer. Had to get his pay off immediately.

No, the story of Adam and Eve as presented in the Bible is a lie, written by Satanists.

Read it, it's BS.

>unzips pants

Why is knowledge the biggest first sin for christcucks?