Would you date a clock?

Would you date a clock?

best

I'd rather use an calendar for that.

Yes

I'd tick her tock, if you know what I mean
I'd wind her spring, if you catch my drift
I'd show her a good time, if you're picking up what I'm putting down

And so on and so forth

I'd cock a clock

Then how do you check the time?

Do I get to slap her to put her in sleep mode?

Only reason I kept watching. Best mature, foreboding archetype

I'd rather date a paper, instead. At least I don't hate clock anymore, unlike when I watched Season 1, since Miku is shit and worst DAL by a mile.

Origami a shit

no homo?

Is she a digital clock? What functions does she have?

Only if she has a penis

you can set her alarm to wake you up with a blow job

I want to marry her

I'll buy one please.

also forgot about the facesitting and paizuri alarm features

1? I'll take 10. Imagine multiple Kurumi clones sucking you off at the same time.

I'll buy two.

Literally the only good character from date a live, good enough to have more figures of than the other girls.

badam tssh

I'd come on time, if you shiggy my diggy.

I'd gently set her hands to the right place, if you like my shtick
I'd navigate her wild ocean, if you sail with me
I'd sign her astrological points, if you yada yada

Depends. If I refuse, will I still be a live?