Monster Musume

So i heard you guys like monstergirls..

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Best girl

snek should win darlingabowl

>worst girl

No. Horse wins or we riot.

Suu or Harem
No one else is good enough

Horseshitter please go.

Here to redeem a Rx for more cowbell

Every girl kills themselves because they think they're going to lose.
Darling kills himself because the women he loved are dead.
Lala gives them a harem end in the afterlife.

I'll adopt all of them. And there's nothing you can do to stop me

snek isn't worst girl, but even if she was, she would be the most suitable for marriage, other than perhaps horse, but sex with horse might prove difficult

suu is a retard blob mass rapist
papi is a bird brained loli
fish is a ntr fetish royalty
spoder is an emotionally detached dom and best grill
lala is a chu2 immature brat who probably will go somewhere else eventually

Duu not buully the Suu.

Interfere with Suu's plans for a harem at your own peril.

Good news! It's a suppository!

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That was one weird-looking dick.

Just wait till somebody animates the pirate version of this.

I'm pretty sure this was done before, but previous thread's OP pic got me thinking that I must fix Rach somehow.

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Beefy, busty, and broad-hipped bovine babe seeks one woman man of the earth with a big heart and warm hands.
No Welsh.

Lala is the prettiest monmusu!

mero probably is

Nope. Spider holds that title.

Who?

youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

>darling sexes Suu
>Suu transfers love juice to the other girls
>harem achieved

Suu confirmed besto

wait so where is spider's sex hole?

for both darling and suu?

Dude it's a spider.
S P I D E R
P
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Suu is the shadow harem protagonist pulling the strings behind darling, his harem will be her harem.

>it
Rude.

I imagine the blonde one has the green eyes.

that hits way too close to home

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Pure evil

How can other girls even compete with Lala?

Who's the cute boy in the middle?

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me

>Rach has a /fit/ stomach
wew lad

See, the joke works because she's got a lot of booty

>not posting the full version

Kill yourself

See, she would be best girl if this was true, but it's not

Why do you tell people to kill themselves user?

Chunni abuse time?

Because I want Suu all for myself

Which girl would win in a fight?
Spidertits need not apply.

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Suu probably
She just molests everyone at once and then strangles them

Darling already made his decision

spooder wins

Did somebody say legs?

Nah he likes human legs more. Smith confirmed winner.

He has to marry a Mon though. Smith is just a can of coffee disguised as a human

Can of coffee=succubus?

No

Steel or aluminum?

Human=succubus?

Yes.

Tin

Humans will succ on a bus, but are not succubi

Imagine if the blonde one was blind


>tfw you'll be the one helping her
>tfw its a tragi-comic situation where you are her seeing "dog"

How tragic

>you are her seeing "dog"
I want to be her dog in bed too.

Oct = Rachnee > everybody else
This is just fact.

>she has a habit of saying "ara, ara" and being an alcoholic

Your fact is wrong.

>being an alcoholic

that ruined it for me t.bh

>Forgetting about best legs

>2 legs compared to 8
pleb

That's some good melanch-omedy. I'd read it.

Quality over quantity

Why not both?

> 4 Left feet
Rachne confirmed for worst dancer

Her distant and disinterested parents think you're a real seeing eye dog, and will only pay for a tiny one bedroom apartment for the two of you to live in while school is in session.

ESL here

would melanchilic-comedy really be same as tragc-comedy?

I thought melancholic was the same as nostalgia but with depression peppered in?

I think he was using it in the same way but he was turning it into a pun

But user

wait, lily was an alcoholic ?

Best cripple

>She needs little help because of her increased senses she can hear and smell her surrounding with quite some accuracy.
>Combined with her Kobold zeal for life she still drags you around more often than not.
>Still, she loves that you are always there to help. A familiar smell, a welcoming voice, a friendly, reassuring touch.

That make me sad.

She drank whenever she could.

>Miia being flabby

>miia is so big they have to use specialized equipment to weigh her

Yeah, that little green eyed one is a little 'klutzy'. I'm sure she'll grow out of it...

Hundreds of kilograms of fucking muscle.

>tfw she gets lost in the supermarket
>puppy eyes
>whimpers
>tfw she stands dejectedly in a corner until you finds her
>tfw she hugs you tightly, smelling you, and wont let you go

That's a big turd.

Where is this from?

I need to know for reasons

S-Stop it

Oh god, d-did the green one accidentally poke out her eyes and dye her hair?!

No, no no its too horrible, tell me I'm wrong.

Sniffs while crying,'you smell like fish, can we have salmon tonight?

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On the crash course to becoming one given how she goes for a drink whenever she gets the opportunity.

You really like using that word, don't you, spiderfag?

I-I-I didn't ask f-for th-th-these feels...

>tfw when she sleeps she does those running motions
>whimpering "onii-chan, onii-chan"
>tfw it turns out her onii-chan used to torment and beat her up
>tfw it makes sense where she got those cigarette burn marks now
>tfw the only way to comfort her is to hug her tight to your bosom

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I want the older moths, this one is awful.

>Klutzy Polt Pup

A few years later...