SELF IMPROVEMENT - CRO CHAD WAY

> Started to learn new language (muh self improvement)
> 80% of class are females, also female teacher
> 15% shitskins, few muzzlims
> 5% East Europe
> I walk in still BIG LIKE MADAFUCKING MOUNTING right after gym pump (muh self improvement)
> Teacher asks everyone to introduce themselves, name, country, profession, your hobby, fav drink, fav food, etc
> muzzlims try to be PC, state they like rice, have jobs, but I see they are real deal, they can't fool me

> My turn
> I stand up, sun light hits my body and puts females behind me in shadow
> Their naked skin feels cold since I deny them sunlight
> *I say my name and my country of origin, Croatia
> I gain instant attention from every female in the room
> Females start to replay in their mind Chadz from Cro seaside fucking them on the boats, beaches, benches..
> I continue while i notice females start to play with their hair
> *Hobby, Football
> shitskins start to look at each other, feeling the commotion
> *Profession, leader of men
> East Europeans look at White Croat standing tall, they remember story their grandfather told them while they were young, legends about White Croats, legendary warriors and leader of all Slav tribes
> *Hobby, fishing
> All females grab themselves for stomach, massaging their uterus
> I hear their whispers to each other, (I want his baby)
> *Drink, Red wine Plavac Mali
> Females start to unbutton their summer dress, they feel again that summer fever in their loins, they can't sit calm in their chairs, they move their little asses back and forth, you hear that sound when wet skin rubs against wooden chair, I see they are on edge, I decided to go for it
> *Fav Food, Pig-s Heads on a stick
> muzzies snap, has spazams, foam on their mouth, East Europian Bros jump them, head lock them
> Females go fucking insane, they get naked, start rubbing each other, place table in middle of the room, two german blondes lay on it
> they beg for Cro Chad to split their pussy like young apple

BRAMPFFFFT

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this may legitimately be the worst post I have ever seen on all of Sup Forums

fuck dude, why can't I be a Croat?

Almost everyone on this board is a loser.

hello newfriend, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

> I pull out KURCINU and i split them like Slovenian splits dinner bill with his wife
> Other females form the line, waiting their turn
> muzzies cant take this oppression anymore
> suddenly place fucking explodes, everyone fucking dies
> I walk out unharmed, dick hard
> BBC comes, i take EU flag to cover my KURAC
> I do salut on live TV
> grandma calls me say she is proud

>then i hit enter and allowed the world to experience yet again my perfect smile
*rolls tear*

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Some of the betas here could learn much from you and your ways, CroChad

>ireland trying to shit up this quality thread

Begone!

Nice fanfiction, can you make another one featuring pickle rick?

*BBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
*DDDDDDRRRRRUUUUUUMMMPPPFFF*
*SSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRR*

DRRRUUMMMMMMPPPFFFFFFF

Most of us don't try to hide it either

*inhales deeply*

Have you been eating eggs my love?

You have to go back

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CROAT MORTY!!!
I'M USTASHA RIIIIICK!!!

maybe the best post of all time

Fucking kek

>>>>normiebook comment section

lmao

I think theres something wrong with the balkans, including the northern limits up to slovenia.
I think they might be mentally challenged. Or maybe theres something in the air. Yeah, it might be it.

CroChad:
>Backstabs SerbVirgin after he was forgiven for genociding over 600.000 SerbVirgins
>Was never Muslim, Turk slayer.
>Destroyer of SerbVirgin Communist shithole
>Eats SerbVirgins for breakfast and forces them to convert to one true Roman Catholic Church
>Cucks SerbVirgin by taking all the sea coast
>Best bro with Germany and Poland
>Based Alpha Nazis
>Hot women
>Good at football, humiliates SerbVirgins every time they play in front of the whole world.

SerbVirgin:
>Can't fight for shit, was always a loser in every war he fought against his neigbhors
>TURKED.COM, more than 60% of his population are Muslim Elliot Rodgers and want him dead even though they're same genetics.
>Former Commie shithole, has lesbian prime minister and gay president.
>Shivers when CroChad kills his whole family, is part of some Eastern Heretic Cult.
>Is landlocked.
>Best bros with Pay Denbts and Russian Mongols, all three are cucked by Muslims and Europe.
>Former Commie shitheads.
>All women are gypsies and ugly as fuck, would not touch with a 10 feet pole.
>Sucks in every sport, always gets mad when he losses.

Strašno...

>White Croat
>White
>Croat

This. Balkan niggers deserve genocide

> *Profession, leader of men
So you are unemployed.

This picture made my horny and expect more pics like this but no one post more. Why??

>and i split them like Slovenian splits dinner bill with his wife
GOOOALLLLLL!

top jej. how will Serbs ever recover from this??

nice larp you got there ivan, why don't you bring it over to the Welthauptstadt Germania

Im not

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Croatian = whigger

H-h-hate *buuurrrrpp* symbol rick !

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I'd take middle, for the team.

Southern Poland is the ancestral homeland of Croats before they migrated to modern day Croatia.
Some Croats stayed.
The ones that stayed are called ''White Croats'' while the ones that migrated to modern day Croatia are called ''Red Croats''

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1 2 3 in that order

for fuck sake

10/10, I'm glad some still remember the old ways. Would read again.

You have to eat all the eggs.

every single one of those dudes has a massive cock.

tako treba brate

They need a big black cock to satisfy them

said the fucking gypsy

>average state of mind in croatia

I desperately need sauce. Reverse image searching led me nowhere.

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SIG i got a problem
i want to fuck my step cousin
her parents are very protective and im sure my uncle will try to murder me if i do fuck her
she seems to want the D
idk what to do
she is
>pettite bodie (im 1.93m she is 1.65)
>about to get her bachelors
>i can cope with her bullshit (the kind of stupid shit she likes, its tolerable)
>she seems to want the D
>today she got nervous when her mother told her to show me her pics of when they where on the beach (she wearing a bikini)
>she used to have great boobs but now she is more skinny (still got decent boobs for being so small
>im positive i could make her get a thicc ass if i train her at the gym
>does not do drugs or drinks, only had 1 bf before this.
we are totally not blood related.
is it degeneracy?

what to do?

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>> *I say my name and my country of origin, Croatia
>> I gain instant attention from every female in the room

>this is what CroRATS actually believe

lmao

that's djvu flag

SNIFFF

its probably fine. Youre not blood related so whats the big issue

This better be archived. One of the funniest pastas I have read in many a moon.

LMAO. Croats love feeling the scrotum slap their perineum

>split them like Slovenian splits dinner bill with his wife

You're a loser and a fucking liar.

I'm definitely a winner.

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Go! Get some! Attaboy