Explain this, araragi household

explain this, araragi household.

yes

what is there to explain?

explain this

The fact that he isn't tapping it.

not like he didn't try.

Explanation: This is a cute butt

I agree, user. Karen is the clearly more deserving sister.

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Monkeys eat Bats as part of their hunting but there has been found a causal link between Monkeys eating Bats and getting diseases from them.

Sexual butts are great, but cute butts are the best.

how about cute midriffs as opposed to sexual midriffs?

He's not even getting between the cheeks
What kind of onii chan are you if you can't even clean your imouto properly?

He cleans that part with his dick.

I've never really thought about it. What are the characteristics of each? How much overlap is there? I'm a leg/thigh man so this is outside of my usual area of expertise. I have selected one here that seems to me it could go either way.

Totally not a haram guys

This. I love big tits with cute butts. It's the best combination.

But cute butts are sexual?

Post some examples or I won't believe you.

Well, I think that these butts are cute. But they also give me an erection and an urge to bury my face in them.

Implying chaika's butt is not sexual as fuck

No straight males like amazonesses with masculine body.
But I guess straight is not really Sup Forums's thing.

Not haram.

Are you saying that eating out a bat may prove detrimental to my health?

Those are good choices, I would say. They're adorable and petite, but still nice and round. You really want to gently cuddle and rub your face against them, but the way they stick their butts out like that, plus those pantylines means that they absolutely need to be fucked pretty good as well.
Alternatively, almost any slutty loli semen demon possesses a butt that is cute like the rest of her body, but also very sexual by default.

oh shit karen what are you doing?
that is not an appropriate pose to strike in front of your brother!

Right, what kind of homo would ever be attracted to something like this? Surely only a gay person.

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I want to worship all the butts, be they cute or sexy. I want them on my face so I can enjoy the taste and the smell of those yummy buttholes.

Not necessarily completely gay, but certainly getting close.

It is unbelievably sexual, thanks to based ATK. That we live in an era where tiny little adorable princesses like Chaika can have big fat asses built for extended pounding is more than enough reason to stay alive.

>with masculine body
Karen doesn't have a masculine body though, she's just tall

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>this is close to gay
Something went very wrong at some point.

And muscular. Quite masculine, even if not completely.

Now THAT picture you just posted is not just close to gay, but is outright a guy for what it's worth.

Your loss, buddy.

I'm more of an Elf guy, but I can't deny this.

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Last I checked gyno tits were saggy and not perky and stood up like that. Also, masculine hips don't make those curves. Nice try, kiddo, I give you a D+ for Biology.

>talking shit about Aisha
Leave and never return, newfag.

I wasn't talking about the character, but that specific art of her, which is basically a male body.

>Karen

Come on guys, you can come out of the closet; if you're attracted to "women" that muscular, the case is pretty clear.

And I told you why it's not a male body. You suck at biology. Just because she's ripped as fuck doesn't mean it's male.

>He doesn't like both men and women

>i like those girls that can kick my ass.

>mfw there are faggots on Sup Forums right now who don't like fit women

If you want me to post more fit girls you can just ask.

The irony.
Sure thing, Mr Closethomo.

Fit women are the best. Especially for femdom.

Good talk, kid.

>Donning a Dortmund uni as opposed to Bayern
>Implying Dortmund has cute butts

She's pretty ripped in the show too, you'd know that if you watched it, but you didn't because you are twelve.

fuck I mean Tsukihi
you look so similar

Both are cute and best.

They both love their older brother. Just in a more expressive way.

I wish they would animate porn of this series just once. Just cut out the shitty dialogue and get to the fucking. I would spend money on this pornography for the first and last time in my life, I swear to God.

>Get a lot of money
>Pay them to make porn
>I doubt they would make porn of monogatari but who knows.

>I doubt they would make porn of monogatari but who knows.
Shaft practically has been for years.

Just have all the girls have a fucking lesbian orgy. I'd cum fucking buckets to that

Sure, but they wont admit that they actually PURE porn of the series.

I wonder how much it would cost for 22 minutes of animation from Shaft?

Expensive as hell of fucking course.

I prefer "Title: To Catch a Predator"

What is this trying to convey?

100k?

Getting extra clean.

The legendary Pink Cobra.

A nice older brother makes sure his sister's hygiene is well maintained.
What's there to explain?

well user, i can't tell since i don't know a thing about the animation industry, but you have consider that they will use the Rights of a popular franchise in japan.

No, that hand belongs to a high school girl showering with another girl.

There is an official animation of Araragi fucking Nadeko. Don't have it saved sadly.

If you're desperate, look up Bakemonogatari: Iromono Go.

Good enough!

Butts are inherently both cute and sexual user.

She's not muscular at all.
She just has relatively low BF%

The OP is from tsuki, not neko shiro.

Your lack of gataributt is disgraceful.

Do people actually praise Monogatari for good writing without any irony because this is borderline sickening shit

>implying cute buts and good writing are mutually exclusive

You're the first faggot who brings that up. fuck off

animation is meh but the crab va sounds exactly like chiwa

I never got the meaning of this joke.

Does Sup Forums knows ? ?

If you don't know the joke after watching Monogatari this long then sorry to tell you but you're fucked.
It's a joke he's made multiple times over his works. Even Medaka Box references it.

No one has ever done that ever.

Cathedrals aren't houses.

They are God's houses.

>10 pack abs

This family ain't right

Do you guys like fit girls in /ss/?

/ss/ is boring, but i think you got the wrong thread.

This thread is about butts user.

how come?

Dunno, something about these siblings feels off

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So what are the odds of Mama and Papa Araragi being siblings?

I'm not sure what the problem could be.
We all know Araragi is not a siscon so that can't be it.

We need to see if he have an ahoge too first.

>not a siscon

What are you saying user?
Araragi clearly said he has no attraction to his sisters.
Are you saying he's some kind of liar?

He also said he wasn't a little girl lover