I'm bother that this show has barely any fanservice in it

I'm bother that this show has barely any fanservice in it.

Not a lot of girls have big tits, so isn't really up Japan's sleeves.

>big tits aren't up Japan's sleeves

Read again please.
Not a girls have big tits = not up Japan's sleeves.
Meaning: big tits = up to Japan's sleeves.
Small tits aren't.

is that supposed to be a bad thing

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Not enough big tits so no fanservice.
Clear enough?

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Welcome to the club

I don't need fanservice, I'm already in love with my Captain