Trump declared war on 3 countries today at the UN

Donald Trump today declared war on 3 countries. Iran, North Korea and Venezuela every able bodied man over the age of 15 is being called up for military service with a choice of which theater you go to. Where will you go faggot?

Relax snowflakes.

Only need 2 men to turn the launch keys in a missile silo

North Korea. My uncles and Grandfather all fought there and I'd like to continue the tradition.

good. draft us and let's do this. this whole generation is pussy shit and a good world war could straighten things out.

I'd fight Venezuela because I'd get to shoot spics and it's not like we are going to face a real military.

>commies and sandniggers
Good. Kill them all.

He certainly walks around well for a fat bitch with heel spurs

Glad I am a medfag.

Deferment here I come!

I'm hoping Venezuela

Venezuela. It is a beautiful country. I imagine the fighting would be fun too.

>legally allowed to help cleanse the world of subhuman scum
feelsgoodman

He kicked more Commie ass in that speech than the entirety of the cold war.

Venezuela for some of dat ass

chopping my dick off and sending it to each country

aren't these countries the few without a rothschild central bank?

Got a source for that pal?

I can't get drafted because I have bone spurs in my footsies but thankfully it doesn't effect my golf game AT ALL

...of fighting for jews.

Iran, I'll desert once I get there and get myself a cute Persian waifu and warry her.

Foolproof

Korea. Getting dibs on all that gook pussy.

>Where will you go faggot?
Join in the faction against Iran then join the Iranian forces exposing our secrets to the Iranian government in order for a place in power.

North Korea, Iran and Venezuela would just be nuked.

good.
commies and muzzies get BTFO

Korea was actually one of very few Jewish wars.

That, and there hasn't been a draft since 1973.

Stop LARPing, this isn't 1939, if there's a war it'll be over in a matter of days, do you think that Russia and China would miss this opportunity?

It will be either a diplomatic stalemate or full blown total destruction

Secret Nazi base, Anartarctica.

Don't bother defending yourselves, Nazi scum...

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Imagine, Korean War, Vietnam War... Now listen and really take in how fucking gorgeous this sounds.
The Venezuelan War
Let's get drafting boys, time to make Uncle Sam proud