Is everything just a joke to you guys??

RAAF Williamtown, we have been ordered to prepare to fly out to the Korean Peninsula within the month.

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Don't talk about this on Sup Forums until it's over.

Trumps UN speech was the final warning to prepare general public.

>ordered to prepare to fly out to the korean peninsula within the month
the fuck is ausfailia gonna do?
drink the norks under the table?

Word around base is that the internet will be one of many infrastructures that will br destroyed indefinitely.

about fucking time u end this shit show burgers

Fuck off LARPing faggot.

You're probably a security guard working the boom gate.

Just call them cunts when you get there. That should take care of everything.

My rank is not relevant, the info i have is

give proof faggot

The whole base?

I REALLY hope we don't go to war.

worldwide ?what do u mean?

Yeah, maybe if you're some dumbfuck talking about current military activity like an absolute dumbass that doesn't realise literally everyone is monitoring Sup Forums for threads on this.

>hurr it r Sup Forums hu cares?
People who think it might save or help kill lives.

And yes, I know there's movement soon. I'm smart enough not to talk about it because I'm not a dumb fuck.
>just a joke to you guys
Clearly fucking not, we just don't talk about this because it scares the fuck out of some of us.

All of no. 78

yeah mate, they cut the ground tethers and descend to 30,000 feet, then they activate the base blimp system and start waving their hands to go forward

have you never heard about our base relocation capability? i thought you americans were the masters of logistics

There is no one, i repeat NO one on my entire base scared of whats coming. Wr train 15 hrs a day for this.

>The Royal Australian Air Force's No 78 Wing conducts operational training (ground and air) on the F/A-18B Hornet and Hawk at Nos 76 and 79 Squadrons and No 2 Operational Conversion Unit.
oh no it's the end of the world

fuck off poof

I just assumed you did like we did and had a permanent underclass of enlisted personnel who carried the base around like Xerxes throne in 300.

>i thought you americans were the masters of logistics


Dude, we just buy a bunch of shit and throw at the problem.

>permanent underclass of enlisted personnel who carried the base around like Xerxes throne in 300
that's a rather rude term to use for the navy

how could you speak about your marines like that?

I'm sure all the Hornet bases have standby orders to head for SK if it's starting.

You think we wont need huge protection back home? Its WW3, chinese gold backed oil futures contract in yuan denomination is the main reason.

>bantz 9000
Also fuck the navy. Except the submarines.

We havent been on this level of alert since i joined 14yrs ago.

>stumble into world war
>need more pilots
>LET'S SEND OUR ENTIRE FIGHTER TRAINING SQUADRON TO FUCKING SOUTH KOREA TO GET BOMBED AND SHOT DOWN
wow dude are you like a general in the raaf or something

>Also fuck the navy.
i'm pretty sure that they have that covered

the official term of address for the navy is fuckface. we don't have a high opinion of them
>coast guard master race

I think he might mean at his base.

I have a close friend that's deployed and I hear things from him, I don't serve myself, but I strongly suspect it's not a good idea discussing this here. Also, the whole "one last party" thing he's got planned makes me think it's serious.

Yeah, but I'm a regular here and make sure to post in every geopolitics thread. Trust me, ((they)) do not like us discussing what we discuss so openly and so well archived. If your phone randomly can't even reach the mobile network, chances are you're being told to shut the fuck up.

This scares us, I know literally nothing scares army people literally no exceptions (except drug tests?).

and paternity tests. Speaking of, are aussie depndapotomi a thing?

whats bad about it?everything will be leveled,you'll have easy walkthrough with s.k.a

Genuine No. 78 is not publicly disclosed to my knowledge.

Sounds legit.

>coast guard master race
the what?

Don't go to SK this week

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Coast_Guard
The best branch hands down.
>no OCONUS deployments
>guaranteed coast base
>only the smartest cunts join
>get all the bennies from regular AD but more like being civilian

Internet cables will be cut prior to shtf, everyone should know that already.

SK will be relatively fine, Mattis hinted this already yesterday.

At least the northern part
Got a buddy of mine in the army of SK over there

I was in the marines, left a few widows in Iraq.

Besides, this sounds like an air operation. I doubt the norks can put up a fight. Have yall trained for Chinese warfare? Anyway, I have faith in you guys. Got drunk with a few ausies back in the day so know you guys can scrap.

>2016
no fucking way

We have heard Japan being nuked is almost certain but hopefully not.

Certainly enough seamen onboard to go around

So they're gonna make even more anime then?

huh? that link doesn't work.

>I was in the marines
i'm sorry for your service.

>Have yall trained for Chinese warfare?
have you trained for avoiding freighters?

If they exist probably, its their way of showing resilience.

by who ?chinks?this is starting to sound like larp

My good airman, do not fear. Nuclear powers do not confront each other in such a way. They are probably going to contest each other in small third party wars.

Just signed on for repairing helicopters.
T. Fag who didn't want to get sunk by chinksonic ASM's

>"WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TOTALLY DESTROY NORTH KOREA"

YOUR COMING WITH, STRAYA

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT NORKS GOT NOTHING

ITS JUST FOR SHOW ANYWAY SO IT DOESN'T SEEM UNILATERAL, AMERICA WILL DO EVERYTHING AS USUAL

NK is able, they have chinese warheads now.

odd.
www dot uscg dot mil/
try that one.
Not actually coast guard just a salty medic that I could have been a puddle pirate. live that shit up user.

you're a shit soldier for spilling the beans.

We have trained much more in recent months because North Korea is much, much more poweful than our generals had us aware about up til March.

OCONUS? i know coastguard sometimes leaves our shores to do disaster relief and anti-piracy/smuggling operations with allied governments

marines' strategy: if we yell louder than the army, we win more.

Everyone knows its coming already, unless youre under the age of 12. Frankly, its too late.

will usa use this new bad boy to clear out bunker rats like kimi ?:)
youtube.com/watch?v=jOKf5r_JMAo

> Is everything just a joke to you guys??
The only things that I take seriously is my parents, a few close friends and money.
Aside from that, yeah, everything is a joke.

And is even funnier because you guys will fight WWIII while I masturbate to Full HD SFM porn.

Proof?

The kinetic rods are the first choice of the pentagon.

intuition

>Is everything just a joke to you guys??
I didn't know they let canon fodder browse reddit

Watch Trumps UN speech and his body language, the final war seed has been planted deep into world conciousness.

I will die fighting, what have you done besides browse reddit?

still doesn't work. is this some navy joke?