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>Maria strengthens to a category 5 hurricane
>165 mph, movement NW at 10 mph
>Dominica was hit last night, no pictures out as of Tuesday morning
>Models could show both hurricanes Jose and Maria to meet at one point
>Hispanola and Puerto Rico should be wrapping up preparations
>SC and NC should start preparing
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tight sexy little eye
And everything under the sun is in tune,
and the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
Any PR anons going to be streaming for us?
I just got home, did we flip our shit about the 12z Euro and 18z GFS yet?
San Juan coast reporting in
whats maria's projected path as of right now.
>when the funktop shows green
dont hit tampa
Keep 'em coming faggot
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Seconded
How are things over there? Las Piedras is still calm.
your wish is my command
PUERTO RICO BTFO!
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>and the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
that was cool.
West coast is really calm, pretty pleasant weather
I think Maria is the next Long Island "Express"
Eye is in the PR radar
so its ether going out to sea or its gonna fuck up the east coast
yikes
gg puerto rico
Eye will pass over San Juan if it continues the trend,
>eyeball replacement cycle possible during landfall
NO DON'T DO IT MARIA
Poor Saint Croix. I've spent a fair amount of time on the island. It is truly beautiful. Maybe this will wipe out the aids.
Canovanas already lost power
Hit Philly do it you bitch
Nothing yet. Just some on and off wind.
I really wish there was some way for Latin beauty Maria To caress and suck my dick. That tight little eye and sexy muscular rain bands would be ecstatic!
It's sad to think that many of our PR bros on here will die.
What is wrong with Carolina?
Yep. 4 scenarios can play out, two of them becoming increasingly unlikely
>1
Jose goes out to sea, creating a weakness in the atlantic ridge that leads Maria out to sea as well
>2
Jose retrogrades towards New Jersey/DELMARVA coast. A Fujiwara effect occurs acting as a slingshot for Maria to go out to sea
>3
Jose retrogrades so far that it goes over land, around DELMARVA. A Fujiwara effect occurs guiding Maria into the Mid Atlantic coast
>4
Jose retrogrades off the coast of Southern New England and acts as a blocking force, guiding Maria up the coast as a western trough acts to capture/guide her up the coast
>5 Jose goes out to sea so fast that the Atlantic ridge rebuilds and Maria goes into the East Coast somewhere
1 and 5 looking quite unlikely at the moment. Thinking we get #2 but if we see the Euro and GFS do what they did today, I'll change my mind
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Storm Surge is really starting to hit now
Puertorican engineering at its finest
If "Fucking Peoples Lives" user is reading this-I forgot to tell you, the threatening to go to the PSC works only if there is vegetative contact in powerlines. If its just a tree your concerned about falling that isnt touching anything, they'll make a call whether to remove it for you. But you said "they would fine me" if you trimmed it yourself, so I'm guessing its contacting something. You'll be fine trimming it if its just in the lower black lines, just keep yourself and equipment 10' away from upper silver and/or twisted line(s).
This is why Maria is killing us all
So they basically put what amounts to a parachute on a tree.
>but if we see the Euro and GFS do what they did today, I'll change my mind
what happened today ive been out of the loop.
Keep these coming
Eh its a nothing burger everyone go get some burgers
Can confirm Barbuda has absolutely 0 reported cases of Aids post Irma. Possible Maria can do the same thing for Saint Croix.
>Jose to Maria
hmmm sep 23 is coming
>Eye is now looking like it's heading for San Juan
>mfw Carolinafag
Fuck this gay Earth.
Euro had Jose retrograde so far over land it guided Maria up the coast towards NYC
GFS had Jose move so slowly that it allowed the ridge to build to Jose's East and Maria had nowhere to go but up the coast towards NYC
Two solutions, same result.
Bayamon here. Miraculously we still have power
At least there are plenty of strong structures there. If St Croix gets a good cleansing I'm definitely moving there.
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Educated people buy salchichas Libby's and Armour.
>Maria up the coast towards NYC
shit
A door closes, a window opens.
Are you in the spot near the airport called Pontezuela? Pls report I have a house there.
lol at least they are optimistic.
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Make sure you stock up on water anons
I'm in Los Angeles. Can see the airport from my house.
Solid choices, you need more though
>had a house there.
>vienna sausages
that's not fit for human consumption.
I barely got any water because of fuckers like this
/PuertoRicofag/ here. I'm staying and will be live streaming the storm starting in a couple hours. Pic related is my backyard.
You stocked up at CVS. Lol. Not a bad choice as most people think of that last.
>4,422 in shelters
>population of 3 million
Jesus Puerto Rico y'all are nuts just riding this out in your homes.
Wasn't this the Florida Keys?
When Econo ran out of Carmela
Still accepting PR maids, sissies are OK too.
I don't believe you but if that is your pic, I like your cordylines.
Is that a tidal estuary? Because I have some bad news for you.
Those chairs
I'll probably end up hosting a late night comfy hurricane stream once this baby starts making landfall.
After all these years it still amazes me how many times Sup Forums has given me the opportunity to witness someone die in a livestream.
>milk in a can
explain yourselves
Most homes are pretty safe, the construction laws here are made to withstand hurricanes and earthquakes
Reddit's hurricane thread rules
>live streaming
i think you mean dead streaming.
that entire island ill be destroyed by tomorrow afternoon, user.
at least you died knowing it was the jews.
Most of our homes are made for this.
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> youtube.com
> She moves like she don't care
> Smooth as silk, cool as air
> Ooh it makes you wanna cry
> She doesn't know your name
> And your heart beats like a subway train
> Ooh it makes you wanna die
> Maria, you've gotta see her
> Go insane and out of your mind
> Latina, Ave Maria
> A million and one candle lights
Your communication towers are only built to withstand winds of 165 MPH. This hurricane has sustained surface winds of at least 175 MPH.
>Turquoise Maria eyewall
T-that's a new color...
rolling for jax
Shrimp believes in us! We will get out of this... somehow!
I hope y'all have ways to stay comfy/calm.
Low energy lefty shit. As expected.
>Willingly living on islands populated with wooden shacks despite being hit by devastating hurricanes every year
Profound. Amazing.
Noted. It was covering the black communication lines whole (which it ripped out) and it was inches away from the electric wires on top. Trimming company came in and cut the whole thing down today. Probably going to replace it with a slash pine or something more native.
Hope your day has been well.
A concrete house is not a metal 100-foot talk communications tower on top of a mountain where this winds are gonna be
that's evaporated milk.
it's used in cooking.
>NO FUN ALLOWED ZONE
Jesus they have more sticks up their butt than accuweather forums
Usually its only people that live in shitty wood homes or in flood-prone areas that head for shelters.
Concrete homes are fairly common here, especially in the metro area.
how do you cook it without power?
Where have we gone after our chan died? Any chats or streams up?
>posting plebbit shit on Sup Forums
go back.
They don't even think someone could possibly be cheering on the hurricane to become as powerful and destructive as possible
You're not a PR fag, that was from a Keys fag before Irma. is correct.
Fire.
Nah that pic was posted before during Irma from a guy claiming he was in the Keys.
Don't worry you'll be drowning in water soon enough
Its raining horizontally in culebra
Gas stoves, nugga.
We've got two of them in our home, along with the electric one.
>knew irma was threatening
>it didn't hit
>you didnt take the time to resupply after thatone
Are you really that helpless you worthless nigger? In Irma I spent the entire week cooking over a campfire without needing to touch the propane (gotta use all the branches sonehow). Fire + pots/pans/foil=water purification and cooking.
how fast does the wind have to blow to make it rain in reverse?
I still like those cordylines. I rescued a sad looking one at a garden nursery near me. It was being fed with tap water, and they're sensitive to the level of magnesium in the tap water here (Connecticut). I brought him home with me and have been feeding him delicious spring water. I don't think he likes being this far north but at least it's better than being abused at a nursery.