See this on your chair, what do?

See this on your chair, what do?

That's not my chair.

That's not my chair either.

i wish that was my chair

Make her get up so I can sit down. Then tell her she can sit on my lap. Blog about it on Sup Forums.

I want to ______ Rin

tell her to put a shirt on and bugger off so i can start shitposting.

turn 360 degrees and run away

2d in the 3d universe has been tainted by our stain
take her out back and put her down, it's for the best

Tell her to get a cloth to the wipe my chair off her disgusting bodily fluid.

Nothing, because she's not in the chair, because she's not real

One of my old chairs looked like that - two chairs ago.

Cry because it's not one of the several dozen better idols.

Those side ties are too tempting not to go for

I need this blank filled in

Slap and spit on

Probably ask who the hell she is and how did she get into my house...

Find a better im@s


Cinderella Girls ended for me when Kaede didn't join the group

>3dpd girls are trying to compete with this


How can they even win?

That actually does look like my chair. I'd sit on her lap and hope she gets an erection. I want to feel her penis touching me.

I don't own a chair like that

Jesus christ this is some autism.

I wish I was that chair.

Make her take responsibility.

That chair is an eyesore.

I never understood the
>3D=bad
thing

Its look like my chair, but i will freakout seeing someone broke in my house

>Oh shit, its kicking

Throw away because it's not waifu

Kill yourself and you'll find out.

You seem upset, but not reasonable.

Reproduce her

>liking best girl is autism


How can you be so wrong

Is she going to send that pic to me?

Sort of looks like my chair

Actually looks like my chair.
Spread her legs, hope for girlcock. If futanari = yes, mucho sexo ensues.

Dick diamonds. Moar pics of sexy chair plox.

...

Get the fuck off, I don't want to typeset on the floor.

Find my real chair

I wish I had a chair like that. It would be so comfortable.

I may tell myself,
this is not my beautiful chair!
And I may tell myself,
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

What's so special about Rin?

POST YOUR CHAIRS
CHAIRS OF Sup Forums RIGHT HERE

Fuck off and die.

U first ;P

My chair litteraly looks like something out of a junkyard. I wish I had a chair this good.

Me too.

Honestly? Freak out about the strange mostly naked intruder in my room, then grab some weapon and demand an exploitation. I am NOT going to be turned into a human skin coat by some crazy chick, dammit!

I'm sure she'd be happy to exploit you.

>sideways shit from retarded phoneposter
>armrests are wrong

>demand an exploitation
That Freudian slip. Oh you'll be exploited alright.

Fuck you you short haired little try lookin at me like that holding that leash I'll shove it through your nose out of your mouth and use you as a portable carry bag.
Fucking stupid kids

Kick her in the stomach until she writhe to the ground and sit in my chair.

Ask her to leave since she's not my waifu.

Shut the fuck up.

You little crud, your face is at the right height to suck my balls off while standing.

Dump her out of my chair and proceed to play video games and watch anime.

>mini bikinis
>bottom stretched up instead laying snugly on her hips

Disgusting.

That's some health

But if it's not stretched how will it cut deeply into her buttcrack?

This is only good if they're funny, some rewrites have nothing to do with the content but they're hilarious.
Most are just fucking junk though.

tell her im not into cp

Wrong thread, but yeah. I love that Strayan rewrite to hell, but this gallery was just embarrassing.

Who the fuck doesn't like cheese pizza? Get out, lactose intolerant pleb.

Why? What will you do with the copy?

wonder why she isn't sitting on me instead

Nice bump faggot.

>implying I have chairs

Tell her to get off my milkcrate.

I don't have that kind of chair. I'd still fuck her though

breed with

Tell her to put her clothes back on because I don't lust after little girls

Strike up a conversation, find out what's going on.
Possibly invite her to stay.

Nothing personell, girl.

Be glad that my current chair has been replaced, it's like sitting on a pile of rags and loose springs.

get bullied by

Sunday trip to the aquarium, cafe, and amusement park.

'get out of my spaht. bubzingba'

So on an unrelated note, maybe, does anyone know where I can buy such a chair? Looks pretty comfortable.

nice try Aizen

>armrests aren't padded
>armrests don't swivel
As if I would have such a pleb chair.

It's a combination of Sup Forums trying to roleplay the whole dedicated anime nerd that rejects all real life women for idealized perfect drawn ones thing and idiots just looking for a new thing to start shit over. It's also really fucking stupid and I just laugh at the people that pull the whole "You can't do that!" thing on this "issue"

Tell her to go on a diet, she needs to lose about 10 pounds.

Fuck off skeleton.

Sadly I can never pop a boner.

pump it full of my mexican semen.