COLBERT BTFO

COLBERT BTFO

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I wonder if Colbert is aware of what he's become

A dancing propaganda puppet for a media that thinks its a government entity?

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You mean people are tired of cheesy, over the top political grand standing? How can this be?

He's completely aware and loves it.

The Left is a religion. White privilege, slavery, and global warming are its original sin. Race mixing and driving a Volt are indulgences. Films like 'mother!' are its morality plays. And people like Stephen Colbert are its priests.

I think he reeeally hate doing what he do but the shekels surely are tasty's.

of course he is. but he/they don't care. they think they're infallible and untouchable. that kind of blatant arrogance comes with authority, and let's be real. the left is the system, the man now.

As another user pointed out, he must have some serious fucking skeletons in the closet for them to use him as a literal puppet over the last year.

The #1 rated late night TV show host? I'm fairly certain his bank account is well aware of what he's become.

DRUMPHY TOOK MY SCOOOOOPS!!!

>Films like 'mother!' are its morality plays.

Holy shit I read that book in college. I didn't even get it. It was just gross.

These are getting kind of scary guys.

Aww..poor widdle twumpy never got an emmy

DRUMPF

>The #1 rated late night TV show host?


too bad people aren't buying into mr. #1 rated late night TV show host's propaganda. he may be rich, but only an audience of pupeteered cucks can laugh at his, for instance, poor impression of the don. day in, day out.

Money is meaningless when you are just another shitty pop 'comic'.

I need a wallpaper of this.

what would be really scary is if colbert dies tomorrow in some freak accident, live, or while recording

i will make a thread looking for you if it happens

His job is to get ratings. He's getting the most in late night. Not sure why you think he should change.

Hello m'edgelord

>money money money
Here's the bugman in his natural habitat

Being number 1 when viewers are reaching record lows isn't something to be proud of. It's like being the smartest retard

Um, that's all he is, and he's the best at it per the ratings. So I don't think he gives a fuck.

who the fuck watches award shows?

Yet, he's still #1. Soooooooooooooooooooooo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert's_AmeriCone_Dream

LOL

move those goalposts, shitbird

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>get ratings

too bad all the their ratings combined (colbert/maher/noah/bee/oliver) fall miserably short as soon as some (((distiguished professor))) comes out and says: there are 56 genders. or: whites are the problem. for instance.

>what he's become
Well he started as a caricature of a rightwing nutjob, which made sense for the Bush era and the predominance of tradtional Christian values. Now he pretends to be a caricature of a leftwing nutjob.

Is this english?

He's a comedian, his job is to get ratings. He does the best in his time slot. Yet Sup Forums cries about him for some fucking reason.

>Now he pretends to be a caricature of a leftwing nutjob.
But not ironically

also you will never get Trump to say nice things about you on Twitter

F2PBPs

Who or what is a TV Desu?

DROGALD CLUMPP LOOK WHAT I'VE BECOME.. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.

his anti-bush shit was actually funny. his anti-trump shit is just pathetic and desperate.

>serious fucking skeletons in the closet
>image related

Colbert is the whitest person alive. His "comedy" is abhorrent

>He's a comedian

nope. he's a political activist playing comedian. just like those (((distinguished professors))) i mentioned earlier.

it is a government entity. CIA jiggers are in all media

Colbert is constantly BTFO by half the nation. More tham half because tv is dying.

Of course he's got skeletons. Drugs, dead hookers, little kids, take your pick.

HAHAHAHAHA GLORPMFGH DOESNT DESERV 2 SCOOPS!!!!!

He let the cat out of the bag that he's a pretentious prick, though, so no one believes he's pretending

- /pol isn't crying about him. They keep advertising their shit here and everyone shut posts for the lack of happenings.
- if I were a betting man, I'd say the ratings are rigged. I mean, should be easier to do than every fucking presidential election surveys.
p.s. Special fuck you to YouTube pushing this shit into me with no account, cleaned cookies, etc

>tfw I've witnessed the entire evolution of the TWO SCOOPS meme

Only nazis and no humored retards don't find colbert funny

Don't do it.... He'll fucking do it if you tease him about it.

>anno 2017
>watching TV

TV is a dying medium only for old people and those that like live sports
once live sports goes online TV is gone
I look forward to the day when the broadcast bands are sold off

I'm gonna go ahead and say it's the best meme of all time

He's making an ass of himself. At first I thought,'yeah, he's obsessed with Trump, but his show is about politics so I guess that makes sense', then I realized he isn't even doing his Comedy Central show anymore, he's doing all this MUH BLUUUMPFFF 2 SKOOPS after taking over for David fucking Letterman! Yeah, they've always had a few president jokes on those late night talk shows, but Christ, who would want to watch the same thing every single night like that?

>thinks ratings mean something

no

No one apparently.

being funny and being right (and funny) are two different things. the latter always wins. the left knew that once, but now they're the man they used to fight, so ha-ha-hardy-har (pic related). we the edgy, cool, funny and right underground now, user. that's why they're going ape shit over a cartoon frog. we're stealing their children from them.

He's about as funny as a dead Jew.

tfw you eat 2 scoops

Stfu nutjob

Colbert is literally a pedophile.

Kek this

I can't wait until I'm old and one of these pops up so I can say, "Gather around my virtual fire, children, so I can tell you a tale..."

>ironically believing in pizza gate
Back to first grade with you

checked. also seriously this. i remember hearing something about his sister back before the pizzagate shit turned reptilian-tier

Ratings based on (((polls)))

Fucking Drumpf. Lying again? It got 11.4 million, WAY more than last year.

No faggot, Carson was #1.

>he doesn't know
Oh, you're about to eat a lot of crow, leaf. A lot of crow.
foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/september2014/F-2012-21691WEP/DOC_0C05602802/C05602802.pdf
when you open the link? Search pizza. Ctrl+f if you are ignorant of those things. Prepare to shit bricks faggot.

Honest question, why do you represent Colbert as a raging liberal college type when he's more of a smug quipping asshole type?

He almost always makes some stupid reference to Putin and Trump having sex and then winks and nudges at the camera.

I've never seen him that mad. Honest question.

jokes

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kek

BE CAREFUL

He'll end up getting an Emmy for his next SOTU.

Downhill since Strangers with Candy.

Don't worry. Stephen just zinged Drumph right back!
TWO ROCKET MEN!

why does he even have to respond? He's just giving them more fodder.


Best thing to do is ignore them and let them die on their own.

I didn't ask for an honest question sandwich, you moronic fuck!

I don't what he's trying to say. Was this a slight at someone?

how are the ratings of his show? is he doing better than letterman? i hope they fire him

zero proof
ZERO PROOF
zero evidence
ZERO EVIDENCE

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way better now that he bashes trump all of the time, they almost canned him before the election since his numbers were extremely bad.

Trump has saved his job. Colbert owes him alot, which is why he pays homage to him every night. libtards just can't get enough.

I don't think it be like it do

so numb?

>Trump has saved his job.
yea this
colbert might be getting good ratings, same as cnn claimed they were getting good ratings, but he is not changing minds, only people who agree with him watch that show
just keep not watching him, its sweet to see the emmys crash in ratings

This is why I can never get mad at Trump. He's such a lovable asshole.

Leave it to Colbert to ruin something. Trump calls Kim Jong Rocket Man, reference his missile testing and the Elton John song. Belittle him in an amusing way. We all have a good chuckle.

Colbert makes a whole album of titles for Elton John Parodies that are insults at Donald Trump. Not good insults, just stock leftist insults.

Wow you really zinged him....This is try-hard tier.

#1 late night tv show host whose show gets less views than fucking jontron videos.

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He's ratings are like half of what Letterman's were.

They have him on tape fucking some kid, no doubt in my mind.

Remember when he and john Stewart were going to run for president but never had the balls to go through with it?

>Wow you really zinged him....This is try-hard tier.
I didn't even vote for Trump and used to watch Colbert Report all the time.

Even I cannot sanction this buffoonery.

I honestly feel a bit embarrassed and ashamed that I used to be a Stephen Colbert fan.

I mean I wasn't a hardcore libtard or anything but I still thought the Colbert Report was funny. Now he's just a propaganda spewing shill with 0 comedy attached to it, he's weak as fuck now.

He's close with Pedosta

Just wait until he gets a second term


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