*calls your phone*
*calls your phone*
Dylan Young
Jace James
*sages your thread*
Zachary Gonzalez
It's done.
Isaac Scott
...
Lucas Rogers
Fpbp
Robert Jackson
*shit my pants*
Brayden Mitchell
who is he?
Thomas Cruz
THE PHONE CALL THAT ENDED NORTH KOREA
Ayden Bennett
Your physics papers are uninspired pleb
Brayden Rodriguez
He needs a quick rundown!
Eli Brooks
redpill me on this creature
>sage because first post did
Gavin Allen
Someone put a Bogdanoff in Jackson's portrait.
John Ortiz
...
Samuel Morris
I u-understand. I'll depart for Fort Bogdanoff immediately.
Gavin Jackson
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Justin Fisher
ohh interesting....but WHO is he?
Levi Diaz
On it
Jayden Hernandez
As if denying the call were an option.
Kayden Scott
im all ears
Oliver Gomez
...
Austin Walker
PRESIDENT BOGDANOFF.
Jayden Sanders
...
Easton Ortiz
can someone shop the photo of that polish lady and her mongrel child onto the painting
Alexander Fisher
I only answer numbers I'm expecting, sorry.
It's my protocol.
Asher Allen
You deserve another (you) for making me chuckle.
Aaron Walker
Bogs automatically become number one on your speed dial and contact list. All necessary info is force downloaded onto your phone before the first ring.
Carson Nelson
>No service
>Get a call from the Bogs anyway
Adam Jones
>200 IQ
Not aware of any living person testing that high
Ryan Gutierrez
A person with that high of an IQ wouldn't let themselves be known to the world.
Eli Price
Who is he Sup Forums? Who is this man that has the Bogdanoffs at his command?
Blake Jenkins
a dead man. that's who
Jayden Russell
fpbp
Sage goes in all fields.
Oliver Brooks
...
Blake Ortiz
Bogdanoffs do not require a network to make contact
Kayden Brown
...
Eli Myers
ftfy
Daniel Scott
...
Henry Reed
...
Camden Bell
Yes milord? I am at the ready. Point me at your enemies and the memes shall fall.
Jack Wood
...
Jace Harris
Comes up *suspected scam*
Blake Hall
Yes my lord?
Connor Lopez
Bob Page bows to bogdanovs
Owen Hernandez
beggar is gay