Anyone else here a /sleeper agent/?

Anyone else here a /sleeper agent/?

I'm a right-wing libertarian who is heavily involved in the Melbourne art scene. I help put on feminist and queer art and music shows. I've also helped organised meets for antifa and have connections inside the socialist collective, the international socialists and many other communist, socialist and anarchist groups. I am collecting information about these people and generally just enjoy subverting them. I've got lots of stories and would be happy to answer any questions if you have any.

>trusting that youre not just another larper
Anything about SSM being a starting point - what the agreed end goal is?

Someone in another thread asked me for a story so i will post one.

>Be me
>Helping to organize feminist art show
>Get some female bands to play, and some female artists to put work in the gallery
>Girl who is in the gallery asks if her friend can do some poetry, I say sure as long as she keeps it under 3 minutes
>Be the night of the show, tiny bar is filled with 200 people or so.
>I'm upstairs in the gallery making sure everything is going as planned.
>People are walking around the gallery and i'm checking my phone
>Suddenly a smell hits my nose, its digusting, like putrid rotting flesh.
>a land whale has entered the building, she looks as disgusting as she smells,
>crooked teeth, gross fringe that all feminists seem to have, a dress that looks more like a moo moo
>she waddles over to me and says she is a friend of "b" and she's meant to be doing poetry
>Her breathe smells like garbage and I try and stop myself from gagging
>tell her to go on in 10 minutes and perform before the bands
>She starts trying to chat with me about the gig and asking me what I do, and tries to flirt with me in the least obvious way possible (laughing at whatever I say, touching my arms, biting her disgusting lips that are painted up in disgusting lipstick that makes it look like a baboons arse)
>I try and tell her I am busy but she wont leave
>She continues talking and just starts talking about herself, telling me about her politics, and then just starts talking about her mental illness and how she was RAPED
>I'm confused as shit because I've just met this person and she's treating me like a psychologist or some shit
>I brush off everything she's said and tell her I have to go do some shit in the back of the bar
>She walks away and I finally can breathe again

will continue

I used to be involved with leftism, so I'm sure I could become a sleeper agent if I wanted to, but I despise the left so much at this point that I just never want to be around them ever again.

Keep it going. I was in the other thread. This shit is gold.

There's no agreed end goal persay, but most people in these queer groups see it as a stepping stone to push more "queer friendly" policies. Seeing as how a lot of these people brush of pedophilia inside their groups, they may begin campaigning more for the acceptance of "pedosexuality" as just another form of sexuality like homosexuality.

I have more to say on this but will come back to it after I finish the story Im green texting.

Go on

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cont

>Its time for the ham planet to perform
>she waddles up the stairs onto the stage and I watch from the back
>She's brought a scale onto the stage
>I'm confused about what she's planning but I'm drunk and dont think to ask because I feel like something entertaining is about to happen
>She's huffing and puffing into the microphone
>She introduced herself through wheezing
>She pulls out what looks like a grease stained piece of paper and says she'll be performing a piece of SLAM POETRY
>thiswillbegood.mpeg
>She begins huffing and starts her poem, a lot of what she says I cant understand
>The crowd is clearly feeling very awkward
>Her poem is about skinny girl privilege, how fat is beautiful, basically just a piece about fat acceptance
>She starts huffing and screaming and crying about the patriarchy making her feel ugly because she's curvy, how she's upset men look at other women in the street but not her, how she's upset with herself that she wants to be objectified
>This goes on for 6 minutes, twice as long as I told her she could go for, I didnt notice as her huffing and puffing made her whole body jiggle and I was slightly hypnotized and perplexed about how someone could be so fucking fat and jiggly and still be alive
>It starts to come to an end and she picks up the scales and begins breaking them on the stage, stomping on them and in the middle of all of this she slips and falls off the stage shaking the room with her 300 pound body
>I try to contain my laughter
>Everyone seems awkward but they still clap because they need to virtue signal
>Woman waddles off and the bands start setting up to play
>Later in the evening she waddles up to me, clearly drunk as she avoids falling over
>*wheeze* "so user" *she gasps for air* "What did you think of my poem" *wheeze*
>Tell her I thought it was okay, trying not to engage her or encourage her to stick around
>"HAHAHAHA user YOU'RE TOO KIND"
>she starts touching my arm again

How many active Antifa/communist groups are there in Australia? You don't have to give a specific number but from what I've seen I assumed there were very few.

Go on?

cont

>I pull out my phone and hope that she'll think im busy and just leave me alone
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING user? TEXTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND?"
>Tell her I dont have a girlfriend, i'm just texting my friend
>"OH REALLY user???? IS THAT SOO ;))))"
>She moves closer too me
>The stench is over powering, it smells like the distilled sweat of a homeless man. Her breathe smells like she's been huffing jenkem.
>Tell her I am going to go to the bathroom because I need to get away.
>I go to the bathrooms and start taking a leak
>The doors dont lock properly on the stall I'm using
>The door swings open behind me and I fucking yell at whoever is opening it that the stall is occupied and quickly try and zip up my pants
>I turn around to see the fat cunt standing there
>I havent fully zipped up my pants because I'm drunk and she reaches for my dick
>It's all a blur and Im trying to figure out whats going on, she grabs my dick and I shove her back and scream at her "what the fuck do you think you're doing you nasty fat cunt"
>"But user I thought maybe I could give you a little treat since you let me perform"
>She tries to reach for my crouch and I shove her back AGAIN
>"Playing hard to get HAHAHA ;)))"
>Tell her if she touches me again I will call the cops
>"but pleease user, I want to"
>She leans in again and tries to kiss me this time
>I hit her square in the jaw and she stumbles back and then vomits on the floor and herself
>I start calling her every thing my mind can think off
>Scream at her about how she's a fat disgusting slob and call her a cunt about 8 times
>She starts screaming and bursts into tears and runs out, stumbling from the hit and because she's pissed out of her brains
>A guy comes out of the stall next to me and asks what happened, I tell him and he says he can't believe she just did that, he tells me I should call the police
>I go down stairs with him to call the cops and the fat cunt is down there telling everyone I cornered her and tried to rape her

Lmao , were the all girl bands any good? Astre wacertre

this. right there with you

There aren't that many, its much more decentralized than in other countries. They is basically a group for every major university campus, the groups will usually contain 10-20 people and the antifa meets i've been a part of have involved those smaller groups coming together with people from other communities such as socialist, communist and anarchist groups.

These groups usually have a lot of cross over in terms of members, there are defacto leaders who are basically the most involved and have been their the longest and sit at the top of the social hierarchy of this network.

Usually when the Marxist conference happens in Melbourne there will be a few meet ups at a few choice bars, they also happen during the radical ideas conference and other similar events.

Oh man I was just about to go to bed. I gotta hear read the rest of this.

How dies it end?

How do you tolerate these cunts? I can't stand hanging around the ones at uni let alone outside uni

Holy fuck, this is why I have sealed myself indoors in my liberal fat-accepting polyamourous pedotown
>I have encountered more than my fair share of stinky hams and have been dissed by too many QTs in college to ever go outside
I'm not even fat or bad looking, I just don't wanna even breathe the same air as these npcs

Top kek

what'd you subvert lately?

Go on, how does it end?

I gotta go to work but need to know how this ends. Hurry up mate.

FUCK I"M ALMOST DONE!!! AHHH FINISH THE STORY OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD...... ahhh nevermind.

BUMP

Yeah. Decked the shit out of a close assosciate too at a reclaim rally while wearing a balaclava. I think it's highlighting some sociopathic tendencies though so i'm probably gonna take a step back and just report shit to cops.

Please, OP. the numerals god wants you to complete the tale

Come on, OP.

>they may begin campaigning more for the acceptance of "pedosexuality" as just another form of sexuality like homosexuality.

I have a friend who is a State Supreme Court justice. He said as soon as Obama made gay marriage legal in all 50 states, cases that aim to make pedosexuality as well as inter-species marriage began making their way to his desk. These people are absolutely fucked in the head.

Well, it's said that once you accept one of them the rest will demand to be accepted too.

>Guy is on the phone to the cops while I go down stairs
>All these people are still screaming at me, someone throws a glass at me and the guy who was in the stall next to me come from down stairs and steps in front and tells everyone to stop yelling
>He begins telling them what he heard and saw
>The fat land whale says he's lying and I yell out that there is security footage of outside the bathroom, they can see her follow me into the mens bathrooms.
>Fat cunt realizes she's fucked and tried to leave and I yell for the security to grab her
>The guy we had on security is 400 pound Maori body builder, he steps in front of the door and the fat cunt starts trying to push past him
>She realizes she can't leave and I tell her the fucking cops are coming and she starts babbling and crying and saying a bunch of incoherent shit
>Some people are still angry at me and are shouting and screaming
>Others who know me and are trying to defend me
>A bunch of people don't give a shit and are very confused
>The guy who owns the bar checks the footage and the cops show up
>Cops get everyone to calm down and check the footage, and see her follow me into the bathroom.
>Everyone calms down and the show ends early, cops take some statements and put the fat cunt under arrest why everything is worked out
>Tell them I want to press charges and the police tell me they will have to anyway because she attacked the bouncer
>Find out this isn't the first time she's done something like this from someone after the art gig, apparently she's attacked other men before
>She's found guilty on one count of indecent assault, and one count of battery because she attacked the bouncer
>On the criminal charges she's given an Intensive corrections order for both charges along with two years community service and she was order to pay a fine of 150'000
>on top of that she's ordered to pay my legal fees, 200'000 in compensation
>I'm still angry because its a very light sentence

I've infiltrated several Antifa groups and am building detailed profiles on all of them.

This. Expecting it not to escalate is insanity.
>give them an inch they take a mile
is very real.

I'm salty as fuck to this day that she didnt get a harsher sentence, if she were a guy she'd served a 3 year term in jail at least. Complete bull shit.

I live in a leftist dominated town in Northern NSW and I feel like this every day...

>I'm telling a bunch of NEETs on Sup Forums about it because I'm too chickshit to voice my own opinion about something
Yeah you're sure showing them.

200k Australian?

Checked

Also, Brisbane has an AFA chapter. Not sure what the difference is between them and Antifa. I see their graffiti in city quite a bit.

The girl bands were mostly crappy with a few exceptions, 99% of it is unoriginal garbage, same with the art in the gallery desu

I encourage people in the antifa groups to radicalize and be more violent. I collect lots of information from them and tip off local police. I've done my best to try and get a lot of these people arrested. I knew some who were pedos and tipped off the police, I knew some who were planning on building bombs and I again tipped off the police. I've convinced them that someone other than me was the person tipping off the police and gotten them to beat the shit out of a fellow member then called the cops on all of them.

Good job, however maybe just reporting shit to the cops is a better idea.

DELET THIS

Do you report anonymously, or are you a friend of the police now?

What if you had them kill another member? Just s hypothetical question throwing it out there, not a direct suggestion.

no Deutche Marks

How do you do it for so long without wanting to rip your hair out? Are you a sociopath? What is your background

INFILTRATE THEM

This is way more fun, plus I'm making money so I'm not really concerned.

yes

I report anonymously but I always submit it with a digital signature so they know I'm the same person who's submitted before.

I could probably get them to do that

Some of these people are actually pretty nice and aren't all unbearable. I've also found that a lot of people are low key redpilled but their social circle consists of all these SJW types so they just act like them as a way to fit in because if they voice dissenting opinions they will be ostracized or may face a physical danger if they're involved in more radical groups.

I might be a sociopath but Im not sure. My background is mostly in business, I just have a lot of friends who are artists and my mum was heavily involved in melbounres art scene as well as the international art scene (she puts on shows all over the world and often has her work displayed) My dad was heavily involved in Australias music industry between the late 60s until the late 80s and his band played with bands like midnight oil and ACDC. My brother is a DJ and an event organizer and plays in clubs all over the world.

I just picked up a lot of skills from them and had the business knowledge, art knowledge, and social connections to make shit happen so I did.

I got into the art and music scene when I was 16 and a lefty anarchist, I've stayed in the industry but over time have turned right wing.

Just be careful, do not report them without solid evidence and try to not be caught, IF they have at least a neuron they would try to give you wrong info to see if you are the mole.

>I encourage people in the antifa groups to radicalize and be more violent
Duh, this is how you spot the cop.

the thing about this is that you're not the only self-styled infiltrator there, and another gent just like yourself has dox on YOU. in general this antifa infiltrating larp is at best fruitless and at worst exposing you to the same fate as your would-be marks.

I've been involved for so long that no one suspects me as the mole. They always think it's new members.

as long as you dont do anything illegal yourself you're usually fine. Most people won't go through the effort to infiltrate these groups and its not easy either, the only reason I've been able to do it is because of my past involvement and the social circles I run in.

Agreed, just follow your way, they will notice if you change your actions too harshly. The best way to fool those around you is that you need to look empatic, they will trust you and lower their guard around you, this way they will never doubt that you are one of them.

I'd buy you a beer when I'm back in Melbourne.

Sleeper here.

I go to gay bath houses to see what those faggots are planning.

sage goes in the options field. This post is just larping, kys nigger

>I've convinced them that someone other than me was the person tipping off the police and gotten them to beat the shit out of a fellow member then called the cops on all of them.
BWAHAHAHA
do beat the jew one must become the jew

When in Rome do as the Romans do?
maybe you are just secretly enjoying it.