The ultimate redpill: Living innawoods

Thoughts?
I cant be the only one, I'd gladly choose a life like this.

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You urbanites dont even know how to build a log cabin

>tfw i've built log cabins when i did construction
you'd be surprised how fucking solid those things really are.

You Finnish autists don't even know how to make friends.

Reality check: you're too stupid to do it though.

You would have to know how to grow your own food (unless a grocery store is within driving distance), how to maintain a well, how to perform upkeep on the cabin, how to keep the cabin a comfortable temperature, how to live without electricity, etc etc.

I doubt anyone here has the knowledge to do that. Most of you are pimply-popping teenagers or early 20-something. You guys are dumb as fuck. That's why I don't take anything said here seriously.

I'm talking with spotty-faced teenagers.

Are you ready to treat appendicitis during snowstorm?

Wow you are a fag. If you do know all the great skills to survive outside the governments all seeing why wouldn't you teach people especially young people (wouldn't you want minons that you have created in your image). Instead you are chimping out.

Get a load of this Jeremiah Johnson over here.

That guy was hardcore.

> tfw land is expensive, and land patents don't work the way they used to.
I fear I must dream until I die.

>If you do know all the great skills to survive outside the governments all seeing why wouldn't you teach people especially young people

I couldn't do it either, faggot.

Live without electricity? Yeah fuckin' right. I love the internet LOOOOOL.

How will you watch game of thrones though? And there's not even any coffee stands in the woods. I don't want to drive 50 miles just to get to walmart. And there are bears and shit in the woods.

Better off to live in a rural area, onafarm

Too many bigfoots, swampsquatches, and spoopy forest critters.

Nah. Media has scared danes away from log cabins but only associating them with horror movies. We're subversivedly forced to stay on the socialist grid.

Nahm land some distance away from the city is cheap as fuck

If you don't know how to do any of those things you just listed, then you're a woman.

Your thinking is fucked up. It's lacking nuance. You can live totally off the land but there's a spectrum of independence. Most people who live "innawoods" will take yearly or monthly trips to civilization to get the good that they just can't produce for themselves. I lived in a very rural area and the people still had to have some contact with the outside world for food/medicine/tools.

You can live in an isolated area but it's not like you're in Antarctica.

That's even worse than being a rural retard. That's like being too retarded to even live in a village.
And you have to be pretty retarded to willingly live in a village.

Yes. Too bad (((they))) are trying to make it a meme so that you won't actually be removed from their degenerate society and will still be mind controlled

Then conquer land. Worst they can do is kill you.

Tbh cities are the worst though, they're always full of marxist and muslims.

This would be nice to do, but the problem is that you can find some cheap land that might even have a house on it already out innawoods, but then there's no jobs out there.

>acting like you didn't just inherit your cabin from grandpa genghis

Thought the same lol

With my gay pol bf

that's why we all live in login cabinets alone you fucker

Yeah, the idea being that you work innasuburb until you can afford land and then retire innawoods. And you're supposed raise children who then repeat the cycle

>login cabinets

I unironically grew up innawoods.
It's neat, and definitely more comforting to the soul than living anywhere else. I live innacity now, but if I don't get back to the woods every weekend I get super stressed out. It's very easy to die if you don't know what you're doing.

>marxist and muslims.
>this is somehow bad
You know what is bad?
>MUH FREE MARKET WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING
>MUH ARBITRARILY DETERMINED GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WAVE THE SAME FLAG MATTERS MORE THAN JUSTICE
>MY RELIGION IS BETTER THAN YOUR RELIGION
>MUH ARBITRARILY DETERMINED AMOUNT OF MELANIN MATTERS MORE THAN JUSTICE
I could go on.

In short, you are retarded.

It's easy to die innacity too but you're 5 minutes away from the hospital.

only copenhagen.
And even copenhagen is decent compared to big german citys.

Im at the westcoast of the Jütland atleast once a year and its ALWAYS perfectly fine.

Aren't you supposed to be rioting? Soros isn't paying you to jerk yourself off

I've been learning the finnish way of doing it for the past few years. very interesting and surprisingly simple. I hope to build one in northern canada someday.

>this is somehow bad
>somehow
do you even watch the news? have you ever even read history? it's almost like you're somehow retarded.

It's not the same innawoods though. Things like cutting down the wrong tree will fuck your life up. You need to be totally aware of what you're doing at all times, down to the smallest thing. Food, water, heat and hygiene products need to be accounted for weeks/months in advance.

>live in wood hut in middle of nowhere
>can't shitpost on /pol anymore

oh the agony...

>America in current year
>thinking you'll ever be able to retire
kek

Internet is possible innawoods with solar panels and good cell coverage.

>spoopy forest critters.
Innawoods checking in. Can confirm. I have 40 acres - plenty of weird stuff caught on trailcam

You aren't going to retire putting money into a (((401(k)))) or on your (((pension))), retiring innawoods is the only way. Plus you get to survive the economic collapse. If you stopped thinking about retiring as a condo and hookers you wouldn't be pessimistic about it

Congratulations on your 10/10 shitpost.

No, you are somehow retarded if you think that the news or establishment historians would tell you the truth about the organizations that the elites (that own the news) can't control. And Marxist and Islamic organizations are among those.

fucking coward.

if pussy ass men like you are what's left of my sex then we deserve to be annihilated.

when backed into a corner an animal either fights or flies

and since i don't have any wings let's do this!

...

life goal. i just need perimeter mines for niggers.

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Especially near tourist areas like northern Wisconsin - lots of cell coverage everywhere

>reddit spacing
>fights or flies
>wings
c'mon, you can do better than this.

Cabinshit is /out/ and not political. GTFO to /diy/, /out/ etc.

OPs idiot fantasy isn't political.

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Get to it then.

If you live very far innawoods like I once did you can get shitty satellite internet as well.

>Too many bigotfoots, swampsnatches, and forest cunters.

Why are these so comfy?

Tell me more innawoodsChan, what's the spoopiest?

Interesting fact:

The first log cabins built in North America dates back to Finnish and Swedish settlers of New Sweden in the 1600's.

I doubt you have any clue how to survive inna woods larper. Stop dreaming and go live.

>being this autistic

chicken/egg problem desu

>you'd be surprised how fucking solid those things really are.

It make sense when you consider the walls are whole logs and not plywood held up by frame.

Really. Pure fantasy. I bet the OP never heard of chiggers, tics, or mosquitos. Fucking woods can be savage.

cityfag go
Most posters in this thread are probably /midwest/ and have scandi genes. forest creatures know when the storm is coming

Nothing supernatural but things like wolves chasing deer, huge ass badgers and shit that you don't want to fuck with. If you've ever seen a wolf in the wild it's pretty spoopy, it's almost like a ghost looking at you.

Thats our plan, my husband and I will be able to afford to set ourselves up within a year.

If you plan to go innawoods, make sure you are familiar with the techniques and tools to build one.

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i go backpacking in november, going to spend lots of time in the woods, up mountains etc
building a cabin takes a serious amount of work and skill, and no short amount of dedication
by travelling and staying with people i'll eventually learn those skills, like how to forage food and survive outdoors
i've got a 4 season hammock set up, cost a far bit for everything (down jacket, down sleeping bag etc) but not a massive amount, maybe £1,000 tops for everything - that's a months work easy
it's not hard at all to begin the process, and there's of info all over the internet easy to find that'll show you how to start
a cabin is stationary, and you'd probably fuck up somewhere along the way, it makes more sense to have something simpler and more dynamic until you're settled in where you want to be and how you're going to get there

>gay marriage

I mean, sure. If good internet is a thing.

Lel cuck

if a wolf is following you in the woods what do?

Jutland has Aarhus and Aalborg which are almost in as bad a condition as Copenhagen. Sounds more like you live in a village.

It really depends on the area that you're in. In the western states there's less rain and less mosquitos and chiggers aren't much of an issue.

Of course its a gay marriage, after all there is no such thing as a "women" online.

It's my dream and what I am aiming for.

Although not like in OP picture, you won't be able to grow shit deep in the forest like that.

I have 72 acres of riverfront forest in Washington. I also get 100mbs fiber internet with unlimited bandwidth for 30 bucks a month.

Here is my house. It's 75 years old now, made of thick solid timber, and is tough as nails.

Not an argument.

Get a few solar panels you fag

>be retired spoopy
>buy run down farm w/cabin, inb4 hilly
>unfuck everything with own hands
>get minimum 4 year reprieve, thanks Donald
>0% of GDP to ((()))
>trade $5k taxes on 1/8 acre for $800 total taxes for 150acres
>metal fab, welding & wood shop
>gas, bio & solar generators
>spoopy sensors inna trees, under rocks
>cellular intrawebs
>Stan level cave system on land
>dynamic shooting range, open all the time
>have 2 defense sector businesses you run with yer Spoopy friends from innawoods

Feels good

Grow the fuck up. A half dozen mosquito bites a night is normal. Ticks happen, don't be a moron and brush your hair down to the scalp every night.

better to take care of that before you go into the wild

i think deep down most men want that. Few do it. I try in a different way.

i have thought about it, would be lovely. Sadly, one cannot live peacefully in a forest around here. Too many mosquitos, snakes and spiders.

Do not carry a rifle when you go out in the woods at night? What if you ran into a bear?

>Ultimate redpill
>Run away from the Jews
>Let the Jews control all of the loci of power
>Cuck yourself out of representation

The problem is that there are massive fires in all the places someone would bug out too, every summer now

This is the biggest red pill of all.

Living off grid with todays technology is easy. Their toilets that dont need water, solar panels , and high tech batteries. You can run a refirdgerator from propane and grow your own garden. Take a bicycle into town every few days to get whatever supplies you need and enjoy living for less than 200 dollars a month after your initial costs.

Hell go to some coffee house during the day if you need internet then take your bike back to your lovely cabin.

Kill it. Wolves, bears and mountain lions should always be killed (or tracked and killed later if the situation is unsafe) if encountered.

Nice!

>permethrin

There is a war going outside user we can't have you hiding in the woods. Deserting is völkermord.

They don't follow you, you'll rarely encounter one but they'll just stare at you and decide to leave after too long. But on the off chance it comes at you, you just shoot it.

Any animal that gets too curious about you in the wild is spoopy, most just run away. Like coyotes, bears, etc. Watch out for elk though, those are mean fuckers and you'll be pissing in your pants when they grunt at you

72 acres in washington? You lucky bastard.

GL living "comfy" in a mudhut like that in nordic winters

What part of Washington? Need a roommate?

Can i come over for a playdate?

>I want to leave society behind
>BUT I STILL WANT GROCERIES AND INTERNET AND RUNNING WATER AND ELECTRICITY AND FRIENDSHIP AND ALCOHOL AND AND AND AND
Get fucked you stupid millennials Jesus Christ

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About an hour north of Spokane, on the pend oreille river.

Back in the 20's the property belonged to first generation German immigrants. One day the lady of the house went into town and left on the wood stove. Their homestead burned to the ground. They were so sad about what had happened and desperate to but a new home that my grandparents were able to buy the whole property on a high school teachers salary.

>MUH ARBITRARILY DETERMINED GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WAVE THE SAME FLAG MATTERS MORE THAN JUSTICE
>pretending culture doesn't matter