Why does she poop like that?

Why does she poop like that?

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its faster

FUCK YOU LYNN

Maybe her butt hurts?

Kyon-kun Toire

i assume shes just adapting from the custom

maybe because it's a public toilet? and the seats are disgusting?

the lid is down

I'm only passing on a message from Lynn-sama.

Open it at your risk.

that's actually the proper way to shit, sitting normallly on the toilet blocks your sphincter muscles

the more you know

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Has anyone used one of these? It looks awkward, but I'm a Yankee so I'm biased.

This. If you squat while pooping it's healthier for you, your sphincters aren't stressed, you can expel more feces as it narrows your can straighten your rectosigmoid junction. Try it OP and you'll never want to poop in any different position.

You have to remove your pants completely to do this though.

I know cause I used to do it as a child.

It's all around unsanitary no matter if you're at home(unless you're smart about it) or in a public restroom.

It's okay if you wear a diaper. You can squat and poop anywhere and nobody can stop you.

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Distending anus.

Like clockwork.

i just squat on my normal toilet

much easier/faster

Fuck all that. I'd just stand over it and hope for the best. My knees would explode if I ever tried to squat.

Are you slav?

It's not too bad. Getting the poop stains off is the real trouble.

at that point you really need to get a little /fit/, user

At lest you would be a cool kid.

This way your post to do it.

She can't afford a Squatty Potty

Actually it seems she's not using the toilet, she's merely squatting over it. Notice that the toilet seat cover is down and that her panties aren't down.

Hello Holmes-kun. What are you doing in 2016?

Holmes-kun?

You're a smart guy.

Would you die if I took away your deduction?

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Maybe her butt hurts?

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No way, people here use western toilets normally. Or so I wan to say, but my idiot cousin squats on toilets. I keep telling him that someday a toilet's gonna crack, he will fall and cut himself with shards but he's like "nah bro, it's so much easier to shit like that for me, the poops just fly right out". But then again, he's afraid to stand next to a working microwave oven to not get irradiated.

Ever used a village style "wooden box over a hole in the ground" toilet? Pretty much the same. Or just imagine pooping in the woods.

Superior loli version.

Okamoto you bastard
How is she supposed to have kids now?

>Murakami love big breasts.
>He reunited with "True" Neko. And their feelings are mutual.
>Kazumi stuck with little girl body. Even more unappealing to Murakami. Can't have kid with him either. Beyond hopeless.

I feel nothing but pity to her.

sidemouth literally ruining anime

toilet lid is closed btw

I always poop squatting on the toilet. It's easier if you take your pants off but I do it with pants on no problem at public toilets. The only real problem for me is the splash from being a little higher up. You either have to throw in toilet paper to absorb the impact, flush while pooping or aim for the side which will leave skid marks.

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fucking this

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If you use your hands to support yourself on the seat it won't crack. If you try to squat without distributing the weight evenly throughout the seat then you will fuck shit up.

>tfw squat pooping but still ripping my asshole every now and then

I need more fiber

Why didn't Neko use her telekinesis to flip the hang up buttons on enemy witches?

>tfw used to squat but I can't after seeing that picture of a toilet that broke and the ceramic tore half of a person's butt away
I need a slav toilet

It is already explained that their powers has no effect on harness. Telekinesis included.

But surely she can use another objects to push them indirectly

Squat pooping is just better. I started doing it 7 years ago and I haven't looked back since.

same

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