Can't wait to get gay married by a chinese centerlink worker online
William Torres
so progressive
Logan Moore
>Terror boss warns major attack in Sydney is ‘inevitable’ *muffled parts and parcels in the distance*
Sebastian Torres
Job search activities are shit
Carson Ross
imagine if they used an auspost truck as a car bomb
Hunter Powell
An AusPost truck would actually be pretty hard to hijack/steal 2bh
Ian Davis
what if they already work for auspost pretty sure i've had a muslim guy deliver shit before
Adam Price
i'd laugh even harder if they hijacked a plane on the 9th of november.
Angel Scott
Oh, no dramas, that'd be easy as piss. Their identities would be found out rather quickly though once they don't turn up to the appropriate Dispatch Centre.
But judging from their past MO, they'd just run people down with it.
Asher Allen
that would be pretty funny, too bad Sydney doesn't have a world trade centre, Melbourne does
Easton Bennett
i got a job!
i have to crash out now wasted as fuck and do my induction tomorrow and sign papers and shit but i got a job! no more neet life no more dole i am gainfully employed in a job that not even an abo couldnt fuck up i am an industrial cleaner in like 12 hrs and i am gonna be making beaupoup dollarydoos now. im drunk as fuck and gonna sleep now and i love all of you and i will continue to shitpost but not with my usual chronological intensity.
David Phillips
good for you cunt
Jackson Stewart
well then do it in melbourne!
>sand in vagina bad idea
Leo Cruz
onya m8
Henry Hernandez
They said Sydney mate, can't go against (((them)))
Justin Cooper
Fucking kek
Austin Lopez
>Manus and Nauru refugees told they'll be resettled in US, more approvals expected in coming months Drumpf BTFO
Nathan Powell
he agreed to it, it's only 54 at the moment but they are looking at the rest
Lincoln Morales
And we get stuck with their central American monkey refugees
I wouldn't go to a poof wedding even if invited, only reason I can think of is to give them a dildo covered in HIV as a wedding gift. They probably already have that
Christopher Evans
Help Dave get his guns back.
Replace SAVE with fund go SAVEme.com/help-dave-get-his-guns-back
Connor Baker
I gave the cunt $20 already
Gabriel Cox
>being so anally angsty you decide to write a fucking news article letting the world know you aren't interested in attending their wedding because you are butthurt about no voters
I wish people like this could be kept away from public platforms.
>/r/australia is currently defending capitalist exploitation the fuck is their problem?
Isaac Bell
Would bang.
Carson Jenkins
who gives a fuck What are you some commie faggot or something
Isaac Wright
redpilled qt?
Asher James
...
Dylan Jenkins
yeah i am. will also be voting no because marriage should abolished.
Isaiah Butler
Lel. Good on you Nick and your 5 protestors.
Maybe you should push your party rather than having little protests that no one looks at.
Julian Hill
She's got that look in the eye, you hardly ever see that in women, shes giving me a semi.
Daniel Mitchell
Lol lol I love Sup Forums. You are great men.
Isaac Howard
Yeah Nah faggot I don't give a fuck about this gook fuckers party but there are a bunch of cunts waiting for an excuse to bash you commie mask wearing faggots
Jackson Rodriguez
Fuck man. The only way I'm a commie is I reckon we should get a free beer and ciggie allowance. So fuck off.
Benjamin Morris
I want some of those iron jay fish things but I reckon they'll be shit.
Jackson Moore
>the party for freedom wants to restrict freedom Hmm...
Grayson Sanchez
>line up at the beer line >no beer >line up at the smoke line >no smokes >line up at the bread line >no bread