How do you deal with waifus not existing Sup Forums?

How do you deal with waifus not existing Sup Forums?

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If they did exist, and they always have existed, we would take them for granted because they would seem normal to us. It's a good thing they don't exist or we wouldn't fully appreciate them.

Copious amounts of alcohol

By not being a FUCKING WEEB.

Jesus.

Man up pussy

Leave

By pursuing relationships with real women.

Usually by fapping.

Just looking pictures of him and drinking alcohol.

Smoking weed.

I'm sad OP why do you have to post this?

Get off my computer and go do something irl like a regular human being. That, or just play some Xbox with my gf, idfk

>If they did exist, and they always have existed, we would take them for granted because they would seem normal to us
I sincerely doubt it. If personalitywise real women were even half as good as our waifus, then investing time and effort into winning the affection of women would be worth the effort.

As far as waifu's go I have a very specific taste, but even anime girls that fall outside of that niche give me feels. I feel for them, want them to succeed, feel attracted to them. Hell, I hate tsundere's but even I can see that all but the absolute worst tsundere's are preferable over real women.

If waifu's had always existed we'd see them as normal, but we'd also see them as worth the trouble. Or perhaps it'd be the other way around, perhaps they'd judge us before approaching us, and we'd be working our asses off to make ourselves desirable to the woman of our choice.

That's like putting your dick in a blender to cope with the fact that you'll never get laid.

> waifu judging you before you could make a move.

Implying Sup Forums could make a move on any girls irl.

MODS!

Get a girlfriend have a kid name your kid after your waifu.

Dreaming and waiting for death.

Fuck you mai waifu is real and we are in a loving relationship. Youre just jeous youre waifu doesnt love you as much as my waifu love me.
Either that or your a faggot

Reality only exists in the mind of the observer.
My waifu exists in my mind, therefore my waifu exists.

Learn to read. I implied that in a world of women worth the effort, there might be some who instead take the agressive approach and hunt for suitable men.

>3DPD

Don't even ironically shitpost about it

None of us is actually a suitable men for our waifu user. And that the hurtful truth

Which is why it is a good thing they do not exist.

Sounds more than a little twisted.
I don't want to think what some of these creeps might end up doing.

>None of us is actually a suitable men for our waifu user.
Even if that were true, the very existence of a substantial number of women who aren't entirely shit would be an improvement over the current situation. I imagine they'd be kind, courtious and supportive to even the men they don't love or aren't interested in. The kind of woman you respect from a distance and can only love in your heart. It would hurt, but knowing the woman I love is happy would be enough to give me peace of mind.

Seeing my waifu with another man is enough to make me go hollow.

This hurts user

Not as much as living in a world where every eligible woman is a leech that's at best indifferent to the plight of men as a whole.

I'll just shave my head and become a monk, fuck it all.

But you cant fap to waifu if you become a monk

Faggots.
I'm going to make my waifu the happiest woman in the world no matter what.

I hug tomoko in my mind but first she start to grab my ass then tomoko start to play with my ass.

Creepy thing about all this in real life something started to play with my ass for 5 hours i couldn't even get out my bed.

Even if cost you your love? Even if she's inlove with another man? I salute your bravery user.

What, my waifu never was in love with anyone.
I'm going to marry her and make her happy.

If she were real, maybe I would have more motivation to better myself.

It would be nice if I could delude myself into believing she was real, so I could summon the motivation anyways.

You all have problems search for help please

Haha so funny user.

If you are here, you have problems too.

> not having problem
Absolute madman

I dunno, i might be able to pull a waifu with self-esteem issues

Writting a shitty novel with her in it

You're not married to her yet and you call her waifu? What is this sorcery user

>tfw waifu is a carpet muncher

Where do you think we are?

>creepy

not at all bro, happened to me too

>>>reddit

Make crappy AI with limited knowledge and named her my waifu.
Hire graphic designer that loves anime to make sprite for AI.

> crappy ai
> limited knowledge
Why make her suffer?

Because I've not bought rings and made the ceremony yet.
I'm working on it.

For me I think this waifu shit is stupid.

please tell me way did Tomoko pick me out of everyone.

Tomoko won't left me alone I cry ever night because I can't be with Tomoko.


Tomoko will be the first and the last waifu for me.

By getting my imouto into cosplay.

>I am an asshole but I am insecure about being an asshole so I have to pepper my insults with vague, non specific advice to maintain the delusion that I am a good person

Liquor, pornography and more liquor.

How does porn helps?

Well I can't fuck the waifu and a man has needs.

Her happiness is enough for me and she is regularly loved gently.

By faceless old men?

Fuck no. By her OTP

Who is her OTP? Is not you right?

Nope

Are you sure?

Yeah

They exist in your heart.

She is real, but with someone who had the motivation to better himself. It doesn't work in reverse.

> it doesnt work in reverse
What?

by not existing along with them
if nobody knows you exist, how can you really know if you really do exist?

>tfw nobody is closer to their waifu than me
one day I will find her

>being this needy and lonely

By becoming a big boy.

We keep on living until they make it possible.

OP a big guy

There will be nobody to motivate you. But if you win in life, you can collect your waifu reward.

> collect waifu reward
How so?

How does one win at life and collect their waifu reward? Does that involve blowing yourself up and becoming a martyr?

Yes, now go make a bomb and culturally enrich some European city.

Don't be an emo faggot and do your best to improve yourself for her. Become someone who she can depend on and would be proud of. Also, disregard 3DPD and acquire currency. You'll need lots of that shit to keep a waifu-bot around.

Can't believe you'd be missing this obvious course of action. Did you want me to write you a prescription for that faggot?

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Was it worth it?

Cry myself to bed

Define existence.

Everyone has problems user.

How do I acquire currency user?

Find a job you lazy faggot.

You gave up, OP. This was your first mistake.

Never stop believing.

You don't

These guys get it.

I don't have one so it's pretty easy

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Vodaka. And writing fanfic tier stories about her in the form of diary entires as if she existed and we spent our days together side by side.

You can work in this website, helping to improve the community

This

She exists in my lucid dreams, ans we've spent lots of quality time together.