/srbg/-Serbia General-Discord edition

Welcome to /srbg/-this general is for everything Serbia related.


UPCOMING ELECTIONS:
Belgrade-Mayor and city council elections, early 2018(exact date still not known)


TASKS:
>Ignore shills
especially Russian Albo, mixed leaf and ustasha hue
>Ignore Bulgarians
to stop shitting up of the thread into bulgaria vs fyrom shitposting
>Spread memes
>Come up with ideas
>Discuss politics


NEWS SOURCES(IN SERBIAN):
>b92.net
>rs.n1info.com
>politika.rs
>rts.rs
>novosti.rs
>blic.rs
>telegraf.rs


TRADITIONAL SERBIAN PATRIOTIC SONGS
>Бoжe Пpaвдe(God of Justice)-Serbian National Anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=Wy-Tfhcx-2k
>Bocтaни Cepбијe(Arise, Serbia)-National Anthem of Serbia 1804-1813
youtube.com/watch?v=5-vGAN7SVec
>Oј, Cpбијo, милa мaти(Hey, Serbia, dear mother)-National Anthem from 1941-1944
youtube.com/watch?v=bDFZi8f7HeQ
>Mapш нa Дpинy(The Drina March)-Military March from WW1
youtube.com/watch?v=36XMo-O5uy0
>Taмo дaлeкo(Far away)-Patriotic song from WW1
youtube.com/watch?v=njTmtSXtS_I
>Ca Кocoвa зopa cвићe(The dawn is rising from Kosovo)-Patriotic song about Kosovo
youtube.com/watch?v=w_ZMouBnEjU
>Хpиcтe Бoжe(Christ, God)-Former anthem of the Unit of Special Operations and traditional song
youtube.com/watch?v=VCnTqnxUNEE
>Oнaмo, нaмo(Out there)-People's anthem of Montenegro up to 1918
youtube.com/watch?v=74aKZNbtV68


NEWS:
>Vučić says he arranged visits from Trump and Marcon to Serbia and Trump said "he looked more like a basketball player"
b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2017&mm=09&dd=20&nav_category=11&nav_id=1305718
>Banks demanding 80 million € from Agrokor's companies in Serbia.
rs.n1info.com/a319226/Biznis/Danas-Banke-traze-80-miliona-evra-od-Agrokorovih-firmi-u-Srbiji.html


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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Horseshoe
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>he looked more like a basketball player
Druuumph!!!
Apologies right nooow!!!

Serbia is okay

I don't know whether he was acknowledging our God Emperor's genetic superiority or mocking us for the silver.

>when drumpfkin pumpkin smunkin honey takes two scoops

>Okay
They elected a trans gay woman as pm

>elected
and she isn't trans, at least not that i know.

fuck off bozgor

>elected
We didn't, the parliament did.

>this kills the american

ride back to your steppes Laszlo

>Elected

Nope, Vucic put her as a puppet and nobody fucked voted for her

daily reminder if you aren't in the discord you should join it.

why does Vucic always look like his half retarded??

And who elect the parliament? Don't have to be butthurted, i don't hate you.

Swallow your profane words. He is the epitome of beauty.

eh, electing them is retarded, i have to agree. but to be fair, when that hapenned, noone knew who the fuck this chick was and there was no talk of her being the pm.
>really makes ya think

>anglo teeth
>epitome of beauty
well ok then

Did you dare call our Bog Car half retarded!!!????

That's it no sendvich for you

Sandwich Privileges: Revoked.

>tfw I voted for him and got the sendwich and 20 euros
I'm always 4 steps ahead

Why is telegraf.rs and blic.rs in the list? Replace it with something more objective and less clickbait like tanjug.rs and srna.rs.

If something will happen with Vucic there is a stand up guy here who can replace him. Kőhalmi Zoltán.

You are an imbecile if you watch and read RTS, N1, B92, Blic and Telegraf for news. Might as well throw in NIN, Nedeljnik, Danas, Kurir and Politika.

The only quality Serb media is Novi Standard.

The only thing one should pay attention to when media are concerned is the ownership and editor board.

blic.rs shouldn't be given views at the very least

i never heard of the second one and the first one is completely irrelevant. those 2 might be tabloids, but at least they aren't constantly late and are visited by more than 7 people daily.

or crvene beretke rs.

doesn't matter, they're mind poision

MACEDONIA IS THE RIGHTFUL RULER OF THE BALKANS

But we created them

noice. just dye his hair.
i posted mainstream media of serbia. i am not going to post balkan.info as a source of news to make a echo-chamber out of the entire general.
true this, will start archiving from now.

SRNA is Republika Srpska.
There should really be some RS news included.

Your Serb mind tricks won't work on me

In RS I was paid 50BAM (25EUR) to vote SNSD. I took the cash and voted SDS.

The Croatian-Serbian conflict pisses me off

You didn't vote for SNS coalition.

The stupid Burnabitch as well as Dinkić, Mihajlović and similar DOS scum are the result of Western pressure and puppet status.

Between presidential elections and Burnabitch being anounced PM, 3 different US delegations paid Serbia a visit. One was McCain, the other was Hoyt Yee, and the last one was US Balkan taskforce which also included US congress members. Vučić was under extreme pressure.

His candidacy was forced by appearance of swinehead NATO-Turk Požderac and London-Bruxelles Janković candidate; they forced his hand.


I am proud of my Serbia for showing the wisdom and faresightedness for the first time since 1913 when they elected Vučić with 55% in the first round.


Also, AMA, I am a Serbian political and economical insider.

I had to picture it with their phone that they gave me to prove it and after that they just slid me a sandwich and 20 euros

Well done. You voted for Sarajevo Bosniak House Serbs.

House Serbs as in house niggers.

It is a completely natural and logical one.
Falls somewhere between Russian-Ukrainian and Polish-Ukrainian in history and circumstances.

We'll be back.

Balkan.info is terrible.
I always picture them and Dveri as Serb version of Right Sector and similar Kosher nationalists/useful idiots.

Like it fucking matters who you vote for in RS

Dodo is gonna rule forever like Batko rules Belarus

I'm not saying that it's illogical. I'm saying that it pisses me off. Also, Serbians and Croatians speak the same language and are similar except religion.

Russia is the biggest country on earth and has the delusions of grandeur. Polish-Ukrainian relationships are okay except the Wołyń shit.

>neko je sve ovo iskucao

us dbi

Dveri are pretty whitewashed as far as nationalism goes. However, to do otherwise is to be censored and outlawed, like most other far-right organizations in the past.

>I am proud of my Serbia for showing the wisdom and faresightedness for the first time since 1913 when they elected Vučić with 55% in the first round.
can you elaborate more on this?

My ethnicity and nationality are both Serbian. I am currently in Zagreb on a business/private trip.

He's saying good job retards you became NATO Ukraine-tier puppets

Well SDS is not the best, but it is better than SNSD. They aren't corrupt to the extent of extinguishing the RS flame, they don't use Serbs for their political points unlike SNSD.

Nope, it's his last legal term.

fuck Serbians, bunch of pussies, true Serbs belong in Bosnia

You want to know a fun fact?
A lot of modern day Croats would be more related to medieval Serbs than many present-day Serbs.

The migration due to Ottomans, Uniatisation and Catholization followed by assimilation during Venetians and Habsburgs, and especially during Ustashe and Yucommunism, is to blame.

Go look for census data and ethnology works of 18th and 19th century in the Balkans.

Croats were given a mandate to homogenise their proclaimed national space. Serbs were the biggest losers in this, but many Hungarians, Jews, Germans, Russyns, Czechs, Slovaks were assimilated in the same period.

Power can transcend legal terms as it often resides in things such as money and influence. Putin had to give up a term as President, but that was a mere technicality, as he was still in control de facto.

Croatia and Serbia is literally like Kain and Abel.

yeah it's sad we're so divided thanks to (((them))) forcing d&c tactics on us which we, being dumb, adopted

It would be an extremely long story/post to write about.

Basically, look for the way Vučić voted and behaved from 1991 to 2012.

And the way Serbia humiliated itself from 2000 to 2012

Vučić is doing an act. He is a nationalist, a fanatic, and an excellent politician. A psycho, yes, but in a positive way.

Politics is the art of possible. Him being in the eternal opposition thanks to unholy post-election alliances between various "patriots" "socialists" "democrats" "liberals" meant he could do absolutely nothing to prevent Serbia being reduced to a puppet shithole and an associate member of NATO in 2007.

I believe that in future it will be much better, just avoid conflicts.

Croatia is Serbia, only they have to be reminded of it. i hope sooner better than later. The Satan Catholic worshiping has to stop at some point.

The actual difference is basically like German states.Different tribes from the same family,different culture and same language.The difference being Germans are humans and a German state had the power to unify these retards for long enough for the tensions to drop.

Serbia isn't important enough for it's own general.

i was thinking exactly the same lately
seems like he's the most perfidious politician in this whole region

>different culture
that's mostly wrong though, we both belong to the same culture opus

kek when willl they ever learn

my friend that wants t obe a politican wants to join the SNS when he finishes his studies and wants to get close to Vucic and learn how to manipulate the same way how he learned from Seselj,he also thinks if he somehow start dating his doughter that he will get closer to him aswell.

You are all Yugoslavia, only some of you are catholic, orthodox, or muslim

To be fair Germans have internal division, only they are better at hiding them. East Germany was bankrupted by West Germany, because West Germany didn't want competition (for example)

Why does she look like she's made of wax?

here on Sup Forums they do, on the basis of not being American fagots

You're an imbecile.

Diasporafag Serb, right?

Fuck every single Serb in Germany, Austria, and especially those in Britain and USA.

Fuck every single Croat and many Bosnian Serbs, you Comintern preferring traitorous dogs. Even in Kingdom of Yugoslavia, Croat Serbs preferred future Ustashe sympathizers over Serbians and Belgrade.
And when war came, they happily joined an Austrohungarian Corporal who attacked Serbia in his "primary goal of ending Serb hegemony and Serb burgeoisie".

Serbia is an associate NATO member since 2007 Madeira meeting. AA with EU was unilaterally activated before time, abolishing tarrifs on goods from EU, while EU kept them on goods from Serbia.

Transit agreement with US was signed in 2005, SOFA in 2006, US/NATO army exercises started in 2004, as well as IPAP membership plea.

You have no idea what you are babbling about.

>educate your self on Le Great Serbitchia

They are different,Serbs where influenced by the Ottomans for 500 years,while Croats where influenced by Austro-Hungary/Venetians for 800 years.Sure,Croat niggers still listen to Turbofolk,but there is a difference.

We are not fucking Yugoslavia, even if that would benefit us politically and economically.
We share little with Slavs of the world. Other than same origin of language.

idk but I think he can actually do it if not someone else haves the same idea.

He's a big guy

That's okay. I didn't expect you to agree.

Vučić is a political genius. And a whole league above both his enemies and "associates".
The only exceptions are those former Radicals in Vojvodina and his closest, inner SNS circle.

The biggest problem is that he has to rely on opportunists and dogs to consolidate power in Serbia.

And I know that he hates every single one of DOSmanlije dogs as passionately as I do.

Including the perfiduous Manchurian candidates like Koštunica, Jeremić and other subversives

You literally look at salam sandniggers and say, yeah those are people I wanna associate with.
you literal faggot nigger

There sure will be a void in Russia once Putin is out of office, but in RS it's different as there won't be any void due to all political parties having the same interest.

It's safe to assume that many do. And the fact that he's told you about his plans means he's not as skilled in such manipulations as he likes to think.
If you want to be a politician, the last thing you want to do is boast about your plans.

>They are different
no they aren't
sure they were influenced by the ones who were ruling them but certainly not for much - else they would be today on the level of austrians and germans
you've certainly never been in croatia

Reminder that we wuz jews n shiet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Horseshoe

I have no bloody idea what the fuck are you on about?

i am proud that we are not a reactionary hellhole like poland or hungary

Even serbian lesbians can't resist the bbc.

I don't think Putin has any intentions of giving up control any time soon.

>They elected a trans gay woman as pm
wow, who gives a shit about the play called "serbian politics"
who ever has 2g of brain doesnt even follow what they say and do
fun fact: NOBODY elected her, nobody voted for her, there wasnt even an election, Vucic won the vote for president, and he appointed her personally

I always kinda had a feeling that Vucic was just acting because no person can really change,I mean 20 years ago he wanted to genocide Muslims in Bosnia and now his saying that he suddenly ''changed'' and that his a new person.

You're a boznian salam sandnigger
These brown filth are your brothers.
You homo with your fucking Sup Forums image
I just wanna pull your jaw off

get out underage fag

Been there as a kid in coastal towns,they look nothing like i have ever seen in Serbia.

oh you

That's assuming he was honest about his ideology in the first place.

What are the relations between serbian and kosovan people?

Heh.

Oh, boy, if only you knew the ethnic and migration story behind present-day population of Dalmatia (some islands included), Slavonia and former Military Frontier (Voina Kraina).

Also, since 1878, significantly more Serbs were ruled by Habsburgs than by Serb dinasties in Montenegro and Serbia.

>kosovan people
>people
Hans, I

B O Y K O
O
Y
K
O

were childhood friends so he trusts me,he didn't even told his parents nor his current gf.

But I'm telling this on an Hungarian throat singing board so I guess I'm not much of a friend kek

I am motherfucking Serb, and my family has been for millennia. So the fuck is wrong with you. and even Muslims here are not fucking brown.

of course but they're built by them as much as our old cities and tows were built by us
that's not their culture, once you try to exchange a few words with them you'll realize how much the look can be deceiving and how much we're actually similar

im listening..

Significantly more Serbs where ruled by the Hasburgs since 15th century when most of them moved to Belgrade and Vojvodina.The difference is that they had more rights under Hasburgs than under Hungarians.

He didn't say that, didn't want that, and it wasn't the geist of that speech.

Have you ever asked yourself why only cut, short versions of him saying only that sentence is widespread, and no complete, whole recording of that session is published?

Do your research.

The funny thing is, had all Serbs lived in the same state, so would all Balkan Muslims/nowadays Bosniaks.

Either way you take it, them being Muslim Serbs (like those Muslim Serbs in Albania and Kosovo that preserved themselves to this day) or as Bosniaks finally uniting Bosna and the once-Sanjak region that is now split.