hi Sup Forums I need your help! due to accidental and unforeseen circumstances, I now need to pretend to be of merchant origins or at least merchant-halfbreed
seeing how deep the topic always runs here, I figured you could give me a hand. joke answers and memes welcome too, but in all seriousness, need some pointers from actual merchants or those that know them well on subtle behaviour traits, expressions, minor accessories or ways of dressing, topics of conversations or things to mention non-chalantly, etc. don't want to look like I'm trying hard, just make other merchants think I'm one of them naturally. also, we aren't talking about kosher or religious shit, no running around screaming "Happy Rosh Hashanah" >happy Rosh Hashanah faggets, btw
TL;DR: how to convince modern merchants that I may be one of them without appearing to be trying too hard?
Take off ur flag and prove you're already not one.
Easton Perez
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Joseph Williams
fug, ok
Alexander Peterson
whine.....ALOT
eat bagels and "nosh"
wear stupid scarves
pay more attention to your crotch than usual when in the presence of children.
talk about the holocaust at least once an hour
the list goes on really.jewing isnt that hard
Ian Perez
low-key is the..key here I don't look jewish, so I need to act jewish, do things they do as if these are just natural things to me, not as if I'm a white person trying to fit in with jews, so I keep talking about the holocaust (although I'm sure dropping a reference to "never again" with some conviction once in a while won't hurt)
Liam Reed
how hard is it to trade in commodities?
Nolan Rivera
Sacrifice your first born son to Moloch.
Daniel Murphy
They will recognize you as a phony in less than 5 minutes. You don't know their holidays. You don't know their history. You don't know their foods. You didn't go to Hebrew school after regular school in 5th and 6th grade. All they have to do is mention the name of one Hebrew letter and see you go "What did you say?" Have fun making a fool of yourself.
