How could RRRG pass on this?

How could RRRG pass on this?

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I like her

He was afraid to go for it because he felt inferior

Araragi is a lolicon. He would rather nail the lolis than his girlfriend.

She's pretty fucking shit but then again, he chose Hitagi who's also shit. Let's just say, Araragi has shit taste in women.

He realized he could date best girl instead.

Because altough she's best bod (fat cat tats), she sure as hell isn't best girl.

i wanna cum on her braids and glasses

I bet she fucks like a tiger.

He just never liked her that way? At least, not after she helped him in Kizu, he basically just put her on a pedestal and then by the time she finally decided to tell him her feelings, he already had a girlfriend he was serious about, and probably regardless, he saw her as nothing more than a friend.

Guilt. The persona he was in love with was killing her.

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Braids+glasses is shit

By saying no to her asking him "Will you date with intent to get married in the future?"
Hanekawa should have just aimed for the threesome end. That actually would have unironically worked.
Why the fuck did they not add the monologue into Neko White about how she loves Senjougahara.

araragi was too chicken

He has canon severe inferiority complex.

because he is a chicken
chicken
chicken
chicken
chickennnnnnnnnnnn

Living with such terrible taste must be a hellish existence. You're a stronger person than I, user.

>taste this shit

Consider suicide.

don't stick your dick in crazy

every gatari girl is crazy

Every woman is crazy in some way. It's not possible to not stick your dick in crazy unless you just never have sex.

You just need to find the right kind of crazy for you.

not every woman is a murderous lunatic

Who cares, she's the best character and now I can have her.

I'll fight you irl faggot

kizumonogatari subs when

Kizumonogatari PDF when

Of course you're gonna get shit for saying this in a thread about Cat.

but you're completely right. Cat became 1000x better after she cut her hair and ditched the glasses

Get a load of this fag.

stop posting ugly bitches

audiobook is out

Get some taste.

You first, I can guarantee that all of those girls could be improved by removing glasses

Mirai a cute but Hanekawa a cuter!

We have been through this before, I myself posted this thread in april!
It boils down to the fact that Ragiko does not love the cat. He might have fucked her eventually but Crab started dating him within a month after the events of Kizu, Cat simply didn't get the time she needed to get pregnant by the Ragi.

I always find it hilarious to see autists freak out over a few lines on a character's face.

We're all autists, user. Why else would we be here?

Bad pussy.

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I'm at chapter 002 of transcribing that shit into epub. FUCK I want the pdf

Araragi's mistake was choosing just one girl.

>shaggy striped Hanekawa

I never knew I wanted this. This must be the thing they call sexy bedhead type hair

So he was a faggot

It was a little bit of both of their faults it didn't work out. Hanekawa subconsciously held her feelings back because she did have close friends who shunned her. That, and she thought she could progress their friendship slowly into a relationship, and he wouldn't just accept the first proposal he got, especially from a girl who just stapled his mouth open a week prior.

But in truth, Araragi was an idiot who was completely self conscious, he even admits he didn't think Hanekawa liked him even when she forcibly made him her vice president and spent countless evenings talking with him. But Araragi's big issue is that he is completely self absorbed, which is why he fucks up working on the issues of the person at hand all the time.

Cat isn't even best girl material until Tsubasa Tiger.

Twin braids with glasses is one of the few looks that can be called perfect.

Gotta admit. Recently listened to the audiobook of the official kizu translation. The voice actress who did her did a great job. That part where he gave Araragi her panties as a good luck charm

Fug yeah

*she

lol

but yeah, the books seem to do a good job making the girls qts.

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Does she go into heat?

Naming my cat as "Hanekawa" was a mistake.

It's not like cats care about names.

Still, it's like naming your daughter after a porn star

Cat is not neutered yet. She's going in season any time, now. It will be awkward to see my cat like that knowing that I fap to Hanekawa doujins.

Animal names shouldnt be more than two
syllables.

Just name it cat to save yourself the effort.

He doesn't deny that.

I didn't name my cat so, when people realize that and ask me if I was too lazy to name it, I say it's called Katyusha and "Kat" is just its nickname.

>Not posting superior cat

A cat is fine too.

>a fucking round car

what do you expect

you're why god abandoned us user

The author waifu'd her. She's "too pure/special" for everyone else in the series.

Don't make fun of it

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Because she also failed to face her problems herself. In fact she may have been one of the worst offenders for being perfectly complacent with her situation. Crab was the only one who wanted to rid herself of her problem.

Because she seemed self conscious about everything and was bad at saying how she felt.

Crab is super confident and tells it like it is. That's who you want to date. Not someone who is all meek and has the lamest and most boring story in the series.

She looks the best but whenever she was on screen and talking I just got so bored with everything about her.

tsubasa cat was the only arc I liked in bakemonogatari

What would marriage with Hanekawa be like?

While looking for the short stories I stumbled upon a translated excerpt of Shinobu Mail's commentary where Ononoki said that the chances of her becoming a couple with Araragi were higher than the chances of him becoming a couple with Hanekawa. Excerpt is here: reddit.com/r/araragi/comments/4lua7e/spoiler_so_i_was_listening_to_shinobu_mail/
Inb4
>Reddit

Sex

resisting the urge to grab her hanekawas while spooning

he passed on her because he realized she had problems

by the time he would have been willing to date her he already was committed to crab

possibly way early in the series but that was true for any woman

by the time we get to Bake this was not the case

Autism.

her long hair + contacts is smoking though

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Because she's a terrible person despite all she's done for him

I'm sure she wouldn't mind

Sister was wrong tho.

the story points to pretty much the exact opposite of this

Bake spends way too much time explaining the apparitions
Tsubasa cat and nisemonogatari barely talk about the apparitions at all and are more enjoyable because of it

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Just buy the book, it's pretty nice.

where?

don't read nip

It's in english.

It was chosen by Shinobu. Given her selection criteria of "how much does the car look like a donut?" it was the only possible choice.

Because her "dad" has been dumping loads in her throughout her life.

Don't slander the cat.

Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade best girl

That wrong user

Twin braids with glasses and a hidden sexy body with huge breasts is the perfect look.

Gap-sexy is best sexy

Jeeesus Christ people fell for this bait way too hard

Senjougahara is nice, but definitly Shinobu/kiss-shot best girl.

Well, actually he chose two. Araragi seems so hell bent on wanting to live as humanly as possible that he got Senjougahara as his girlfriend (I am not saying that that's a bad thing)

After living his life as a human with Senjougahara his 'human life' will come to an end. It's only going to be him and Shinobu and Araragi definitly knows how Shinobu feels about him, oh he knows and just chooses to completely ignore it.

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Why did she have to get character development Sup Forums?

> he's a tits guy

because she wasn't best girl

Not everyone is strong enough to persist in error and avoid development.

The audiobook makes Episode black and talk in a deeper voice than Dramaturgie. It's hilarious. Gotta love it.