Thx mum and dad for not aborting me

Thx mum and dad for not aborting me

Np. Now I'm sending you off to a foster home so somebody else can deal with you

Let us pray for this child one word at a time. I'll start:

Lord

this can become a movie star

may

I'm confused. Did the parents not know that it doesn't have a nose to breathe?

Fucking lizard people.

that thing looks like a clown crossed with one of those stupid bunny gamestop advertised with

it

suck

I wish i would have been aborted.

NOGGERS

die

thats some eraserhead level shit

rest

ACK ACK

Elle Reeve as a baby?

amen

Thx mum an...

*dead*

No problem ET now fly fly back to space from this cliff into the ocean.

Faggot

It's Brian Peppers!

I don't think Muslims believe in it

>Lord may it die, amen
Perfect

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

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Me too

He will grow up strong and guard some bridge fiercely.

Would you cum on that things pussy? I would.

Or commit suicide before turning 18

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NOW it's time to start a huge "fund my kid's medication and treatment" campaign and the morons unironically send them a shit ton of money. Happens all the time in Russia. Then after a couple of years kid dies, and parents are rich. Woah!

Me three

What congenital syndrome is this? Harlequin?

everybody would support abortion in a case like this

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All a part of Jesus' plan.

Don't worry I'm sure Jesus has a plan for it :)