Brit/pol/ - the UKIPs edition

>Theresa May to warn tech firms over terror content
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41327816

>Parsons Green bombing: Two more arrested over Tube attack
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41332867

>Owen Goes Full Brent
order-order.com/2017/09/19/owen-goes-full-brent/

>Theresa May visits Canada for post-Brexit trade talks
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41301926

>Theresa May to offer EU £30billion in 'divorce payment'
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4893874/Theresa-offer-EU-30billion-divorce-payment.html

>Govt to 'put pressure' on technology giants over terror
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/govt-to-put-pressure-on-technology-giants-over-terror-11038367

>Year of terror: Timeline of ISIS attacks in Great Britain
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/403529-london-attack-tube-parsons

>Brexit fuels smuggling fears on the Irish border
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/brexit-fuels-smuggling-fears-on-the-irish-border-11041595

>Parsons Green Tube bomb: Police still questioning suspects
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41302284

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unvis.it/theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/13/only-2-of-uk-council-tower-blocks-have-full-sprinkler-system-grenfell
hooktube.com/watch?v=c1lP614TD3w
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>brit/pol/
>b
>not B

NEW

Fuck off.

Just made some homemade soup lads, was well nice and it burned my tongue. I've never made anything like that before so I used stale bread as the thickener, is turned out lovely but is bread a common way of thickening soup? If not, what's the best way?

You yeast infection.

ignore the autist lads

>THE CARABOU CUP

Based Stewart Lee to be honest lads

>lovely

Gay.

>he doesn't employ proper complimentary language
>he calls everything "nice"
Absolute state of you m8.

Is this shit leftypol at work or did you all just get home from the pub?

You've seen them. The rap singers.

>the UKIPs
>starts title with lower case

I..Is all lost lads?

This isn't aunt Fannys cooking coven.

>leftypol is capable of starting a BASED conversation about homemade soups

Help with finding failures in this, I want to make a more accurate one. I'll only do it up to about the 16thC as newer meme religions aren't necessary.

Tbf a conversation about comfy homemade meals would be a great improvement over the standard "no u" arguments.

It was lost a long time ago, friendo.

1) History is not older than 6000~ years
2) Faith in God was the first and oldest 'religion' in the garden of Eden. Lord Jesus was in the garden with them.

Incorrect

No, you're wrong.

>Britonism
>~2000 CE
>A native religion of Britons who claim that God blessed a chosen group of European people with the task of travelling from the mainland to Britain in order that the Britons would forever watch over the mainland, ensuring power was balanced and people were safe and free from tyranny. The British people currently find themselves in dark times as their promise to God is tested to its limits by evil forces. A prophet of God is said to walk among the British, quietly awakening the fire inside the hearts of Britons.

lots of things are a good thickener
flour, cornflour (flour on a hype), honey, mango powder
for bulkers use courgettes, aubergine, potato, anything that breaks down to mush
save the stale bread though, fry it in a little oil for croutons, the best bit of a soup

>puts Vedic religion on separate branch from European paganism even though they're from the same Indo-European root
>Greek paganism on separate branch from Egyptian paganism, even though it was directly imported from Egypt via Crete/Mycenae
>puts Christianity in India even though the religion was exclusively developed in Europe in the Greek language
>African animism branches off from Catholicism, also in India
Did the kike who made this have any other objective in mind other than his genocidal hatred of the white race?

>African animism branches off from Catholicism
Yeh I haven't got a clue what that bit was about
Will give it a go another time though, could be a nice learning exercise.

If I get REALLY bored I'll try to make a flowchart where you select a certain religion and it lights up the path it followed. Would be nice to mix that in with nations and haplogroups but that might be too autistic

Will add it.

Owen Jones is such a child.

I'd have clipped him round the ear if he turned up late to interview me.

Oh splendid mate, I'll have another bash tomorrow and use flour.

IRAQ

Hay Sup Forums

sift it!

the iraq line was his best one in the interview. the rest was sad and awkward.

it ignites a good debate tho

>sift it!
I'll be sure to.

>the iraq line was his best one in the interview
I thought it was a corker, weed my pants a little from laughing.

Who keeps trying to make threads on not Sup Forums boards? You absolute spazhammer

You know, the rap singers, standing next to the pile of jumpers by the old corn exchange. You've seen them, haven't you, they run along the little wall and jump off at the end. The rap singers.

He's a smart arse little faggot I'll give him that. He is the poster boy for the social dominance of the liberal/gay demographic currently destroying what is left of the country

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Goodnight lads.

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>sleeping

smdh

goodnight

REMINDER: STOP POSTING ON THIS SITE

IT'S BAD FOR MENTAL HEALTH

You can't tell me what to do!

>The September 23rd LARPing bullshit going on outside of brit/pol/

Why the fuck do I choose to share a board with literal schizos?

A good watch this. He can talk for Britain.
>youtube.com/watch?v=koh8J8VzzUE

But I come on here because I have bad mental health.

No.

Oh lord, I can taste them.

It's just 'hope' desu. Corinthians 13:13

>And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Faith has all but disappeared, love is hard to find in this world and that leaves us with hope.

Let them LARP desu, I'm hoping they're right

The meme that Mummy May is a puritanical Mrs Grundy type is a PR psyop. The porn restrictions are an attempt to cut a path into mass surveillance because people are too embarrassed to protest the issue.

>she a good christian gurl shes gonna get rid of degeneracy BASED mummy

Theresa May without a doubt is into weird BDSM cuckolding shit and takes it up the batty on the regular. She almost certainly worships an owl god and is a complete puppet of the intelligence agencies.

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on the top of the pops?

Sup Forums definitely is. I only come here like one night a week when I'm hungover and can't be arsed to move all day. I couldn't imagine coming here sober, on a daily basis. Some of you lot must be full of rage.

Organisation is necessary. Without it, nothing but the continuation of our rapid descent into the end of our very world.

youtube.com/watch?v=e1rHPwZb1Dg

why aren't you watching Psychopaths, brit/pol/?

Night

goodnight

Didn't one of the disciples literally go to India to found churches there?

>FIRE
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THERE IS NOTHING BETTER

>BCE
>CE

St Aristobulas
First Bishop of Britain
One of the seventy
Settled in Powys
Died a peaceful death having converted the natives

>Some of you lot must be full of rage.
quite the opposite, it strokes nerves i thought we dead, occasionally. For instance, i never thought i'd be worried about the volatile sunspot grouping about to face us latter this week.

New article lads.
thedaily.online/post/2017/09/20/35-immigrants-found-in-uk-saved-from-being-mistreated-immediately

What should the villain in my book be called?

Closet nonce

Dindu Nuffins.

Takbir

Rothschild McRothface

Paki Hitler. Someone everyone can hate.

>Mohammad Preubeberg

Any word on the leaf that gassed himself?

digitsget

when're we sorting out this country lads
I heard that councils are cheaping out and not paying for fire safety measures in towers

unvis.it/theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/13/only-2-of-uk-council-tower-blocks-have-full-sprinkler-system-grenfell

unvis.it/independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/council-tower-blocks-sprinklers-london-fire-brigate-grenfell-fire-safety-a7943981.html

before the landlords and landowners and agents make more profit, why don't we ensure the inhabitants don't melt before they pay their next rent cheque

Quick rundown?

>before the landlords and landowners and agents make more profit, why don't we ensure the inhabitants don't melt before they pay their next rent cheque
This is actually a 4D chess move to cut costs on social care.

hooktube.com/watch?v=c1lP614TD3w

Cabbage

Lord Bashparcel of Castlemilk

Adolf Hitler.

Dolan Drump

If there's anything you need
All you have to do is say
You know you satisfy everything in me
We shouldn't waste a single day

So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life

Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you

>posting Astley
This isn't Sup Forums. You know the rules and so do I.

that was nice
thanks user

>>>>reddit

even late night brit/pol/ has standards

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alright lads, give me your best
here's the template

what compelled you to post that fattie?

>we stand 4 rights
>i also stand 4 rights let us meet up
>*spontaneously beats black guy to death*

DONT RUN THE RISK

fuck off

YOU CROSSED THE LINE!

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Went to a Boer War memorial last weekend, have a lot to do this weekend but looking to go somewhere else. Already seen the Battlefield at Naseby.

Particularly interested in shit that may get torn down in the next few years.
>tfw the west has a cultural revolution

>chemo kal

Plaes be shopped

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that one is shopped but i do have a mate irl called 'chemo' Kai (as in Kairon) called that because he's 20 years old and bald

>Error: You must wait 1 minute 13 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
Excellent idea for an image board where people upload shoops.
blox, I guess.

Don't want to bother reading that entire website, what's the point of it? Is crossing the line just a euphemism for waking up and realizing that right wing is the right path?

Based Bowden

Gronald Zlumpf

It doesn't take long pal, may as well just do it