Keep your hopes up lads, it always gets better

Sup Forums bros I've honestly met the girl of my dreams.
We met by chance in the laundry of my university when I was trying to get the dryer to work. Hung out with her for the last couple of days, just getting used to the new college environment.
>mfw turns out she's a comp. engineering major (wouldn't have guessed it, she's a cute 5'7" blonde, Germ/Anglo mix)
>mfw she's into memes
>mfw turns out she's quite the shitposter
>share some of my more controversial memes, she digs 'em
>mfw she didn't bat an eye when I told her about my pepe collection
>mfw she's into conspiracy theories
>mfw one night hanging out in her friends room talking about life and stuff, she casually mentions the (((Rothschilds))) and their scheme
>mfw I show her some of my "Truth" folder (dangerous territory for the untrained mind)
>mfw she's redpilled af
>drop a subtle holohoax redpill, mfw doesn't even bat an eye
>mfw I have shown her my pepe folder, my shitpost collections, and I gave her a brief intro to Sup Forums
>mfw she loves all of it

I just want all of you lads out there to know that no matter what happens in life, there's always hope. I was going to give up on finding a redpilled gf, I was ready to accept that I would just have to hide power levels from females for the rest of my life. If a tall scrawny beta like me can score several dates with a girl like this, anything is possible. Be yourself Sup Forums and never give up, life has a funny way of making things happen. Have faith in yourselves and have faith in God, he's got a plan for all of us.

Sorry if it's unrelated Sup Forumsacks, I just don't know who else I can talk about it to.

I'm happy for you user, but I have some advice for you that you need to always remember. Do NOT fall to hard too fast. No matter how amazing she seems getting too interested is like fucking kryptonite to women. You have to give her something to chase or the feeling that you're not a sure thing.

T. In a stable relationship

>she's into memes
all the more reason to gas her, op.

Too hard*

you just have a case of Oneitus, shes a slag mate i promise

>I have showen her my pepe collection

Ask me how I know this is fake

yeah she smonk weed and watched youtube. big deal. just another "im not like the other girls".

buy her a copy of mein kampf then come back.

i once dated a chick who had a "rare" pepe collection.

why do guys think girls dont into memes at all?

thanks user, I'm going to take it slow and I'm not going to rush into any lovey-dovey type stuff until I know I, and her are ready.
Thanks for the advice user, I'm just taking i easy for now.

that sounds like a man u fucking faggot

checked and praise kek'd. We have his blessing.

lads i thought that was the case too but SHE was the one who brought up the Rothschilds and the JQ, not me.
Doesn't smoke weed either, actually comes from a very normie background.

You can have your doubts anons, but if you met her you'd be shocked.

inb4 she tells you you're such a good friend before going off to get railed by the football team and then coming back to cry on your shoulder about all the men she's fucked being horrible and why can't she find a good guy like you but obviously not you because that would ruin your friendship

Faggots. Faggots everywhere.

we were making out tonight. she went to a preppy all girl's school too, I kind of suspect she's a virgin from the way she kisses.

if i met her you'd be cucked

Or maybe she's just disgusted by the way you kiss :^)

Good job. Now bang and tag her. Women want dick just as much as you want puss. The big take away... Make sure she tucks before you fuck

_donald

>t. Basement dweller
at least be creative with the roasts like the others

digits confirm.
I'm a shit kisser it seems. Have to work on that I guess.

Girl makes out this early? Yeah that's a slag. Hit and quit but check for a cock first. You never know nowadays.

MFW OP finds out his "GF" is a fuckin tranny

>tall
fuck off, Chad

Time to return to your containment board
>>/r9k/

well look. id say lay of the redpills.
just focus on being the best person you can be.
in my experience being too redpilled makes you look like a bitter hater, and its socially toxic to have to rail on and argue with every jew/mixed race person you meet on the way through university.

either that or trip her up and find her true power level. this is the point though you have to get her to reveal to you. not the other way around.

last thing you want is to ruin a relationship because of propaganda and media warfare.

i know i said get her mein kampf. that was a joke to make you realise the likeleyhood is she doesnt know shit about the chosen past rothchilds.

maybe give her the david duke pill. MAYBE.

Congratulations, user! :D

bro ive been through more poon than a porcupine.
i always columbine the concubine.

t.indian

grow up.

pretty sure its just the rugby team that gangbangs those hoes. footyball is too effeminate.

What a load of shit, faggot.
Shes never heard of Sup Forums but somehow knows about the main rhetoric here that is seen literally no where fucking else?
A number of Sup Forumsacks aren't even aware of the rothschilds or what they do, but some normie bitch just casually knows all about it?

You are sad and pathetic and should commit suicide

You sound like a complete faggot. She's not a celebrity or some hidden, she's a typical college slut and she'll cuck you the minute something better comes along. This is how women are wired.

I'm not trying to shit on your parade, but merely inject some reality into it. Check yourself, user. You're catching oneitis badly and it won't end well.

>showing off pepe collections
>having a truth folder
>not having any material possessions or hobbies other than browsing this board 12 hours a day
>muh based gf

ur a fag. And this isn't real because no one would hook up with a fag who brags about pepe collections.

I usually like to throw about some racist jokes in a funny manner at first. Then even if theyre blue pilled after w while they just slowly accept that youre different. Youre definitely too hard too fast like other posters have said. Cool it. Dont show your meme collection this sounds like some dweeb showing off his stamp collection in the 80s or something. Cool it. Back off, even cause some fight or turmoil. You are on a one way ticket to the friend zone. I assume you haven't banged her yet or kissed her based on your autism level. A lot of girls just go along with whatever a guy says or does make sure shes not doing that user before you go doing anything stupid.

Youre a fucking splerge lord i can tell. Honestly cool your jets. Everything for the first two months will be a beta test dont fail user and you can own that pussy.

this

Pics or it not habbend

This, id burn my tablet if it didnt mean no more Sup Forums. This and pornhub are literally the only 2 website I frequent other than jewtube and an mp3 converter.

>making a post about your fantasies pretending its real to an online image board