How fast is your waifu?

How fast is your waifu?

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umi da

Umi is an unwashed whore that wants to do nothing but suck dicks for money and spread her legs for anyone with a 5 dollar bill.

Umi is cute.

I have 10 dollars

The fastest

She can vibrate through walls

So fast they put her on planes

crazy fast

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She's so fast that everyone thinks she's invisible.

Fast enough to catch someone who was thrown off a building

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the very fastest

breddy fast

>got two people killed and one permanently crippled in the span of three days

Your waifu is slow in the head.

B

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SO FAST HER BRAIN LEFT HER.

My waifu is the god of fast.

Reasonably fast
youtube.com/watch?v=hX-h4XAUHgM

As fast as she needs to be.

Umi is brilliant.

Sometimes I think about starting a religion and have Umi as its highest deity.

Making fun of her on Sup Forums would be punished with death. Anyone who says Umi is shit will burn in idolhell, and watching Umi doujin/hentai is punishable by death.

A good follower must keep a respectable Umi shrine, with a lot of figures, posters and other merchandise. Dakis, however, are haram.

You would have to bow and pray facing her archery training dojo every day, and visit her birthplace at least once in your life time.

You would have to follow the 4 noble paths of Umi, that are "Honoka is retarded", "Honoka brings pain", "freeing yourself from Honoka will free yourself from pain" and "you can only be happy if you're not SHAMELESSl".

Umi lives in a jade temple in the heavens, and from there she commands life on the realm of 3D Earth. A good Umidian must abide to the hierarchies of society and act in accordance to Her teachings.

On the first day, Umi created im@s. And she saw they were pure shit. And then on the second day, Umi said "let there be muse", and there was muse. From that day on, all muse acted as angels that helped Umi make the world a better place.

One of those angels was fallen, and did not believe Her good intentions. That angel was, as punishment, sent to a place called idolhell by Umi. That angel's name was Yohane.

Those who have faith in Umi must read the holy book of Sonodah, that teaches the correct path. The path of hard work, dedication, responsibility, dutifullness, a reserved and modest lifestyle, logical thinking and serenity, the values that Umi stands for. It is believed that this book was written by a prophet of name Arisa.

Synagogues, mosques and churches, all must be raised to the ground. And instead, on their place, we must build shrines, monuments, temples and epic statues all arround the world in honour of Umi, and the world will be a better place under Her guidance.

May her grace guide humanity.

Very fast

2 fast 2 furious

Godlike taste. Other plebeians outside of myself and this niggah of mine need not apply.

What the fuck, Mugi was ahead, but suddenly Ritsu won.

This was posted barely a day ago fuck off Umifag and your shittier waifu.

Jesus Christ.

The Fastest

UMI DAH

Almost 40

The fastest in the water.

Excuse me, but you posted my waifu. Please refrain from repeating that action in the future. Thank you

almost faster than me in bed;_;

Not only fast, but can drift

fast enough

yeah but so are you

she's fast!

A

About this speed

can anyone EVEN touch my waifu?

Cats are quick.

She gives offerings to the God of Fast, she gets faster the longer the fight.

But she has no legs how can she be fast?

She's slow

I beg to differ.

She better slow down if she doesn't want to get pulled over.

>little chode wings so it doesn't rattle itself to pieces

hahahahahahahahahahaha

No no, she's sloooooow

My penis gives offerings to her as well

Faster than wikihow.

Hayai !

they make you faster. youre overall lighter and they spring you forward

Mein waifu also.

Nothing wrong with that user.

Great taste, by the way

intelligently fast.
physically, not so much

That's right, always choose slav

GOTTA GO FAST

Too fast.

came too fast

jesus christ

Cringe

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It's like I'm on Sup Forums

2Fast2Furious

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Hayai

shes not fast enough

came here to post her. Good taste user

Fast enough.

oh puh leaaaasee

Pretty fast.

youtu.be/BXPkJH01b5M

Kaiki best girl

Oh hey, you're that guy that has Osaka as his waifu and always refers to her by her actual name, right?

Nice to see you're still around and still faithful if that is the case.

I'm so fast that not even my gal can keep up with me.

Everything's fun and games until you notice Sonic's face.

please

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please

chris chans room.
noo please god no.

Not very

pretty slow 18knots on surface.

Supersonic

you're in luck, fresh chlamydia just for you

Loli's shouldn't be drinking alcohol.

Those eyebrows make me so hard.

Speed racer loli here

Say one more thing about my waifu that's anything less than glowing praise and I'll fucking brain you, mate.

Extremely fucking fast on 4 wheels.

I think you mistook this thread for a Nico one, user.

You are a virgin, why are you even talking about sex?

Not as quick as me in bed.

>Love waifu
>but still haven't given up on life yet
Anyone else feel this way?

my waifu motivates me, i have her as my FL Studio background and it inspires some of the beats i make, also work out quite frequently

what i'm currently working on
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That's some surpreme taste you got there.