Be me

>be me
>Jewish
>JIDF shill on Sup Forums
>started shilling a couple years ago
>post everything from MGTOW to blacked threads with my Australian brothers
>The 2016 election hits
>start to shill for Hill
>see some success--raging goyim and hundreds of autistic posts
>see some weird meme magic threads
>election starts going in Trump's favor
>find out that these autistic goy are interacting with some ancient egyptian g-d named Kek
>attempt to derail meme magic
>get a sets of gets to counter Hillary going to prison, etc.
>Keep shilling until last day of the election.
>think we won. Turns out Hillary lost to the most unpopular presidential candidate ever
>keep shilling for the next 9 months to try to derail Trump's presidency and the alt-right while spamming sexbot and MGTOW threads
>Sup Forumsish goy have not been derailed
>start to doubt whether or not Sup Forumsish goy can be whipped into line
>losing hope
Why are you such bad goyim?

>be me
>stormfaggot shill
>need to get my daily good boy points
>create thread pretending to be kike
>make sure to alert my fellow shills so they'll comment and circlejerk
>must reinforce the narrative and make shitposts
>get my tendies for the day

Sage

post jewbs pl0x

autism

As if it isn't true.

I'm G-d's chosen faggot. You better get in line, or when the messiah comes, you'll be sentenced to being raped to death by a thousand bulls. Don't fuck with us Goy.

hmm seems fake, saged

Where do you think I'm posting from goy? Tonight we're celebrate the new year by putting retarded Goyim such as yourself in their filthy place.

Enjoy your jew holiday kike

>implying JIDF didn't do an amazing job making kekism into reddit
>implying JIDF didn't stop meme magic
RIP