Why are you so lewd Sup Forums?

Why are you so lewd Sup Forums?

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Years of isolation making them desperate for a sense of fitting in and masturbation addiction.

I am naked on bed, viewing Sup Forums while occasionally caressing my private

Fuck you

Sup Forums isn't, however, anime is.

i'm not lewd, i'm a pervert
get it right mongloid

it's not me, it's the hormone pills! I just can't help myself

Because most anime is shit and only exists for fan service

Because you're my waifu, anonymous-chan.

Why would you take the slut hormone?

Probably because of all the cum I drank

I just want to sleep on a soft butt, is that so much to ask.

SOLIDLY BUILT

Same here

A butt pillow would be so soft and warm, just imagining it makes me happy.

No non-masturbatory sexual experience. Autistic tendencies. tfw no girlfriend. Unlucky in love. Ronery boys. Engaged in masturbation. Orgasms by hand. Fucks only himself and can't even do that properly. Lewd because of repressed sexual desires. Old wizards. Virgins. Escapism to 2D.

Don't forget also nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.

I see what you did there.

Because I'm constantly thinking about sex.

Can't we all meet and get the non-masturbatory sexual experience?

i want Sup Forums to gangrape me and cum inside of me.
i want to swallow all Sup Forumss semen and be their fucktoy
everything as a little girl

/thread

Go play Tera.
You can do all of those things.

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For shame, user! Indecent thoughts will only lead to your destruction. Save yourself from your own lewdness!

God dammit, not one of these threads. I already fapped twice today.

Horribly lazy, a homeschooled hikki for all my teenage years, only chance for any interaction is the internet, a permenant barrier from my parents, no one to be accountable to, hate myself even more, continue. I hate it. I wanted to be a prince.

Dammit, user. Excuse me for not liking 3DPD. Uggos can never compare to 2D perfection. Shame that you're still beholden by bitches and whores.

Examine your feelings. Melon tits are better 2D than 3D. Anime has no blemishes. Cunts look better too because they're shaved. Hemorrhoids are nonexistent in the 3D world. It's not even a real choice. No true 2D lover would ever settle for 3DPD. Anime is perfection.

>Why would you take the slut hormone?
Because being a horny slut with nothing but perverted thoughts in your mind is fun? No worries, just sex.

If there was a real aphrodisiac that could turn you or your partner into a sex-crazed slut like my Vietnamese porn comics, without horrible long term side-effects I would totally buy it. Sadly MDMA isn´t good enough and has side effects.

The best aphrodisiac is cock

Lewd thread?

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You all need to stop being so sexual and show some restraint. Don't you have any manners?

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But user... We are all little girls here, cocks are big, meaty, smelly and scary.

Girls can love girls and with some chemical help, they can love each other more.

Seems like someone needs to be taught to love cocks

>Nature of Love
Stop that.

Holy shit, I was literally lying in bed naked touching my balls when I read this

It's already a meme, so you don't need to post it anymore.

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it's a meme, you dip

memes need to stop here, I cant fap to this

society
feminism
old hags
jew propaganda
oy vey
goyim
pedo taboo
prison sentence
muh strong independent womyn
predators
white male supremacists

fuck I didn't see that.

>tfw wasn't capitalised, that's why

I was just playing it earlier today, ninjas are fun.

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What's with all the girls(male) on Sup Forums as of late?
I don't remember this being commonplace two-or-three years back.

Not that I'm complaining, of course. It's such a wonderfully degenerate environment.

>Lewd
>Implying I'm not angry

blame

Warrior is most fun

Getting fucked is straight up more pleasure than fucking somebody.

Pleasuring others is also pretty hot.

I'd say breaking in your own cockslut is also plenty enjoyable.

I guess it can be if you're into that (and thank god for people who are).

I just can't stand the thought of using my dick when I could be in the opposite position instead.

Because sluts are great.

At least try a bit harder and arrange your text vertically next time.

Why are threads like this made? Just go jack off.

Sauce on the pic?

Why did you just answer your own question?

agreed.

Very nice

No wonder my sexuality was fucked up and i was like a junkie until i stopped coming here and some other places with sexual deviants

You guys aa special. Come herre for the first time in a huge while, see countless fetish threads,loli threads, borderline hentai stuff

Quick reminder of why i left this shithole

Why is this place even sfw? it's the most nsfw "sfw" board.

But I'm a little girl, and I have a huge cock!

You sound cute user I want to mess up your sexuality more.

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It's all about that booty

If Sup Forums could choose a life it would be one of a dumb fucktoy.

Well of course

>he blames drawings for his choices
wew lad.

Specifically, I'd love to be drawn by Asanagi. That'd be the closest to heaven I'll ever come.

>You will never hug a butt this perfect
Kill me.

That's what you say but i'm pretty sure you keep coming back.
Don't be a such a tsundere user.

Are you sure, user?
It's not a comfortable life.

>puffy vulva

Who is she?

Is that the slut from Love Lab?

>she

Yes but don't call her a slut please.

>she

Does it need to be, when I'd have everything I want?

>vulva
>she

somehow imagined this in something like the Evangelion opening if you know what I mean

>everything I want?
But you'll have nothing more than a life full of pain and sexual slavery.

Triggered? Sounds like you got a problem. We have service dogs that can 'take care of you'.

Sent a pic of my cock next to this picture for a dirty ERP-slut once.

See you tomorrow then.

Cause being a virgin hunting power bottom is the best. Making fun of them for being premature and a homo is always fun.

not him but
exactly

I know exactly what I'm asking for here, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Living like that would just be bliss.

As a masochist I like being abused, punished and humilliated after and before sex, but being a queadruple amputee used as a fucktoy for 2000 years is too much.

>She
Oh, user...

By the time I get converted to quad-amputee living onahole in that scenario, my mind would have long since been overloaded with pleasure and snapped, so at worst I wouldn't have the presence of mind to care.

At best I'd have begged for it myself.

C-can I s-see the dick pic, a-user?

It is a she

puu/sh/pe6kI/0403146739.mp4 Why so it can paddle your little pantied nuts phat-ass~?

If it turns you on, does it really matter if it's a boy or a girl?

It's a girl

>He actually sent it
That's a lovely cock, user. I would happily be a slave to it.

Know you would user~.

C-can I get you on Skype or something? I need more of your tasty cock~