I love you Sup Forums, please go out with me

I love you Sup Forums, please go out with me.

Sorry, I hate myself and don't wish to be happy.

On your knees you shit and open wide, no one gives a fuck about what you have to say.

Dick or gtfo

w-what did you say ?! sorry i have to go now

B-but we're both girls

And know I imagine a few hundred anons all trying to go out with her at the same time.
You're bringing disaster, you slut!

You're lying. No one could ever love me.

I fail to see the problem.

Muh clit!

Girls arent allowed to love other girls

Nei

But its the purest form of love.

Sorry, my heart belongs to Teru.

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But I love faceless old men's cocks. Are you alright with it?

Dont know about Nishiyama but I think Futaba will be perfectly fine with it.

But she's pure.

>a girl with darkhole for the mouth, who'd put anything she can inside of it.
>pure

right...

What is love?

baby don't hurt me.

Where would you take Futaba out for your date?

Don't hurt me.

This is a trick. I'm not falling for this again.

Anywhere there's masses of food seems like a solid choice.

No more!

But we're both girls!

If a girl had the ball to actually say that to me, I would at least give a try.

She's 2D, dont worry you can trust 2D. they will never lie or betray you

See

And you'd pay the price for that gullibility.

But why would anyone ever love me

/thread
Slut.

pic source?

Find it yourself

I said give her a try, not give her my heart.
That's a thing I won't do to anyone.

It doesn't take your heart to get drugged after a single drink she offers you and wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing your kidney.

Do you think this is funny you fucking bitch? Who put you up to this?

what show is that? the animation is gorgeous.

I see the name of the show in this thread user. I believe in you. You can find it out on your own.

found it and looked it up, SOL trash.

later fags.

Sorry, but i am in love with Yamaji.

Huh, I thought I repressed the memories of my high school traumas a long time ago.

Never betray you they say. They won't lie they say.

Eh? nandatte?

Some Korean manga called "Nice Guy" or something like that

I misspoke. It's called "Sweet Guy."
Pretty okay stuff. Homeboy protag is pretty realistically portrayed imo desu senpai.

>mods will never delete ERP threads

There are like three up right now holy shit.

lol m2k

Nishikawa > Nishiyama

Who hired you?

Sorry but I already have a gf, her name is Youko

HNNNNNNNGH

Those budgets.

Y-you too...

Oh ohayo Hinagiku-san

Yoko was divinely inspired

But u are 2D

>ahrbgbhhgl
>oh sorry, i fell asleep, did you say something?

I'm sorry, say that again, I coulnd't hear you over the fireworks

Eh, nandatte?

Imagine fucking her while she vibrates.

Oh really? Name one redeeming quality why you'd feel such a way. I'm not dumb enough to fall for such deceit.

What?

Why would I date an autistic bitch with no dere side to humans??

>Shota Shitfuck
No please

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>Horriblesubs

She's dere to Teru, let Teru date her.

Imagine how awkward it would be to get confessed to by a girl you don't know. You can't even honestly answer her because you've never even considered her as a potential girlfriend and have no clue if you could ever return her feelings. That would be horrible. I sure am glad I'm not a harem protagonist.

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That happened to me. At school.
She was fat, I told her I didn't even know her and that we should have known each other first. She told me she didn't understand what I was talking about. She wanted an answer then and there. I mean, what the fuck.
Happened even something worse.

Said no one, ever

Kill yourselves.

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Whites only