I got kicked out from church because my schizophrenic ex told the pastor that I raped her

I got kicked out from church because my schizophrenic ex told the pastor that I raped her

Time to convert to the one true church, the Catholic Church.

Deus Vult

Ask yourself whether being a christcuck is worth it, given how retarded and gullible your pastor is.

Well, did you?

Schizoprenia
Ex
Rape
Church

Checks out.

>be me
>horny as fuck
>took her to a motel
>we both got naked
>it was fucking consensual
>I only sucked her tits
>out of the blue, she turns crazy
>start acting as if she was possesed
>we both get dressed and leave the motel
>I broke up with her
>figure it out she had some mental problems or something
>1 year later, she goes to the pastor and tells him that I raped her
>pastor asked me if I did raped her
FUCK NO
>pastor asked me if we had sexual intercourse
NO
>pastor asked me if I took her to a motel
.... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and that's how I got kicked out of church

this is her way of telling you she wants the D and has a rape fetish

This is her

She is fucking nuts

It doesn't help that she was 16 when I took her to the motel

>Pastor asked me if I took her to the motel
>.... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not the smartest reaction

You're not alone in these mistakes (dating batshit). My worst nightmare and the one thing holding me back from going through with the last steps to ordination because I know she's just waiting to crawl out of the woodwork since I had the gall to tell her to fuck off.

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you need to explain you were doing the lords work. that he hath commanded you to destroy dat ass and if he doubts that story then point out the cuckholdery in the bible in which god commands a guy to sleep with his brothers wife

I know how you feel lol,my ex pretended to attempt suicide twice after I broke up with her kek. Imagine having to explain that

I assume you're protestant.

He has a pastor at his church so obviously he's Protestant.

Damn it feels good to be a Catholic. In a Catholic Church I could simply confess to fornication in a confessional, be absolved and that would be that.

and how old were you user?

32

so a 32 year old took a 16 year old to a motel room to fuck her and you want sympathy over the fact that your pastor had a problem with that?

Well if you're going to face consequences from the accusation, then you might as well actually rape her and at least earn it. It just makes sense.

Would bang

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Breeders BTFO

dude why TF would you become involved with that

Exactly

>It doesn't help that she was 16 when I took her to the motel
every time. Reminds me of a guy on /adv/ that was panicking after banging a 13 year old and was scared she would tell her parents.

Feels Jaffa man

Jesus Christ. You deserved to get kicked out of church you pedo fuck.
>muh biological readiness
She belongs to her father until he gives her to you. Fucking animals.
>trying to fuck little girls
You did try and rape her. That's attempted statutory rape.
You did actually molest her though. FBI should be here any minute.

>inb4 trolled
Gonna hang everyone over 25 on the day of the rope.

Maybe the pastor consulted with God and God told him you did rape her

In most European countries it isn't rape. You can fuck 16 year olds legally here and I don't see an issue with that.