Write your eulogies about Croatia ITT

Write your eulogies about Croatia ITT

Where can I get bossy and sexually aggressive and racist Croatian chick? Can hook up with blonde light eye Russian 8-9 in exchange

I also want to know that

>croatia
Will be turned into North Africa by Merkel

As long as you don't enter schengen you should be okay, Hrvoje

you can get her in Croatia if you aren't poor Dimitry. Now tell me more about the Russian girl

Population will not comply, vigilantes would take action and the police/military would turn a blind eye to it if not join them.

We're probably going enter Schengen too because Čokolinda is pro-EU as fuck. RIP Croatia 925-2017.

great pic

Wtf happened? quick rundown?

croatia is le based best country

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>some people ride bikes to work
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks & hs produkt vhs 2
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones
>croatian military ration rated as the best by Steve1989MREInfo
>can produce own submarines and battle ships
>ISIS defeated due to croatian assault rifles
>Croats mentioned in Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy
>probably commited genocide but got away with it

Also eulogies don't have to be for the somenone who died.Although as it seems with migrants and low birth rates eulogies for Europe might be appropriate.

yeah mayn croatia is sick I have taken one of you women

I thought eulogies was for the dead so my bad

F anyway

>>croatian military ration rated as the best by Steve1989MREInfo
lol

You can probably get one in Vienna.

>We're probably going enter Schengen too
Not until I let you. And you know what you need to do ..

Please don't let us in.

You're better off anyway. Oh one tip: don't take €.

There are all kinds of balkanniggers in Vienna, but sadly no croats or slovenians

>no one posted miro semberac
all balkans must suffer without unity
you could have prevented this

its a balkan city now t b h. I can speak my language freely in Vienna becuase so many understand it

our country is fucked anyway, may as well take the euro and speed it up

Well whatever it is it certainly isn't an Austrian city anymore

>one tip: don't take €.

Okay, got it.

rip catholic serbia.

Austria has historically been Slav clay. It's just getting reconquista'd now.

>Balkanniggers
>Slavs

most smartest people are from croatia

yeah,I'm not happy about it either. I don't support mixing up of european cultures and nations

Rodjak iz Dalmacije mi kaze da nema turizma da bi bili gladni. Isto mi je rekao da je u splitu katastrofa stanje u smislu posla.

I was once in Croatia and I saw Croats.
The country is empty now, they've left to become Germans.

I'm not but I'm not interested in a gold digger
You are not a Slavic for sure

istina je, ekonomija je smeće ovdje

Slovenian for Russian Nordic blondie? we can do it